Heyy my names Rachel im 14 and i am pretty much twilight obbesed. however you spell it. i am badddd with spelling.

These are my favorite twilight characters in order:

1. Edward

2. Jacob

3. Emment

4. Bella

5. Alice

6. Roaslie

7. Jasper

8. Angela

9. Mike

10. Ben

11. Jessica

12. Other school students (Lauren doesnt even make it on my list i hate her so much)

13. Laurent

14. Charlie

15. Renne and Phil

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe.
Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into