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Hello! Welcome to my profile weary traveler. Come rest and entertain yourself reading my knick knacks and getting to know me, when you are ready to resume your journey of words, please check out my stories at the bottom of the page.

Ok so first off: I have started working a lot and hardly have time for fanfiction any more, but I am working on an young adult novel and might do some fics to work through writers block.

Second: it looks like the readers have spoken. (Strongly) There will be another “Rainie” fic! Since so many of you wanted one, what would you like to happen to her and her family in this bout?

Now, allow me to introduce myself; my name is Brittany, I am 20, I live in the south, (that makes me a Southern Bell.) I LOVE to write, and love to read. I don’t usually let other people read my stuff but I guess if everyone else can put theirs up, then so can I lol. I really just want people to enjoy the stuff I write.

I enjoy meeting new people and talking to strangers, feel free to send me a message. Like all writers, I would like to know what you think of my stories. I enjoy getting reviews, and I take everyone’s thoughts and advice into consideration. Any pointers will be welcome.

I have been teaming with Neurotic-Idealist, so I am giving her a little shout-out she writes some of the best stuff on here so go look her up, she is an awesome chick. Our fic is Suburban Suicide, it is about Randy and Cody and a few others set in the Green Day CD American Idiot. Go read it, you’re going to love it!

This fic is currently on hold, as we are both busy with other things. But if you like this one please let us both know and we will try to update ASAP

Christian and the Russian Mafia is still one of my favorites (of my own work) but like I said when I started it, I am writing it as it comes to me. I have only been getting tidbits and they don’t even go together, so again, if you have any suggestions for it please let me know.

I will be posting fics for my niece, she is 11 and her mom does not approve of her having an account on FanFiction, so I am posting her stories for her. Her name is Maegan; I will be sure differentiating between our stories. 'Happily Ever After' was her first one and you can find it below.


This strike idea is REDICULESS!

Reviews are the wrong reason to write!

I will admit I love to know that people like my stuff enough to tell me. I even like bad reviews telling me to fix things!

I want to know what other people think of my stories.

But, I would never stop writing because I wasn’t getting enough reviews, and you shouldn’t either.


I have recently found out that I LOVE to write fics for other people. I like the challenge of writing something random to me, something that I wouldn’t normally think of. So if you want to trade, or just want a fic wrote about something you like, I would love to do it for you. Don’t be afraid to ask, I like to think I’m a really nice person. (At least I try lol)

I want a Songfic about Maryse to Hollywood Whore by Papa Roach. If you want to write it for me, I would be happy to trade with you.

I have always wanted to join with someone to write something, but I am the only one I know who cares about writing, so I am putting it out there: I have started a crossover of the X-men Evolution and Harry Potter. If you would be interested in working with me on it, send me a message. I would love to work with you.

Lots Of Love.


If you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the ones that you identify with.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".


I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.


I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I like SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.


I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.

I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.

I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.

I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves Twilight and Gone With The Wind, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: - Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, guitarhorselover, teamjacob247, ThatStupidLamb95, Fanglvr13, Jacob Black. . .Ooft Phitt, LE Trex, ATLjunki, Bob1097


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it’s my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!” I scream

But it’s now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

It's never a child’s fault. If you're against Child abuse please copy and paste this on your profile.

1. Batista

2. Triple H

3. John Morrison

4. Kelly Kelly

5. Jericho

6. Miz

7. Randy Orton

8. Eva

9. MVP

10. Ted DiBiase Jr.

11. Jeff Hardy

12. Cody Rhodes

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

WoW! I have never seen one, I wouldn't say no but man it would be ...odd!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Really? Who doesn't think Kelly is hot?

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

:O There would be ALOT of DRAMA!! But it would be a really cute baby.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yep I wrote it lol. There aren't many fics about MVP, that sux.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Umm... Eww! I don't even want to think about that! So, no!

6. Five/Nine or Nine/Ten? Why?

Nine/ten! Because, I hate Jericho! Ted and MVP are always so cute, how could they not be cute together?

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Randy would be all, 'Hunter, what the hell are you doing to my boy?' then Hunter would be like, 'Shut up Orton, you know you miss back in the day when this was you.' Cody would be whimpering, 'I think he’s going to rape me.' 'Can't rape the willing, kid' (that was Hunter.) Ted walks in, 'What the fuck?' starts crying 'You said you loved me!' walks over and slaps Cody, then marches out. Randy watches Ted leave. 'Oh, hey Teddy...' That would be so awesome lol.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

He only thought he was the Friday night delight, but some things are priceless! SLASH!

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Idk, but I’m sure there could be.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Aw! There is soooo many of these! 'I dream of Orton'

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

I don’t have 'friends' lol. But everyone loves a good Morrison fic!

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I do!! Does that count?

13. Would anyone on your friend's list read Two/Four/Five?

What friends? Lol But it’s a good idea for a fic.

14. What might Ten scream at a moment of passion?

“Priceless baby!”

15. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

1980 by Rehab.

16. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Miz is in a very abusive relationship with Batista, and Cody would be trying to coax Miz into a more loving relationship with himself! M for ...reasons with a side of fluff!

17. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

You might have trained Randy, but Randy trained me, wanna see?

18. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

“They go together like red and purple Skittles”

19. How Emo is Seven?

Hmmm. Now that I think about it, very!

20. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

I have got to write this one out! -Batista and Randy are in a happy relationship until MVP runs off with Randy. Batista, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jeff and a brief unhappy affair with Cody, then follows the wise advice of Jericho and finds true love with John Morrison.- OMG I need a cold shower now lol. I WILL NEVER WRITE THIS!!

21. What title would you give this story?

“If the WWE Superstars went back to high school” or "The day the Superstars got on crack"

22. The end, by the way, I set you up on a date with Two!

Wow! As long as you take poor Stephanie out of the picture then yay! OMG! I think I just fell in love. Lol this is going to be the best relationship ever!

22. The end, by the way, I set you up on a date with Two!

Wow! As long as you take poor Stephanie out of the picture then yay! OMG! I think I just fell in love. Lol this is going to be the best relationship ever!

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