Name: Kiara
This is probably the most important thing on this page. Please read.
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing
So yeah, ya'll. Take that writing and apply it to recent news and happenings in your life. It'll make everything look different.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter and Warrior Cats, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, MyNameIsCAL, FireBreathingCowGirlzWithWings, xx you don't know me xx, The-Girl-Who-Wrote-This, KiaraWangWilliams
FANFICTION-UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), mewmewgodess (Canada), KiaraWangWilliams (Canada)
Favorite Anime: Naruto, Bleach, FMA, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Vampire Knight, Inuyasha, Hetalia, Black Butler, Soul Eater, Magi: Labyrinth of Magic and Kingdom of Magic, Blue Exorcist, K, Yuri on Ice, Magi: Adventures of Sinbad, The Devil is a Part-Timer!, Nura: Rise of The Yokai Clan/Demon Capital, Akatsuki no Yona, Kamisama Kiss, Fruits Basket, Ser-Vamp,
Favorite TV Show's: Supernatural, Once Upon a Time, Game of Thrones, Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis, Vampire Diaries, Resurrection, Madam Secretary, Bitten, Shameless, The Returned, Breaking Bad, Switched at Birth, Extant, Under The Dome, The Walking Dead, The Strain, Riverdale, Van Helsing, The Crown,
Favorite Games: Kingdom Hearts 2, Halo series, Naruto #1, Assassins Creed series, Dishonor, Destiny, God of War, Love Nikki
Favorite Movies: Harry Potter, Spirited Away, HETALIA: PAINT IT WHITE (EPIC MOVIE OF ALL TIMES XD), Anastasia(the Disney one), Atlantis, The Interview, Frozen, Naruto movies, All horror movies out there, Bleach movies, Avatar, Warcraft, Deadpool, K: Missing Kings, Assassins Creed, Pompeii, Van Helsing,
Notice to all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our LGBBTQIAAP friends, please repost this into your profile:
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason!
A Hetalian's Pledge
I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta.
I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room.
I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures.
I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich.
I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking.
I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous.
I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet.
I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender.
I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.
I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores.
I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support another yaoi pairing.
I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name.
I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules.
I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas.
I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far.
I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems.
I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short.
I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess.
I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic.
I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature.
I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun.
I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different.. or I'm celebrating the holidays.
I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy.
I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots.
I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare.
I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat.
I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off.
I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask.
I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).
I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish.
I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved.
I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay.
I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong.
I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME."
Everyone has a little bit of each nation in them, including me. Therefore, I pledge these things as a true Hetalian.
Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to show your Hetalian spirit!
Luna Safire, Crazy Awesome Neko, Katie-Kat1129, Raven G. Black, KiaraWangWilliams
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this into your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded...
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.
Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!
If you think Deidara-senpai is hot copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list; Crystal-White-Blood
If you write/read OCxcharacters copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of fire, fireworks, explosions, and things that burn or go boom, copy and paste this into your profile!
PYROMANIA- Pass it on!
If you constantly dream about anime characters, copy and paste this into your profile.
Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!
If you think that o/_\o looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.
(")_(")
Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side.(we have cookies!!)
If you think Akatsuki rule, put this on ur profile!!
Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are a yugioh fan , then put this on your profile
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Sakuranata, WeaponsMistress1, AppleBlossom69, Kinky-Nami-Lass, Sugar.Coated.Rainbow, Deidara's Sugar Girl, The Authoress of Heartbreak, Naruto-fan-Okami-chan, Gaarafangirl91, KiaraWangWilliams
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke), Evil Blackrose of Doom (Mamoru from Sailormoon, Kazuya Mishima from Tekken, Jin Kazama from Tekken, Paul Phoenix from tekken,Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy 7,Squal Leonheart from Final Fantasy 8, Seto Kaiba from Yu gi Oh!) gaarafangirl91 (Deidara and Gaara from Naruto, Seto Kaiba, Ryou, Bakura, MArik and Duke Devlin from Yu-Gi-Oh), KiaraWangWilliams (Deidara, Itachi, and Sasori from Naruto, Ryou, Bakura, Malik and Marik from Yu-Gi-Oh!, Sesshomaru from Inuyasha, Edward from FMA, Canada, America, China, Hong Kong, Italy, England and France from Hetalia)
Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom, 225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, uchihasakura285, NarutoFanGurly, Fallen-Ryu, The Obsidian Blade, RedGummies, brokenfromthepast, KiaraWangWilliams
If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later
with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank,
Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie kindalkiddwashere AkatsukiFreak31, Lady Yuuki,deixsaso, KiaraWangWilliams
Put this
on your profile
if you support
the ORIGINAL
YUGIOH!!
