i'm wren and have a story that i am in the middle of writeing. the first chapter is called The Well and i would love it if you read it it is the firs fanfic i have writen by myself with the exeption of my friends getting the spelling fixed. i was going to do a teaser :
He wasn't there on purpuse but this demoness had his full attention and he did not know why. She seemed so familiar and yet she was different. He walked out as she went to slip her feet into the water. "Is there a problem my Lord?" she asked suprising him. Not that he would ever show it. He walked out of the trees and into her line of sight. He waited for the least problematic way to talk to her without her thinking he was a 'jerk' like his brothers' wench had stated the week before.
"Demoness what brings you here?" he asked his voice drouping a octaves and slipping into a suductive tone as he walked closer. ' she will be ours and i want her NOW!' his beast. He watched as she asesed the sitchuation around her. -So we want her we agree how do we get her before we scare her away?- he asked his counter part. He looked at the female, she had long black tresses and her eyes were different colors one, the right was red and as passion that he had only ever see in fire. The left was a saphire that reminded him of the large expance he admires at night. Then his eyes travel down to her lipps and he smirks. They were in a thin linethat stated she was not in a happy mood.
"Dear Lord you should not think such lecherous thoughts. It is un becoming of you." A verry pissed demoness said to the normaly stotic facade he had. he looked at her hypnotic eyes agian and then felt the aura of his disspised half-breed of a sibling approuch. "It seems i was missed after all. i guess i shuold return to my old form the one you know me as." he felt her supress herself and he found himself gazing apoun the human wench that was seen so many times with his brother.
this is part of the first chappter it will be a cross over between INUYASHA/NARUTO?and a little YU YU HAKUSHO(sp?) i have been perfecting this one for a while it will be a simi long chapter and i will try to post as much as i can.
my storys are mostly writen with some help from my Best fiend/sister but the one above was just me. um if any one has a sujestion on the following catigories hey must send me a pm here are said catigories:
Fruits Basketor Fruba
Black Sun, Silver Moon
DBZ and so on
Ouran High Host Club
La Corda'De Oro
Prince Of Tennis
House fo Night
So tere you ave it i ave inrinit knolege of most of te topics ubove. otes not so muc but will soon.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
someone else gave me this i didn't think it up on my own
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."
7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."
23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"v
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we … but that shit was fun!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to this fro
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
this is from shadow dancer cause she made me feel good about my crappy day.
Girls Don't realize these things;
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry That I cared
I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
WHAT A KISS MEANS
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" +Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever" +Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything" +Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" +Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" +Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" +Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" +Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"
What the gesture means... +Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" +Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" +Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go" +Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you" +Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" +Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" +Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" +picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"
--Advice-- + Dont ask for a kiss, take one +If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.
--Requirements-- +Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
okay this next one is off of face book find it and like it cause i am going to use it.
54. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
53. Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
52. Are your parents siblings?
51. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
50. Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
49. Calling you silly would be an insult to silly people.
48. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
47. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
46. Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
45. Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
44. Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
43. Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
42. Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
41. Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
40. Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
39. He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
38. He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
37. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an .
36. He's not silly; he's possessed by a slow ghost.
35. Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
34. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
33. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
32. I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my Bottom.
31. I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
30. I bet your mother has a loud bark!
29. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
28. I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
27. I don't know what makes you so silly, but it really works!
26. I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
25. I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
24. I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
23. I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
22. I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.
21. I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
20. I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
19. I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
18. I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
17. I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
16. I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
15. I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
14. I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
13. I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!
12. If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
11. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
10. If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
9. If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.
8. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
7. If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
6. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
5. Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
4. Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
3. So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
2. Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
1. There is no vaccine against stupidity.
If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile
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A True Boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad Follow her. When she stares at your mouth Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go. When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong. When she ignores you Give her your attention. When she pulls away Pull her back. When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay. When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand. When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes don't looks away until she does. When she misses you she's hurting inside. When you break her heart the pain never really goes away. When she says its over she still wants you to be hers. When she re-post this bulletin she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you. Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend." Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or "what a boyfriend should do”
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to those of you who do not think things make sense in any of my 1 ch sorys so far shut up and wait for the next ch it will make sense and do not flame me to get better chapters if you have a way to make it better give a pm and than wtch and wait to read i do not take people seriously when it cmes to my stories you either like them or not but never ever tell me they suck and makes no sense cause you can't read the authers notes. every first chapter to any thin has room for improvement i want to make it clear and concise.
I WRITE I DON'T MAKE THINGS FOR PEOPLE TO TELL ME I HAVE NO CLUE OR BUISNESS WRITEING THESE THINGS. I WRITE WITH INSERATION THAT WOULD CAUSE MOST TO PISS THEM SELVES. I DO NOT WASTE ME TIME TYPEING FOR HOURS ON END JUST SO PEOPLE CAN TELL ME TO THROUGH MY COMPUTER AWAY. I HAVE NO INTENTION OF STOPING ANY OF MY STORIES. I HAD EVERYTHING I HAVE WRITEN LOOKED OVER BY MY FRIENDS AND SISTERS. SO IF IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TELL THEM NOT MEE!!
i thank everyone who has never flamed me and suports my stories so if you have any coments please submit them
thank you .