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Joined Feb '09

Heya peoples :)

Name: Call me Kit. Cause I swear if I have to listen to one more person telling me to not "reveal personal information on the Internet" I'll shove a potato down their throat.

Age: 21- woah buddy. Time to get a mortgage and shit.. fuck that.

Gender: Female

Status: Ridin' Solo

Orientation: Like it matters these days!

Birthday: 26th June - presents?? 8D

Superpowers: Wings (yeah angel wings bitches! Obviously..), the ability to summon elements (I'm a nerd), extreme sarcasm (BEWARE!)

Update Jan 2016: Number 6 is typically a lucky number for me, so lets hope that translates over the coming year! So, in University, doing a Bachelor of Biotechnology, majoring in forensics. It is super fucking hard work, and I am desperate for a holiday, but thats life. Ha ha. Anyway, coming back to read some old favourite fics again, namely 'Roommates' by Sarge (FastForward), to re-live the good, 'ld, solid SasuNaru days ;)

Updateyyy 3rd Sept. 2013: Wow, it has been a long ass time since I have been on here. I just had to change my age from 19 to 21. That sucks. I guess I migrated from here to y-gal ages ago from all the scare tactics and elimitation any smut from here, then I will admit I sort of drifted away from reading any fanfics for a while. Not that I stopped loving them or anything, I just... don't know what happened. I certainly didn't get a life or anything :P
It's amazing to me how easy it is to forget a website when you stop visiting it regularly and delete it off your favourite bar... See you guys another year from now I guess? :D

Update ummm... 30th Jan 2012: Hello new year! We'll just see who is the end of the world now won't we! Then I can say I told you so. Everyone on my alerts list has stopped updating, so I have little to do on FF. I'm the wrong person to preach, but update people! And not because I'm rude or impatient, because I LOVE you guys and think you have a talent, and I'm just appreciating it. So... chop chop :)

Update 29th June 2011: is an epic fail these days. Too bad Y-gal is to all over the place. Anyways, people write good fics! It like they have all disappeared :(

Update 27th Feb 2011:
A year? Holy shit I'm a slack-ass. Sorry guys, but I like Y-Gal better nows. Mwhahaha, but the FF search is way easier to use, but it so hard to weed out all the fucking stupid PWP's written by 12 year olds who can't spell and.. ugh, its kills me that people so freely write total shit and waste my time sifting through it all.
Anyways.. Oh! I got promoted yesterday, and I'm doing a course aswell, so I like to think of myself having a life now. Denial, yes.

I just skiied for the 1st time a couple of months ago, I was so sad to discover that I can add it to the long list of things I can't do... It turns out (even after an hour long lesson) I can't actually turn, or brake, or stop... not good. Not once, but EVERY time, did I go down a hill and: 1st turn- Ok, so far so good, Go to do 2nd turn- fucking balls cock shit ass... I'm flying down the mountain and about to crash into the line of people waiting to go up the chair-lift. Jesus Christ. So I have to fall to save their ungreatful lives... Fall- BANG! Ski's: On separate sides of the mountain, Ski poles: One still in hand and the other back 10 feet up the hill where I started falling, Bones: Surprisingly still intact. All this- repeat 7 to 12 times...then give up and go make snow angel's (mine was the bestest!) and snowmen (a fucking shitload harder than all those happy Christmas and Winnie the Pooh cartoons make them look!)

So anyways...

I live in Australia and no, I do not have pet Kangaroo, and do not live in the middle of the desert. We have cities too.

I like, no love, Naruto, manga and anime, it is my obsession. I love the idea of Sasuke and Naruto together, so that's pretty much the only genre of fic I read. With the exception of a few ItaSasu fics when I'm in the mood. I watch other anime as well, usually whatever I can get my hands on, I'm not picky. I love yaoi and smut, but it has to have meaning!

Yay For Yaoi!! Because I love it so much, I've kinda lost my ability to write hentai. Meh, I'll get it back.

I love comedy movies, I have a really sick sense of humor. I hate horror movies, they scare the shit out of me, but it doesn't stop me from watching them!

I have next to no social life and only tend to be social when I've had a few drinks- Hardy har har. My god I sound like an drunk.. I only drink like.. twice a year, I just go hardcore when I do ;p
I'm a bad influence so don't introduce me to your parents.
I'm a lot of fun when you get to know me. I'm always there for anyone who needs a shoulder to cry on when shit's going down.
I've been through more crap in my life so far than people go through in their entire lives, but I don't need your sympathy. I used to be emo, now they just piss me off. Buck up emo kid, fucking whiny, attention-seeking bastards.

I haven't posted anything purely for the fact that i like reading other peoples stuff and not my own so, ha, and I'm too scared to actually put anything up, cause I'm a pussy...

PM's and e-mails make me happy!! So just fucking write me one already...GEEZ! Or not.

I really can't be bothered to write anything else interesting...blah blah blah :D

Peace Out!! xxx

"Life's a journey, not a destination. So enjoy the ride!"- Saw it on a bumper sticker of a truck on the highway...enlightening huh?

Random Shit I Thought Was Funny:

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. (Hey it was just once ok?!)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (it happened to be really well polished glass, so not my fault...)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (While eating chocolate, think theres a connection?)

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile (Several people actually...)

If you hate High School Musical, never will watch it, never will listen to it, never will love or like it, and think that it is out here to brainwash kids, copy and paste this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. (To a T!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions when you probably should be doing something else, copy this onto your profile (almost failed Chemistry cause of it!)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (Same deal)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. (It was during a minute of silence for some religous thing, probably didnt help I was in a church, whoops)

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped someone, copy this into your profile. (hey, she deserved it)

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. (Yay for parents who trust me alone in the house for the week!)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile (My current record is 24 minutes, ask my Math teacher)

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (Do I have to re-tell you all my failed schooling blunders?)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (Hey I don't get out much, what do you expect?)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile (Well of course it sounds bad when you say it like that! :D)

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed. (This is my ultimate. The story of my life. I'm totally boned)

-BAM BAM-

"Life's a bitch, because if it was a slut it would be easy."

My sister once asked me: "How do you spell orange? Not the fruit, but the colour" ...need I say more? And she was like 18... Smart one ain't she?

I refuse to let my sister use my laptop cause I have a fear that she'll find my SasuNaru stories. Then we all have a massive fight (my mother included) about me being selfish, blah blah blah, but in the end my secret fetish stays secret. I love all you yaoi fans out there. You feel my pain! XXD Thank fuck for passwords in different languages.

I've learned that with my driving, there are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead

XXXXxxxxXXX

Narutos first encounter with Sai

(Sai)- "Your kind of a pussy aren't you? Do you even have a dick?" (Me)-"Why, do you wanna borrow one?" Cha Ching! Me: 1- Sai: 0

-- I tried to see things from your point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my ass --

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