ORIGINAL YUGIOH
(meaning not GX or 5D!)
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...
A black man went into a restaurant and the white man at the till said "colored people aren't allowed here." the black man said...
"When I was born I was black,
when I'm hot I'm black,
when I'm cold I'm black,
when I'm sick I'm black,
and when I die I'll be black But...
When you were born you was pink,
when you are hot you are red,
when you are cold you are blue,
when you are sick you are green,
and when you die you'll be purple.
and you're calling me colored? Paste this on your file if your against racism.
...B... Put this
...A... On your
...K... Page
...U... If you're
...R... A fan of
...A... Bakura!
...!!... It shows you care! :)
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.
If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile
If you love Naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.
F
A
N G I R L
THE NARUTO SURVEY!! NARUTARDS UNITE!!
1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Minato Namikaze, Deidara, Itachi and Tsunade
2) Which is your favorite pairing(s)? Deidara/OC, Itachi/OC and Minato Namikaze/OC
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Hentai
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto character(s)? Yes
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Akatsuki Cloak and a Deidara Plushie
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Maybe, if all of a sudden i'm in their world, then yeah.
7) NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina
8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Neither
9) Which team is your favorite? Team Minato. Then Team Kakashi
10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi = Obito) No.
11) Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yes. I know they are father and son.
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara!
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Usually pro-Sasuke, but sometimes I feel anti-Sasuke
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yep!
15) Have you read all the chapters so far? No, I only watch the episodes
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Sometimes
17) Sub or dub? Subbed because i think they have better voices and I can learn Japanese while I'm watching.
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura. I just hate that bitch!!!!!
19) Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny! But, he's also annoying at times...
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Yeah! He's Madara Uchiha.
21) Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly nerd. He creeps me out
22) Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku, because he lookes so much like a girl.
23) Rock Lee = Weird or awesome? Awesome!
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Then a serious and scary Minato that hurts anyone who hurts his son.
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Yes!
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? No.
27) Do you like lemons? I adore them!
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yep!
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? No, but apparently its good.
30) Have you ever seen the Naruto Ultimate Fan Flashes? No.
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yep!
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? No.
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this?' No.
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? No, my grades are as good as ever.
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope.
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Yes!!! I want to see what Kakashi and other people are reading, and I am a big pervert.
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? If I didn't know that Madara is the leader then I would tottaly support it.
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? No.
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? NO! He looks ugly.
40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes, an her name is Kiara Namikaze, Kiara Uchiha, or Deidara's daughter named Kiara. -
41) Do you look/act like a Naruto character? If so, who? I look like Deidara cuz of my hair and eyes. But I act a little like Sasuke and Naruto, sometimes.
42) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? A little. But I don't mind. And if anybody does, then I don't care.
Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters ((in no order)) and answer the questions!
1. Deidara
2. Minato
3. Itachi
4. Sasori
5. Naruto
6. Sasuke
7. Kushina
8. Tsunade
9. Konan
10. Pein
11. Gaara
12. Tobi
1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?
No.
2.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Sasori... Hmm... yeah, but not as hot as Deidara!
3.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Tobi getting Tsunade pregnant? *shakes head* I can't see that happening
4.) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Konan. Yeah but not alot
5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Minato and Sasuke...? Ewww that's gross .
6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Naruto/Konan and Naruto/Pein. I'm sorry i can't see that happening, so neither.
7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Kushina walking in on Minato having sex with Tobi? I think would kill Tobi and beat the crap out of Minato
8.) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Every 2rd night Itachi goes to a small village near the hideout, so Pein wonders why he goes out on those nights. So him and Konan follows Itachi one night...So what happens when they find out where Itachi goes every 2nd night?
9.) Is there such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Deidara/Tsunade. Not that i know of...
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Kushina/Tobi... Can't come up with anything right now...
11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Sasori deflower Deidara? Ummm im not into Naruto Yaoi and im not good at this stuff...
12.)Does anyone of your friends read Three het?
Itachi het fictions...? No they don't.
