9 Voldemort's Piano: A Drabble The orphans always looked forward to their rare trips to the cinema. Tommy especially liked the cartoons. Sixty years later, those cartoons would provide the key to defeating the Boy Who Lived. AU, character death.
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, words: 165, favs: 7, follows: 2, 4/16/2017, Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Neville L.
44Sal's Hat » "Really, Godric! Using your ratty old hat to Sort our students? Here, use my yarmulke. It's much more elegant." Okay, so Salazar would have said "kippa," not "yarmulke," but who cares except us Ravenclaws? AU Sorting of various characters.
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 2k+, favs: 49, follows: 44, updated: 12/26/2012 published: 12/14/2012, Sorting Hat
85 Snape's Solution Snape takes Harry on his first Horcrux hunt, and shows him how to contaminate a potion. AU Half-Blood Prince. Plenty of snark, absolutely no affection of any kind. Inspired by Loten's "Chasing the Sun".
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 168, follows: 34, 1/5/2012, Severus S., Harry P.
22 The Star Wars of Penzance: A Space Operetta » The Tatooine Opera Company Presents: Fred Skywalker, Princess Mabel, Obi-wan Stanley and the gang sing their way through Gilbert and Sullivan's "The Pirates of Penzance." Originally written in 1978, when there was only ONE Star Wars movie.
Star Wars & Pirates of Penzance, K, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 7, words: 4k+, favs: 11, follows: 1, updated: 9/2/2010 published: 8/25/2010
93 Girls' Night at the Hog's Head » Sixth-year girls of all four houses get together for their traditional night of contests, drink, and unspoken secrets. SSHG, though Sev himself does not appear until the Epilogue. Later chapters rated T for sexual humor.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 8, words: 11k+, favs: 123, follows: 38, updated: 2/15/2010 published: 1/4/2010, Hermione G., Severus S.
39 Princely Names » Who was Napoleon Bonaparte Prince? Why was Theodora Granger-Snape named after a prostitute? How did Hermione become richer than Draco? What was the worst thing Dumbledore ever did to Snape? Is Harry the Good Cop or the Bad Cop? AU, SSHG, Modified NextGen.
Harry Potter, K, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 78, follows: 16, updated: 8/5/2009 published: 7/29/2009, Severus S., Hermione G.