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1k+His and Her Broken Bones »
Oneshots and goofy little stories involving any and all Skulduggery Pleasant characters I mostly wrote when I was 13-15. Sorry about that. Mostly Valduggery, too. Not sorry about that. Thanks for reading!Skulduggery Pleasant series, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 119, words: 120k+, favs: 186, follows: 126, updated: 1/17/2016 published: 5/25/2009
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Tight Trousers
"Tight trousers don't count." "What, now there are criteria?" The unnecessary tale of Valkyrie Cain's un-heroic tight trousers.Skulduggery Pleasant series, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 25, follows: 5, 1/10/2016, Ghastly B., Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
21A Necessary Action »
A journey with post-Reichenbach Mycroft Holmes who got to deal with everything his younger brother left behind after his, well, you know. But the situation changes when Sherlock Holmes returns alive somehow, and he requires Mycroft's help with dismantling The Spider's web. Rated T for swears, drug use, violence. Ongoing multichap.Sherlock, T, English, Angst & Family, chapters: 11, words: 18k+, favs: 11, follows: 21, updated: 11/4/2012 published: 7/22/2012, Mycroft H., Sherlock H.
7 The Naked Flatmate
John hears the smoke alarm and goes downstairs to make sure there's not an actual fire. He rather regrets this decision.Sherlock, K+, English, Humor, words: 416, favs: 10, follows: 2, 7/20/2012, John W., Sherlock H.
2 Drugs Bust
John knew he needed to clean out the flat. But John really didn't want to. Written in 221B format. T for drug references.Sherlock, T, English, Angst & Hurt/Comfort, words: 237, favs: 3, follows: 3, 7/16/2012, John W.
5 No and Yes
Five times Sherlock Holmes said no and the one time he said yes. Rated K for implications. Contains fluff, Reichenbach spoilers, a little implied Sherlock/Irene. Happy reading.Sherlock, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, words: 3k+, favs: 12, follows: 1, 6/20/2012, John W., Sherlock H.
7 An UnMerry Christmas
Despite the joyful season, Ghastly Bespoke feels nothing for it. That should really change, don't you think?Skulduggery Pleasant series, K+, English, Friendship & Hurt/Comfort, words: 3k+, favs: 5, follows: 4, 12/24/2011
171 For the Good of Society »
After getting caught like a fool and being left to rot in a cell, Billy-Ray Sanguine jumps at the chance to be out there, catching criminals like him for the "good of society". Unfortunately, he's stuck with Funny Bones and Cain...This'll suck, huh?Skulduggery Pleasant series, T, English, Adventure & Angst, chapters: 26, words: 53k+, favs: 38, follows: 23, updated: 8/30/2011 published: 4/23/2011
14 A Christmas Carol
Skulduggery Pleasant is visited by three ghosts on December 24th. The Past, Present, and Future all work together to convince him to somehow change in order the prevent the bleak future with an insane Darquesse. Slight gore.Skulduggery Pleasant series, K+, English, Tragedy & Hurt/Comfort, words: 6k+, favs: 8, follows: 3, 12/24/2010
44 It Goes Bump In The Night »
There's absolutely NO such thing as monsters. They don't live in your closet, and they certainly don't hide under your bed...Right? Rated T for minor swearing and blood, gore, and violence.Skulduggery Pleasant series, T, English, Horror & Angst, chapters: 6, words: 9k+, favs: 6, follows: 5, updated: 12/19/2010 published: 10/9/2010
48Once Upon A Time »
Skulduggery Pleasant and his friends never seem to live in a nice fairy tale world, and never get a "happily ever after" ending. Let's change that, shall we? Crack and normal pairings. Updates are erratic. Reading and reviewing is much obliged :DSkulduggery Pleasant series, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 9, words: 8k+, favs: 18, follows: 7, updated: 9/10/2010 published: 3/11/2010
285 To Seduce a Skeleton »
Valkyrie Cain is no average Casanova, so she has to wonder what she can do to get the great Skulduggery Pleasant. Between her diary ramblings and battles between crazed spiritual fanatics, she wonders if she'll ever get the guy. Rated T for violence.Skulduggery Pleasant series, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 25, words: 80k+, favs: 94, follows: 50, updated: 7/4/2010 published: 2/6/2010
12 Therapeutic Trick
Written for Basic-Bookworm's challenge. Greaya Smith has forced Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain into a room together, in hopes of getting them to find their romance . A cardboard cut out helps things move along, too.Skulduggery Pleasant series, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 842, favs: 17, follows: 4, 5/30/2010
49 A Heart to Give »
People say to follow your heart. But what happens when you don't even have your own heart? With unexpected villains and deathly schemes, the tables are turned on the Skulduggery Pleasant gang. Rated T for gore and violence. Now Complete!Skulduggery Pleasant series, T, English, Drama & Adventure, chapters: 15, words: 29k+, favs: 19, follows: 7, updated: 5/2/2010 published: 2/6/2010
8 Goodbye Eli
They were all gathered to say goodbye to a relative acquaintance. It was no one they all especially liked, but they knew he would be missed. Written for That Creepy Kid's Funeral Challenge. .Skulduggery Pleasant series, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 714, favs: 6, follows: 1, 3/26/2010
98 Silence Speaks Volumes »
It's always the silent ones who have something to hide. . . Rated T, but later chapters will be marked M. Read and review if you please. Now complete!Skulduggery Pleasant series, T, English, Drama & Adventure, chapters: 20, words: 34k+, favs: 26, follows: 16, updated: 1/31/2010 published: 9/19/2009
84 25 Days of Christmas »
25 different aspects of the Christmas season all spread out across 25 days. Shopping, baking, and egg nog galore! Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, and everything else! Dedicated to all my friends, and one special friend yeah, you, HJ! :DSkulduggery Pleasant series, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 25, words: 8k+, favs: 32, follows: 19, updated: 12/25/2009 published: 12/1/2009