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I am a 30 year old woman obsessed with fan fiction!


no you can not cure me for i do not want to be cured!

Twilight 10 Commandments

I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I.

You shall not take Edward Cullens name in vain.

Remember to keep release dates calendered.

Honor the Cullens for gracing you with their presence.

You shall not kill humans.

You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally.

You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they cant read them anymore.

You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways. (Unless he can't read your mind, and you are special, like Bella!)

You shall not covet Edward.

You shall not covet Edwards Volvo, or various Cullen cars.


Simply put your ipod/itunes playlist on shuffle and skip to a random song to start and put the songs you get as answers to the questions below

1. How does the world see me?

Angel in the morning - juice newton

2. Will I have a happy life?

I wanna know - by joe...yes i really do!

3. What do people really think of me?

Forever my lady - by Jodeci...awww

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

UH huh - by streetsweepers ft ruff riders...hahaha thats funny!

5. How can I make others happy?

Peaches and cream - by 112...hahaha thats pretty simple!

6. How can I make myself happy?

Thanksgiving song - by adam i should eat to be happy?

7. What should I do with my life?

Move your body - Eiffel 65

8. Will I ever have children?
OOPS i did it again - by Brittney Spears...hahaha! what does that mean? i havent had any..yet!

9. What is some good advice for me?
I'm cute - by Animaniacs...ummm, how that get in there (blushes)

10. What do I think my current theme song is?
Angel Baby - Oldie but goodies...sweet!!

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
sMOOTH CRIMINAL - BY aLIEN ANT FARM/ MICHAEL JACKSON...UMM ya, i dont think thats good!

12. What song will play at my funeral?
Just kickin' it - Xcape...hahaha! ya i kicked it alright!

13. What type of men/women do you like?
Anytime anyplace - janet! i never knew i was like that!

14. What is my day going to be like?
End of the road - boys 2 that bad huh?

15. Why am I here?
The way i am - Eminem...ha! i'm angry? i thought i was pretty happy..

16. What will people remember me for?
Poison - Bel Biv DEVOE...hahaha!

17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
Butterfly - Crazy Town..ya it is pretty catchy!

18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?
Voodoo - Godsmack...hahaha i guess thats a yes?

19. What will this year be all about?
These are the times - Dru Hill

18 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:
Crossroads - Bone Thugs N

19 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
If I was the one - Ruff

20 - Your message to the world:
You drive me crazy - brittney spears...sooo true!!

21 - Your deepest secret:
U got it bad - - usher..if your talking about twilight then yes! i admit it!

22 - Your innermost desire:
Today - Smashing Pumpkins...hahaha

23 - Your oldest memory makes you think:
Our lips are sealed - the go-go's...thats funny! and true!

24 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:
Every breath you take - The Police...hahaha, ya i can fit that in!

25 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:
It wasn't me - Shaggy...hahaha! well it wasn't!

26 - Right now, your feelings are:
Twisted - Keith feelings are pretty clear actually!

27 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:
I wANT lOVE -Elton John.. I love that song...

28 - You'll scream during sex:
Nookie - Limp Bizket...hahaha i did it all for the nookie!

29- You’d describe you best friend as:

30- Your friends describe you as:
jUST THE TWO OF US - Austin powers..which one is mini me?

31- In an elevator you are most likely to:
You dont know me - Michael Buble'..well ya, i dont know people in elevators

32- Your philophisy in life is:
Silly Ho - TLC...hahaha i will never be one your right!

33 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:
Love the way you lie - Eminem ft Rianna...thats a farewell?...ok..

25 Things I Learnt From My Mother

1. My mother taught me

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
Whenever my hear fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!

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