Student of slowly advancing age, I've got a degree in English Literature (she says as she spells English wrong then quickly corrects it) and Creative Writing. However that doesn't mean I'm any good at it. That said, I've been graded, I think I've been conditioned into actually liking criticism these days. Please verbally flay me if you wish it.
In kind if I see any of the following: 'an [insert here: scent, taste etc.] that was purely him', orbs instead of eyes, tresses instead of hair, tongues dancing, any of the whimsical ways people like to describe a good orgasm, and oh my god any 'masculine/feminine' and 'the way he made me feel delicate' bollocks; I am coming for yo' ass. Stamping out trite romanticism, one fic at a time.
I want to be an editor, so at least it fits.
Fandom hopper extrodinaire:
Anne Radcliffe (despite her fucking silly heroines and their determination to faint all Italy)
Beauty and the Beast (and all Disney actually)
Being/ Becoming Human
The Breakfast Club
Doctor Who (RTD era. Moffat ruined everything and River Song is an atrocity. Fight me.)
Game of Thrones
How To Train Your Dragon
Jane and the Dragon
North and South
Repo! The Genetic Opera
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal
Star Trek 2009 etc.
The Walking Dead
and many moooooooooore.