Student of slowly advancing age, I've got a degree in English Literature (she says as she spells English wrong then quickly corrects it) and Creative Writing. However that doesn't mean I'm any good at it. That said, I've been graded, I think I've been conditioned into actually liking criticism these days. Please verbally flay me if you wish it.

In kind if I see any of the following: 'an [insert here: scent, taste etc.] that was purely him', orbs instead of eyes, tresses instead of hair, tongues dancing, any of the whimsical ways people like to describe a good orgasm, and oh my god any 'masculine/feminine' and 'the way he made me feel delicate' bollocks; I am coming for yo' ass. Stamping out trite romanticism, one fic at a time.

I want to be an editor, so at least it fits.

Fandom hopper extrodinaire:

Anne Radcliffe (despite her fucking silly heroines and their determination to faint all Italy)
Artemis Fowl
Beauty and the Beast (and all Disney actually)
Being/ Becoming Human
Ben Jonson
Bleach
The Breakfast Club
Studio Ghibli
Doctor Who (RTD era. Moffat ruined everything and River Song is an atrocity. Fight me.)
Elizabeth Gaskell
Game of Thrones
Harry Potter
Hack/Slash
Hey Arnold
How To Train Your Dragon
Jane and the Dragon
Labyrinth
Lackadaisy
MCU/Comic books
Merlin
Naruto
North and South
Primeval
Repo! The Genetic Opera
Shakespeare
Sherlock
Sherlock Holmes
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal
Star Trek 2009 etc.
True Grit
The Walking Dead
X-men

and many moooooooooore.