1k+Crack Whims » by firefly Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto, T, English, Humor, chapters: 23, words: 31k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 789, updated: 6/22/2015 published: 1/1/2008
381The Hazards of Amity » by firefly Kill the family. Leave the village. Wait to die. That had always been the plan. But when that system fails somewhere between surviving and undergoing emotional overhaul in Suna, even Uchiha Itachi is starting to believe the universe has it in for him.
Naruto, T, English, Friendship & Romance, chapters: 5, words: 58k+, favs: 659, follows: 552, updated: 11/5/2014 published: 3/26/2012, Itachi U., Temari
1k+Scarlet Scroll » by SilverShine Danzou's regime has become powerful and immutable. To restore Konoha to its former glory, he demands many sacrifices from its citizens, and in his ambition to steal the bloodlines of other villages, Sakura has become one such sacrifice. KakaSaku. AUish.
Naruto, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 11, words: 95k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/23/2012 published: 6/6/2010, Kakashi H., Sakura H.
245Sky Runs Red » by firefly Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.
Naruto, M, English, Drama & Suspense, chapters: 3, words: 35k+, favs: 411, follows: 364, updated: 1/20/2012 published: 10/5/2011, Temari, Itachi U.
105Trip the Light Fantastic by firefly Being forced to choose between remedial dance lessons and probation is one thing, but it's another thing altogether when your dance partner is someone you can't stand. Neji. Ino. Crackfic.
Naruto, T, English, Humor, words: 10k+, favs: 208, follows: 145, 9/27/2011, Neji H., Ino Y.
2k+Change in Direction » by Tasha Ashes But it was that smirk that made me realize that it was definitely the same Sasuke regardless of his godlike body. He was still his ignorant, cocky, completely amazing self... the only thing that had changed was the fact that he chose to sit beside me. AU
Naruto, M, English, Romance, chapters: 23, words: 178k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/1/2011 published: 4/4/2007, Sakura H., Sasuke U.
4k+The Girl From Whirlpool » by SilverShine When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto, T, English, Romance, chapters: 27, words: 248k+, favs: 6k+, follows: 4k+, updated: 3/18/2011 published: 1/6/2010, Minato N., Kushina U.
241Caught You on the Flip Side » by firefly I knew you once, a long time ago. You were born in a nebula, and I was born in a star, and the spark of our union was enough to ignite a thousand Big Bangs. And though I don't remember you, I've never stopped searching. Deidara/Ino. AU.
Naruto, T, English, Spiritual & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 43k+, favs: 375, follows: 290, updated: 1/24/2011 published: 6/11/2010, Ino Y., Deidara
323Visitation Rights » by firefly It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 4, words: 24k+, favs: 449, follows: 383, updated: 6/25/2010 published: 11/28/2009, Ino Y., Deidara
230ANBU » by twinzees Sakura had no idea what was in store for her when she signed up for the ANBU exams...SasuSaku
Naruto, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 10, words: 35k+, favs: 185, follows: 212, updated: 1/9/2010 published: 6/9/2008, Sasuke U., Sakura H.
4k+House of Crows » by SilverShine KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.
Naruto, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 46, words: 400k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 11/11/2009 published: 10/1/2008, Kakashi H., Sakura H.
453 A Remedy for Lassitude » by firefly Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto, T, English, Friendship & Drama, chapters: 3, words: 32k+, favs: 934, follows: 201, updated: 9/18/2009 published: 10/7/2008, Temari, Hidan
4k+ Ripples » by Yellow Mask Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto, T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 26, words: 143k+, favs: 7k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 3/2/2009 published: 6/16/2008, Sakura H., Sasuke U.
67 The Annoying Ten by Twigs-N-Leaves SasuSaku Fic- Sakura is away on a mission and Sasuke, highly annoyed with her absence, composes a list of ten reasons why he should leave the pink haired woman. But are they really ten things he dislikes about her or ten things he loves?
Naruto, T, English, Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 334, follows: 47, 2/8/2009, Sasuke U., Sakura H.
47 The NeverDo List by iTravel 0.1 If you bring drunken members of Team 7 to your apartment while there is a half-naked man sitting in your bed, chances are... there will be bloodshed.
Naruto, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 219, follows: 36, 12/8/2008, Sakura H., Sasuke U.
265 Idiot Syndrome by asteriskjam Konoha's four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren't they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:
Naruto, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 228, 10/15/2008, Sakura H., Neji H.
14 Underestimation by killthislove It was going to be settled with a game of... Air Hockey? Kickin' it old school. "And if I win, you go on a date with me." "Deal." It was.. intense. SasuSaku.
Naruto, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 41, follows: 13, 8/16/2008, Sakura H., Sasuke U.
30 Kiss for Bliss by xBlu3-Appl3x ..."How about a kiss for bliss?"..."Aa." He smirked...She knew what that meant. /SasuSaku/
Naruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 103, follows: 12, 3/28/2008, Sasuke U., Sakura H.
2k+Seven Days » by SilverShine [Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we're talking about].
Naruto, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 9, words: 68k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 3/25/2008 published: 7/24/2006, Kakashi H., Sakura H.
251 The Ultimate ANBU Test by puRpLebLuSh017 The truth behind the lies. Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and a Lie Detector Machine, all revolving in the ANBU exam. Who said the road on becoming ANBU was easy? Sasusaku. CRACK fic.
Naruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 974, follows: 148, 1/23/2008, Sasuke U., Sakura H.
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