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1k+Revenge is Sweeter »
After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...Twilight, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 23, words: 44k+, favs: 651, follows: 565, updated: 9/22/2010 published: 8/26/2009, Edward, Bella
532Twilight Characters visit the set of TWILIGHT! »
Woah! Why do Bella and Edward have mega-phones? Why is Catherine pulling her hair out? And you know that deer out the start of the movie? Who knew, but he's a DI-VA!Twilight, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 26, words: 13k+, favs: 152, follows: 80, updated: 7/4/2010 published: 5/17/2009
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Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! »
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?Twilight, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 31, words: 31k+, favs: 314, follows: 112, updated: 5/5/2010 published: 4/19/2009, Emmett
36588 Things The New Moon Movie Has Taught Us »
New Moon? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!Twilight, T, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 953, favs: 207, follows: 146, updated: 3/27/2010 published: 1/31/2010
83088 things the Twilight movie has taught us! »
Twilight? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!Twilight, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 10, words: 2k+, favs: 307, follows: 168, updated: 1/27/2010 published: 8/10/2009
1k+ I feel like I already know you »
Date night is ALWAYS ruined by Bella and Edward's 'Just Friends' attitude. Their friends new policy: hook up or get out. So B and E hit the singles dating website to find their "True Love". They may be surprised at who that turns out to be...Twilight, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 28, words: 40k+, favs: 512, follows: 307, updated: 11/22/2009 published: 6/16/2009, Edward, Bella
284 Gossip Girl AKA Jessica Stanley »
Spotted: BS sporting an all black outfit, but thats nothing new, not after what happened last...NO! A silver volvo zipping past the "Welcome to Forks" sign. Could it be? Is EC really back?Twilight, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 20, words: 17k+, favs: 105, follows: 74, updated: 8/26/2009 published: 5/23/2009
462 How to lose a vampire in 10 days »
Bella and Edward both receive bets from Jessica and Emmett. Jess bets Bella can't get a boyfriend to break up with her, Emmett thinks Edward's gay and says he can't get a girlfriend. Will they clash? Will their romance survive?Twilight, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 20, words: 26k+, favs: 228, follows: 129, updated: 8/1/2009 published: 4/6/2009, Bella, Edward
140 Twilight Speak! »
A whole lot of twilight quotes, phrases, people and place names, plus their more honest, funny translations.Twilight, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 4, words: 939, favs: 96, follows: 40, updated: 7/17/2009 published: 4/20/2009
151 Charlie Swan is taking 'Parental Control! »
So we all know MTV's 'Parental Control? *Evil Minions nod heads* And we all know Charlie HATES Edward? *more nodding* So he's taking control! But who is the contestant pale with the obviously fake moustache? And why does he look so familiar?...Twilight, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 7, words: 4k+, favs: 79, follows: 41, updated: 5/14/2009 published: 4/25/2009