Just In
Kitty Smith PM
My Stories 27
507Percy Take the Wheel » A freak accident with Arthur's enchanted Ford Anglia causes a minor explosion and a major change in the Weasley household. With Arthur in a coma and Molly having passed away, Bill and Charlie can't afford to quit their jobs and must support the family from afar. Thus, it falls to Percy to handle the day-to-day, even if he's not sure that he can.
Harry Potter, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Adventure, chapters: 24, words: 205k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/11/2020 published: 9/20/2016, Percy W.
88Cold and Dark » Pitch catches on the one thing that could sway Jack to his side, and begins to find himself just as swayed. Will their haphazard family survive their own plans and the new threat that will rise to meet them? (no longer a oneshot- Asexual!preslash-if-you-squint or friendship!BlackIce, but no pairing)
Rise of the Guardians, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 15, words: 73k+, favs: 206, follows: 202, updated: 1/28/2019 published: 2/7/2013, Jack Frost, Pitch
17 The Day Dumbledore Snapped » Albus Dumbledore has a difficult job. Well, two difficult jobs. Alright, three. And maybe he also runs a vigilante organization on the side- we're getting off track. The point is, sometimes even the mighty Leader of the Light gets a little... Off. Warning(s): crack!fic, crazy!Dumbledore, ridiculousness
Harry Potter, K, English, Parody & Suspense, chapters: 13, words: 5k+, favs: 46, follows: 18, updated: 2/8/2018 published: 12/13/2015
187Dead Man Walking » Harry's lived a long life. A good life. He's ready to go, but like all bureaucracies, Death's a little behind on their paperwork. He'll be fine in a temporary storage track, right? AU Epilogue-compliant WARNINGS: ineffective suicide(s), light gore, swearing, off-kilter humor, sort of dark!Harry, sort of time travel
Harry Potter, M, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 11, words: 46k+, favs: 740, follows: 1k+, updated: 1/6/2018 published: 4/22/2014, Harry P., G. Ollivander
2 Wizards Wear Robes A short, world-building drabble parody for Robin Lynn Smith's Memores Nomine. It's not a dress; wizards wear robes.
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 266, favs: 3, follows: 1, 2/11/2017, OC, Merlin
139Anchor » Sometimes, it just takes a little aconite to change a whole story. StilesxScott ScottxStiles slash infrequent editing possible
Teen Wolf, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 21, words: 79k+, favs: 360, follows: 396, updated: 10/2/2016 published: 5/31/2012, Scott M., Stiles S.
11Cool and Dim » A sidestory to Cold and Dark, of moments that may or may not have occurred behind the scenes in that story. Some are blatantly not a part of the story, and some can be imagined to be... Will contain mentions of familial BlackFrost or PitchxJack, less-than-familial BlackFrost, ridiculousness, and other pairings between myths and legends not of RotG. Rating will change Near-crack!fic
Rise of the Guardians, K, English, Humor & Supernatural, chapters: 8, words: 3k+, favs: 24, follows: 21, updated: 7/6/2016 published: 3/3/2015, Jack Frost, Pitch
509 Shake My Hand » What would have happened if Harry had accepted Draco's overtures of friendship? How one relationship changes a world's fate. drarry / dmhp /etc. This story has been abandoned; a summary of the endgame plot has been included in the last chapter for those left hanging for so long.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 39, words: 88k+, favs: 297, follows: 347, updated: 6/10/2016 published: 3/4/2009, Harry P., Draco M.
25 Just a Little Knowledge Jack Frost's amnesia is not complete. He can still remember a few key things, and that little bit of knowledge is a very dangerous thing. ( PitchFrost / BlackFrost / BlackIce ) Warning(s): essentially a ship!fic, movie plot vaguely in play, ridiculous amounts of sap abound, and some super!dramallama!logic
Rise of the Guardians, T, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 18k+, favs: 196, follows: 62, 1/8/2016, [Pitch, Jack Frost]
15 The Last Battle Something had gone wrong, something fundamental, and the last battle... wasn't ending. "Didn't I kill you already?" Voldemort and Harry have a little problem. Warnings for brief, nonexplicit mentions of gore and sort of character death. oneshot almost-crack!fic
Harry Potter, T, English, Parody & Supernatural, words: 1k+, favs: 46, follows: 16, 4/18/2015, Harry P., Voldemort
9 Family Team Seven is the only family it has left...right? A crack!fic oneshot drabble on how Sakura is the only team member to have a family outside the team. OOC ridiculousness abounds. Artistic license with the fam.