13.) Does anyone of your friends read, write or draw Eleven?
Gaara? Yeah, one of my friends adores him.
14.) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five?
MinatoXSasoriXNaruto? If they did, wouldn't read it cuz Minato and Naruto are related which would incest and Minato and Sasori, I just don't see it happening.
15.) What might Ten scream at the moment of great passion?
Pein?... Um i dont know something like this: 'OH KANON!'
16.) If you wrote a song fic about Eight, which song would you use?
Tsunade um i dont write fanfiction let alone a song fic
17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
DeidaraXSasukeXTobi? Um the warning would be Mature content
18.) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Pein would probably say 'My Rinnigan would destroy you' to Minato
19.) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Gaara describing Minato and Tsunade's relationship? He would grunt and walk away
20.) How emo is Seven?
Kushina, emo? Lolz you make me laugh!...
(Put this on your page if you like music)
(o)
AKASTUKI_RULES_ _
Girls Don't realize these things;
I'm sorry
that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry
that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry
That I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry
That I cared
I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart
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If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
Copy and paste this in your profile if you think that some times we take things for granted
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t re-post it?
North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
(X) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
( ) You're very happy-go-lucky
(X) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
( ) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
( ) You're a good artist
(X)You can be clumsy
( ) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
( ) If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
( ) You would surrender in a war situation.
(4/10) for North Italy
South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)
( ) You love tomatoes
( ) You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot (sailor's mouth...)
(X) You tend to get irritated easily
( ) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
( ) You hate French people
( ) You rely on people a lot
( ) You would surrender in a war situation
( ) You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning
(2/10) for South Italy
Germany (Ludwig)
( ) You're very stoic and serious
(X) Sausages are your favourite foods.
( ) You like to walk dogs/your dog
( ) Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
( )You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
(X) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
( )You work very hard, too hard...
(X) Your alone time is your 'happy time'
(X) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
( ) You've had issues with money once or twice
(4/10) for Germany
Japan (Kiku Honda)
(X) You're very mature
( )You think everything over before saying it.
( ) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
( ) You isolated yourself during childhood
( ) You became very successful in a short amount of time
(X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
( ) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
( ) You're good at practical tasks
(X) You need time to adjust to new people
(3/10) for Japan
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
(X) You love hamburgers
( ) You think you're awesome
( ) You love to invent things
(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
( )You can seem to be very brash to other people
(X) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
( ) You're terrified of ghosts
(X) You know aliens exist
( ) You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
( ) You wear glasses
(4/10) for America
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
(X) You like tea
( ) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
( )You're very sarcastic and cynical
( ) Your cooking is awful
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
( )...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
(X) You have tried doing black magic before
(X) You get drunk quite easily.
( ) When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
( ) You're good at embroidery
(4/10) for UK
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
( ) You're very *erm* affectionate
( ) You think you have a great fashion sense
(X) You like wine
( ) You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
(X) You love red roses
( ) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
( ) You're very proud of yourself (exceedingly so)
(X) You love culture and the arts
( ) You're very flamboyant
( ) You say you're a gourmet
(3/10) for France
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
( ) You had a very sad childhood.
(X) You're very tall
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
( ) You wear a scarf all the time
( ) You love sunflowers
( )You love vodka
(X) You can seem intimidating to other people
(X) You're very strong
( ) You have a big nose
( ) You have a strange laugh that can scare people
(4/10) for Russia
China (Wong Yao)
(X) You're very mature
(X) You're very superstitious
( ) You're very religious
(X) You love pandas
( ) You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
( ) You love Hello Kitty
(X) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
( ) You work hard
( ) You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets
(5/10) for China
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
(X) You are very well-raised
(X) You're polite
(X) You love classical music
(X) You like cake
( ) You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
( ) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
( ) You've composed music before
( ) You tend to call people 'morons'
( ) You wear glasses
(5/10) for Austria
Canada (Matthew Williams)
( ) You're often ignored by people
(X) You look younger than you actually are
( ) You love hockey
(X) You love polar bears
( ) You hate fighting
( ) You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
( ) You often get mistaken for someone else
( ) You feel under-appreciated
( ) You're bilingual [work in progress...]
