1k+Crack Whims » Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto, T, English, Humor, chapters: 23, words: 31k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 787, updated: 6/22/2015 published: 1/1/2008
228A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt » After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.
Naruto, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 22k+, favs: 404, follows: 371, updated: 11/6/2014 published: 6/25/2013, Sasuke U., Itachi U., Temari, Team Seven
377The Hazards of Amity » Kill the family. Leave the village. Wait to die. That had always been the plan. But when that system fails somewhere between surviving and undergoing emotional overhaul in Suna, even Uchiha Itachi is starting to believe the universe has it in for him.
Naruto, T, English, Friendship & Romance, chapters: 5, words: 58k+, favs: 651, follows: 545, updated: 11/5/2014 published: 3/26/2012, Itachi U., Temari
52Happenstance » We know each other. You've heard my name. I know I've heard yours. It's the benefit of rank, circumstance, and infamy. I wonder if you'll get a chance to see me in a new light. Itachi. Temari. Vignettes.
Naruto, T, English, Drama & Friendship, chapters: 3, words: 8k+, favs: 94, follows: 79, updated: 12/20/2012 published: 10/28/2012, Itachi U., Temari
111 Ball and Chain The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.
Naruto, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 10k+, favs: 418, follows: 88, 6/21/2012, Ino Y., Sasuke U.
244Sky Runs Red » Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.
Naruto, M, English, Drama & Suspense, chapters: 3, words: 35k+, favs: 411, follows: 365, updated: 1/20/2012 published: 10/5/2011, Temari, Itachi U.
104Trip the Light Fantastic Being forced to choose between remedial dance lessons and probation is one thing, but it's another thing altogether when your dance partner is someone you can't stand. Neji. Ino. Crackfic.
Naruto, T, English, Humor, words: 10k+, favs: 207, follows: 146, 9/27/2011, Neji H., Ino Y.
184Passing Fancy » When an experimental surgery to curb Mileena's homicidal tendencies goes awry, Shang Tsung and Kitana are left to deal with her sudden infatuation with a certain Netherrealm spectre. Mileena. Scorpion. Crackfic.
Mortal Kombat, T, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 18k+, favs: 300, follows: 187, updated: 6/6/2011 published: 5/14/2011, Mileena, Scorpion/Hanzo H.
241Caught You on the Flip Side » I knew you once, a long time ago. You were born in a nebula, and I was born in a star, and the spark of our union was enough to ignite a thousand Big Bangs. And though I don't remember you, I've never stopped searching. Deidara/Ino. AU.
Naruto, T, English, Spiritual & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 43k+, favs: 374, follows: 290, updated: 1/24/2011 published: 6/11/2010, Ino Y., Deidara
322Visitation Rights » It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 4, words: 24k+, favs: 448, follows: 381, updated: 6/25/2010 published: 11/28/2009, Ino Y., Deidara
77 Subtle Matter He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.
Naruto, T, English, words: 5k+, favs: 247, follows: 30, 11/5/2009, Konan, Hidan
452 A Remedy for Lassitude » Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto, T, English, Friendship & Drama, chapters: 3, words: 32k+, favs: 935, follows: 199, updated: 9/18/2009 published: 10/7/2008, Temari, Hidan
164 Reason for Absence She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto, T, English, Humor, words: 6k+, favs: 754, follows: 118, 8/25/2009, Ino Y., Hidan
94 Bantam Eden Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto, T, English, Suspense, words: 6k+, favs: 372, follows: 39, 6/24/2009, Hidan, Ino Y.
73 Movie Night Opting for a scary movie was better than moping the rest of the night away, especially since it gave him an excuse to spend some quality time with his new neighbour. Naruto. Shizune. Friendship fic.
Naruto, K+, English, Friendship, words: 3k+, favs: 207, follows: 31, 6/21/2009, Naruto U., Shizune
893 Quotidian » When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto, M, English, Drama & Suspense, chapters: 9, words: 75k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 414, updated: 5/22/2008 published: 1/8/2007, Temari, Hidan
229 Masala Dosa Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 647, follows: 81, 4/27/2008, Hidan, Kakuzu
89 Watch A collection of frames and events, the ones that shaped his definitions of the human eye, and the ones that changed them. Itachi coming to terms with the end of it all. Introspective.
Naruto, T, English, Angst, words: 2k+, favs: 231, follows: 33, 3/16/2008, Itachi U., Sasuke U.
341 A Mutual Understanding In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 3k+, favs: 949, follows: 135, 11/22/2007, Hinata H., Hidan
293 Paying A Compliment It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 148, 9/27/2007, Kakuzu, Hidan