Naruto, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 744, favs: 36, follows: 15, 3/28/2015, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
1 Holy Rolling Bowling Balls Harry looked Hermione and then Ron in the eyes and extended his hands. "Do you trust me?" Harry, Ron, and Hermione begin an unorthodox battle against Voldemort, Bellatrix Black, and Barty Crouch Jr. where, even in preparation, the stakes are high. oneshot drabble basically a crack!fic ridiculousness
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 485, favs: 15, follows: 3, 3/27/2015, Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Voldemort
3 Eternal Return The Master vampire just wants to get his revenge. He doesn't ask for much, only a little help from Vlad in getting things rolling... If only he'd known Vlad was a package deal. Mentioned pairing(s): VladxMirena, MirenaxVlad T for the mere mention of death, because I fear those who question ratings
Dracula Untold, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 472, favs: 8, follows: 2, 3/3/2015, [Vlad T., Mirena] Caligula
453Til Death Do Us Part » Harry and Draco have an odd affliction... They must remain in contact or suffer fates worse than death! And now they have to survive the Triwizard Tournament? later dmhp drarry hpdm dracoxharry harryxdraco slash
Harry Potter, T, English, Parody & Romance, chapters: 28, words: 44k+, favs: 567, follows: 713, updated: 12/15/2014 published: 7/6/2009, Harry P., Draco M.
30 Do Not Pass Go Return to the start. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 dollars. Harry and pals' ultimate spell goes awry, and Voldemort is reverted to a baby, brain and all. Everyone deserves a second chance, and this time, Harry's making sure Voldemort gets it. one shot with a twist, no pairings beside some canon, father/son!HPLV, teetering on the edge of a crack!fic. Sequel on AO3
Harry Potter, K, English, Family & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 268, follows: 103, 12/3/2014, Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
6 Jaws Voldemort wasn't gone forever; thanks to his crippling fear of death, even his Horcrux back up plan had a back up plan. Unfortunately for him, Harry's luck has sent awry many a plan of men. Warnings: minor gore, drama!physics, homicide, ridiculousness. Post-canon.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 949, favs: 28, follows: 11, 8/16/2014, Harry P., Voldemort
14 Insatiable Voldemort muses on his struggles with Harry Potter. Fits with canon. Warning: Voldemort is ridiculous. No pairings or relationships, nemesis!LVHP
Harry Potter, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 62, follows: 22, 10/19/2013, Voldemort
8Shake My Hand: The Rewrite » Draco and Harry were the worst rivals in Timeline Prime- but what would have happened if something stepped in to make a few tiny changes? later DMHP Drarry dracoxharry harryxdraco hpdm
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 23, follows: 43, updated: 6/8/2013 published: 4/14/2012, Harry P., Draco M.
261When Daddy Isn't Really » When the prophecy is spoken, Harry is sent to safety on the continent, where he is raised by his godfather, Sirius Black. Ten years later, the war ends at Neville's hand, and the Potters face reunion with the son they couldn't raise. AU slytherin!Harry later semi dark!Hp no pairing
Harry Potter, T, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 19, words: 30k+, favs: 377, follows: 497, updated: 8/1/2011 published: 2/6/2010, Harry P., Sirius B.
2 Ultimate Defense The Final Battle. Mano a mano, man to- animal? drabble oneshot Harry and Voldemort face off, but Harry's tactics are not quite what was expected.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Parody, words: 636, favs: 22, follows: 6, 3/9/2011, Harry P.
27 Page 1 2 Next »
Author: Follow Favorite

Twitter . Help . Sign Up . Cookies . Privacy . Terms of Service