If you think slashers, psychos and insane evil character are hot, copy this into your profile.
Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde
Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Warning: Survivors will be shot again.
Keep smiling. It makes people wonder what you're up to. - Fuji Shusuke, Prince of Tennis
What!! Is it so wrong to be attracted to the guys who want to destroy mankind?!
Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity, I think i crossed the line a few miles back.
Heaven won't take me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance. - Socrates
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something - Unknown
Whoever said sunshine brings happiness never danced in the pouring rain.
Books are always better than real, live boyfriends any day of the week. They don't talk back and they're always there for you. You can have as many of them as you want and they won't complain.
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver - and a lot more accessible.
Domestic arguments will always migrate from an area of few available weapons (living room), to an area with many available weapons (kitchen).
Forgive your enemies but never, never forget their names.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Men: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.
"Fuji-senpai, even robbers have something called survival instincts. You could walk covered in money through the park at midnight and still be safer than a babe in its crib." the younger boy scoffed. "That's not very nice, kitten." "But very true, good night, senpai." - Fuji and Ryoma - Enigmatic Prey
"A conscience does not prevent sin, it only prevents you from enjoying it."
"Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."
"It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."
“A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.” –Herm Albright
Name your 12 favorite Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
- no, but it would be awesome!
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
- yes, super godly hot!!!
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
-oh, the fluffiness of pregnant madara and panitic neji...
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
-yes, there are lots of good ones, especially ooc naruto fics.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
-im not quite sure, but the following chaos and relationship would be to die for.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
-naruto/gaauke with dark supernaruto!
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
-itachi on jashin and neji, ??? He would of course join the fun...
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
minato/kakashi. He was so in love with him that in the wake of kyuubi attack he kidnapped his comatic sensei after sealing his rampaging pet. read how the shinigami king kakashi played with everything till his love with the one man who saw him as a precious child.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
-i havent read it, but there is!!!
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
He found the little four year old caged bird and during the following years trained him till they finally in the wake of sasuke/itachi battle, neji murdered his whole clan and then saved his beloved from death with the awakening of second stage of byakugan. follow their romance from the small meeting ...
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
shikamaru an rising god of shadows hapens to meet an accident while he trains and finds himself in suna during sasoris childhood as a young teen, training various years and befriending sasori, watch shikamaru change the history forever.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
- i dont think so...-
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
- no,T T
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
-i dont think so, it would be still really good...
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
16) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
-the following sex will scar you for life for any vanilla...
17) What might be a good pick-up line for Twelve to use on Two?
-do you accept followers that offer you their bodies, if so where do i sign up?
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"
"He was Black. He would have killed her instead of himself. Nothing is more important to a Black than their own life and the lives of their loved ones. You try to take that from them and they will mutilate you beyond recognition while you're still conscious."
"Never take life seriously. No one makes it out alive anyway."
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."
"Welcome to life. Everything's a useless struggle until you die."
Since the day I was born to till the day I die...the only side I'm on is my own!
"There's a phrase in Zen Buddhism. Muichimotsu. 'Hold nothing. If you meet the Buddha, kill him. If you meet the patriarchs, kill them.' Free of all, bound by nothing...you live your life simply as it is. That's the one teaching my master left me. That's why I won't stop. Anyone in my way dies by my hand. I couldn't care less whose enemy he is. Got it?
"F.I.N.A.L.S. (Fuck! I Never Actually Learned this Shit!"