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Joined Feb '09

Hallo!! My name is mollyXdamien. (not really but that's for me to know, and you to never find out!!)

Me name is FRNK. Deal with it.

eyes: green/brown/hazel

hair: brown with blueish tint

born: october 21

favorite colors: blue, purple, green, orange, black (NEON)

music: anything and everything really. plus if it has good beat.

I just want to go ahead and put out that i like waffles, so if anyone has a problem with that. YOU NEED HELP!! Plus, my nickname is Cookie Monster, because I go crazy over chocolate chip cookies.

I love Inu/Kag, but I also love Sess/Kag. Lots of drama.

I have a new best friend and she is Sumomo Baby- accept it. She is so cool and we have lots in common.


I want to say I love you when I sneak up behind you at school.” “When were on the phone late at night so tired we don’t know why were still awake, but can’t hang up because the thought of not hearing your voice is too much to bare.” “I want to say it after we fight.” “I want to say it when you’re green in the face with the flue and I still find you beautiful.” “And I want to say it when I know you’ll believe me.”

the littlest things make me laugh. it's not hard to please me. i'ma free-spirit. i'm strong and determined. i love to look at the stars. i'm just a girl. that's all i wanna be. such a b.e.a.u.t.i.f.u.l d.i.s.a.s.t.e.r Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius. It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.turn up the music : turn down the drama when words fail; music speakssummer's filled with breaking the rules and standing apart ignoring your head, and following your heart

Love is something you and I must have. We must have it because out spirit feeds upon it. We must have it because without it we become weak and faint. Without love our self-esteem weakens. Without it our courage fails. Without love we can no longer look out confidently at the world. Instead we turn inwardly and begin to feed upon our own personalities and little by little we destroy ourselves.

-Chief Dan George

Her face looks like she's been dragged down a highway with her feet tied to a semi goin 80 by a string of rope.

“Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit your ass down. Can’t face me? Then turn the fuck around!”

~Curiosity killed the cat, but fulfillment brought it back

~ Join the Dark side, We've got Cookies! -

~I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

~If talking to your self is the first sign of insanity, what’s sign two?

~I’m a cold and heartless bitch, but I’m damn good at it

~Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

~When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in some ones eyes.

~When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives me lemons, I squirt lemon juice in life’s eyes.

~When life gives you lemons you make grape juice , then sit back and let the world wonder how in the seven hells you did it.

~ don’t think of it as ditching school, think of it as a self approved field trip

~ A friend will tell you he's not worth it. A best friend(or me)will call him and tell him he has 7 day's to live.

~ A friend will tell you he's not worth it. A best friend(or me)will walk up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

"I suggest you guys get back to your worthless, pathetic lives before I add you people to my hit list."

"So, what I'd miss?"

"Nothing much. I just robbed a bank, killed the President of the USA, held Beyonce for a ransom, but not before going and beating the shit out of 50 Cent"

"Really, that sounds like fun. Too bad. I've only robbed a jewelry store, killed Brittney Spears, kidnapped Will Smith and turned him into my sex slave and beating up Brad Pitt and Akon

"What about me? Didn't you promise me that I was going to be your sex slave?"

"Don't worry Puppy. I'll make it up to you soon."

'Okay, he seriously needs to get a new life. Either that or get a life. Surely, he can go buy one in a 99 cents store. At least those are betterOkay, I want a chicken ceaser salad, hold the chicken. A hot potato with sour cream and butter, and french fries with ranch on the side. If you don't have ranch, buttermilk sauce will be perfectly fine. Oh, and to drink a Strawberry soda would be nice. (I LOVE STRAWBERRY SODA!)." I told the lunch lady. She just stared at me and put a green and brown glob on my plate. I winked at her and said, "Thanks, you're a doll."

"If you hurt any of them, then I swear I will rip out your hearts, make you eat them, skin you alive, then make you watch as a have dogs eat your insides."

Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk besides me either. Just leave me the # alone!

Gravity is a myth. The world sucks.

I love you. Pfft!

No...just-just no.

I wish I were a moutain, I wish I were a boat, I wish I were a sailor goin FLOAT FLOAT FLOAT! But I'm not a moutain, moutains are too tall! And I'm not a boat, cuz boats are sinkable! I am a sailor, a sailor scout! I take my cookies and go OUT OUT OUT! (don' ask)

I'mma little teapot short and spout, here is my handle and here is my...other...handle...wait a minute, I'mma sugar cup, WTF!

When did I realize I was god? Well...I was praying one after noon...and I realized... I was talkin to myself...

Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them...AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I work very hard--please don't expect me to think as well

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live XD

Fight crime: SHOOT BACK!

Creativity is great, but plagerism is faster.

It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.

Ok...so...what's the speed of dark?

I've got enough money saved for the rest of my life! Well...unless I wanna buy something...

If only i could get that great feeling of accomplishment without having to accomplish anything!

If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...

It is said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Alright. Problem is...so is ugliness.

They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere. XD

I'm not afraid of death! What's it gonna do, kill me?

I'm not stalking you--your house just happens to be everywhere I go.

I'm not afraid of death...I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends

If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.

I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass.

Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"

Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."

Insane people never know that they're insane. It's the sane ones you have to worry about. Because they know they're insane. And they know how to use it.

...You Know It's gonna be a bad day when:

You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.

You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.

Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

You see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of your candle.

While following a group of Hell's Angels, you tap your horn accidentally and it sticks.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?) Hell yeah!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Funny Sayings:

It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

Maybe this world is another planet’s hell. (I am seriously contemplating this one!)

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.

He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

There’s no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.

The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you’ve just made a down payment on a house.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying. (AMEN!)

If you lend someone 20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.

When life gives you lemons, you’d better wait for it to give you some sugar first or else you’ll have some really nasty-tasting lemonade.

I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours and cry.

Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning. -- George W Bush

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you’re pretty much dead no matter what you wish for. Unless it’s death by meteor.

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already.

Smile and the world smiles with you...Fart and you stand alone.


getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.The reason I don't want you is because I need you.The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

“Love is like a bar of soap, when you think you finally have it in your grasp, it slips away again.” - A random quote I came across =D

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