( ) You always carry a bear with you
(2/10) for Canada
Cuba
( ) You smoke
( ) You're very physically strong
( ) You've won a lot of fist-fights
( ) In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(X) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
(X) You like hot weather
( ) You can be very friendly from time to time
( )You look very tough on the outside
( ) You make a very nice role-model
( ) You don't let people get a word in edge ways
(2/10) for Cuba
Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)
(X) You have a potty-mouth
( )You like to wear flowers in your hair
( ) You used to be a very tough kid
(X) You're very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(X) You're very motherly
( ) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very impolite
( ) You and your best friend are an odd couple.
( ) You are graceful one moment and crazy the next
(X) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
(5/10) for Hungary
Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)
( ) You're quite mean-spirited
( ) You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
(X) You're very good at tactics
( ) You hate Russia
(X) You love to fight people
( ) You can avoid being dependent on someone quite well
( ) You're not always taken seriously
( ) You like drinking
( ) You want to become stronger
(3/10) for Prussia
So I'm more like Hungary, Austria and China...Mmm Interesting :)
How much am I worth?
Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $100
[X] Blonde - $50
] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75
Total: $50
Eye Color:
] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[X] Blue - $150
] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15
Total so far: $200
Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
(X] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $0
Total so far: $350
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[X] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: $375
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[X] First born - $320
] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215
Total so far: $695
Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[X] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[ ] No - $600
Total so far: $1,845
Vision?
[ ] perfect vision - $400
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[X] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100
Total so far: $1,945
Shoe Size:
] 13 - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[X] 7 to 10 - $50
[ ] Under 7- $450
Total so far: $1,995
Favorite Colors (multiple):
[ ] Green - $750
[X] Red - $600
[X] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[X] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[X] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[X] Other - $500
Total: $32,510
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[x] Nope - add $1000
[ ] some - $750
Final Total: $33,510
O.O...Wooow..I;m worth ALOT!
Alice Human Sacrifice
1.Put your playlist on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Fantasy by Danny Fernandes
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Snow(Hey Oh) by Red Hot Chilli Pepers
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Lose Yourself by Eminem...o.o ok then
4.WHAT IS 22?
Stricken by Disturbed
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Facade by Disturbed (...)
6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Hearts that Bleed by State of Shock
7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Riot by Three Days Grace (Lolz, wooow)
8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
So Close by Evanescence (...?)
9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Mr. Brightside by The Killers
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Next Go Around by Nickel Back
11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Animal I Have Become by Three days Grace (Lolz xD)
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Bottle and a Gun by Hollywood Undead
13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Whatya Want From me by Adam Lambert
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Airplanes by B.O.B
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
The real Slim shady by Eminem (Lolz xD, Wtf?)
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Burn Into The Ground by Nickel Back
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Birthmark by Akon ( I will die by a...birthmark...WTF!?)
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
Backstabber by Kesha
19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Route 66 by John Mayer
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Forever by Kanye West
21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
She's So Sorry by Hedley ( I guess not)
22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Sexting by Blood on the dance floor (Imma not scared of THAT)
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Old School by Hedley (I guess back in the old days..?)
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Whiskey In a Jar by Metallica
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Surrender by Evanescence
26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Alice Human Sacrifice by Vocaloid
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
Canada is not invisible; he is a bad-ass and even his brother knows it.
Just because Britain took credit for a lot of Canada's efforts doesn't mean he wasn't there.
Canada is the only Nation that America completely trusts to watch his back.
Canada invented walkie-talkies, Standard Time, pagers, telephones, jetliners, electric wheelchairs, prosthetic hands, the gas mask, sonar, basketball, IMAX, insulin, electron microscopes, G-suits, plexiglass, garbage bags, alkaline batteries, cardiac pacemakers, electric ovens, kerosene, egg cartons, snowmobiles, paint rollers, wood pulp paper, peanut butter, and, of course, ice hockey. Eat it bitches!
Canada has defeated the United States before. It was called the War of 1812 and it culminated in the White House being burned down by Canadian, not British troops. America is still embarrassed by it and skims over it in history classes.
Canada became an organized country in 1867 but did not gain his full independence until 1982. It was done quietly and without any bloodshed... unlike his brother.
Canada was in both World Wars from the beginning and contributed far more to the war effort than his brother.
They have free healthcare. And they've legalized marijuana and gay marriage.
Vimy Ridge - Germany is still afraid of Canada because of the ass-kicking he got from that.
Canada is amazing, and don't you forget it!
Please post this in your profile if you agree, and add your name. Ashynarr, KiaraWangWilliam
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Manga, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems