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Joined Apr '09

Name: Crystalzap

Hobbies: Anime, painting, drawing, reading and writing books & fanfic duh :P, looking at DA pics & fan mangas, Voting in Polls

Favorite Shows:

Vampire Diaries, White Collar, Smallville, Supernatural, House, Psych, The Mentalist,

Heroes, Kyle XY, Eureka, Fringe, Being Human, Doctor Who, The Flash, Lucifer,

Arrow, Beauty and the Beast, Grimm, Castle, Teen Wolf, and Haven (Anime): DB, DBZ, DBGT, Yu Yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Gundam Seed, Naruto,

Naruto Shippuuden, Digimon, Full Moon, DN Angel, and anything Ironman

One hundred years from now
It won't matter
What kind of car I drove
What kind of house I lived in
How much money I had in the bank
Nor what my cloths looked like
BUT
The world may be a little better
Because, I was important
In the life of a child.

(excerpt from "Within My Power" by Forest Witcraft)

"Ohana means family, Family means nobody gets left behind, or forgotten." (Lilo & Stitch)

I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.
Repost this if you agree with it.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

"Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with
experience"

"There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives"

\\\"To be a successful procrastinator you must be a genius because you take what other people do in a course of weeks and mash it all into a couple of hours.\\\" - David S. Clements

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?

Where's that extra penny going to?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

" I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!"

A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night

I’m Not A Complete Idiot; Some Parts Are Missing.

Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost, took a wrong turn, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The more I learn, the less I understand.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.

Too many freaks, not enough circus's!

WARNING: mental backup in progress.

You have been a naughty boy, go to my room!

You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me

Your village called, their idiot is missing.

"Before you criticize someone always walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes"

"Reality bites with a variety of sizes of teeth."

"Snowflakes are some of the most fragile things in the world but looks what happens when they stick together."

"Fashion is a type of ugliness so intolerable, that we have to change it every 6 months."

"It's not cheating unless you get caught and if you get caught lie through your teeth."

"Live long and prosper or live short and don't prosper... whichever works for you."

"It's better to keep silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubts."

"My head may be cracked but my insanity is still intact!"

"It's the friends that you can call up at 4 AM that matter."

"You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity"

“That’s it! I give up! There’s no talking to you people! And you wonder why I’m arrogant! If the rest of you weren’t such idiots, I might not feel so superior!”

"Society is thick, Normality is overrated, Lunacy is underestimated, and in the midst of it all, I remain relatively sane."

"If you do that I will kill you, then I will reincarnate you and kill you again!"

"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."

"Skill is being able to walk across Niagara Falls on a tightrope. Intelligence is not trying."

"Nice try, but you can't fool a fool."

"Nothing is impossible. Some things are just improbable."

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words."

"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."

"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?"

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police"

"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."

"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"

"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."

"Earth is the insane asylum for the universe."

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

82.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

"Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road."

I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time i fall in love...it never seems to last

Silence is silver...but Duct Tape is Shiny!

Life's Tough, get a helmet! (Eric from Boy Meets World)

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay."

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?

normal people worry me

you say psycho like it's a bad thing

those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do

If you love somebody, they shouldn't make you cry, they should be worth crying over.

"I'm going to live life or die trying"

"We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams."

"We didn’t lose...we just ran out of time"unknown

"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."

If you die, I'll kill you!"

Be Quite Voices! Or I'll Poke You With A Q-Tip!

Its not cheating unless your caught. Till then it is called, Strategic Answer Retrieval (SAR).

"Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.

Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to make your face frown, BUT,

it only takes 4 to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother @#?&! upside the head... Pass it on."

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I'll get in trouble no matter what."

Good friends give you a ride. Close friends buy you a car. Best friends are the getting-away-from-the-scene-of-the-crime driver.

"Flying is merely what happens when you throw yourself at the ground and miss."

A straight line may be the shortest route between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting...

Always forgive our enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

i hate it when the voices argue wit my imaginary friends

Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.

"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."

How can I think outside of the box, if they won't let me out of it?

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

Being normal is overrated.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

"When all else fails blow shit up."

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

We're all pretty bizarre. Some are just better at showing it.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I could never find another man like you...Hell, half the time I can't even find where I parked the car.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

yo-yos were invented as a weapon

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before. ;)

Yes, I am insane, but every now and then I have these horrible periods of boredom where I have to be normal like you.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?

We're all going to die...but I got a helmet.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "You had to be there," thing. I think of it as a "You have to be clinically insane like us," thing.

If you ever stop to wonder if you have insane mental problems, then it's already too late for you. It's sad, but true.

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

My day isn't complete until I have freaked out a complete stranger.

I once gave up anime; it was the most terrifying weekend of my life.

I don't know what my problem is, but I do know its hard to pronounce.

The pen is mightier than the sword; no-one expects you to attack them with a pen.

Knowledge is power and power corrupts. Study hard; be evil.

You are NOT a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are made of the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.

You have the right to swing first. However, if you choose to swing first, any move you make can and will be used as an excuse to beat the shit out of you. You have the right to have a doctor and a priest present. If you cannot afford a doctor or are not presently attending a church of your choice, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand what I just told you, Asshole??

After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, "Well, maybe life isn't for everyone."

Evil Minions; not always as useful as one would hope.

Buckle up!! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.

That's when I started breaking into people's houses. I didn't steal anything, but I did rearrange their furniture.

You laugh because I'm a little different; I laugh because I rigged your house with explosives.

Seeing Sasuke making funny faces amuses me greatly.

You can't make a person love you...You can only stalk them and hope for the best.

Slinky Escalator = Everlasting fun.

You know, just once I would like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.

I may not look like much, but I'm a pro at pretending to be a ninja.

Beware of women with kunai.

Do Not Disturb: Plotting

Stupid weatherman...Sunny and clear my ass.

"If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."

"Oh, good, my dog found the chainsaw." -Lilo (Lilo and Stitch)

People are like slinkies, basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

When you drink, you get drunk. When you get drunk, you sleep. When you sleep, you commit no sin. So let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

I'm such a REBEL. I leave a message BEFORE the beep.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every last minute of it!!

Kids like us should wear WARNINGS.

Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them.

You're a great friend but if the zombies chase us I'm tripping you.

It's shiny and in video game rules, it's important.

I Googled you today and I'm disturbed with what I found.

There's two kinds of people in the world, those who have a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth, and those who don't... We call those last people, dinner.

Stalkers are like your best friends. They just hide behind trees more.

It's a good thing I love you 'cause if I didn't, I'd call the men in white coats on you.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

Why would I steel something that doesn't involve money...? Wait, that didn't come out right. What I meant to say was 'why would I steal something at all'. I'm a good girl.

"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough." -Colbert

"Don't provoke the lunatic, alright." -Booth (Bones)

Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch your step" sign.

"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway" -Elbert Hubbard

Careful or you'll end up in my novel.

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. (Unless no one knows that you're responsible for it; then it's probably best to lie low and wait for it to blow over.)

When you lose, don't lose the lesson. (And the lesson is: "Vengeance!")

"The older you get, the sooner it ends."

Insanity is just a word for "eccentric genius"

"i am not insane...i am just looking for the entrance of the kingdom of mayonnaise"

I'm not supposed to make sense! That would defeat the purpose of confusing people!

As I lay in my bed one night, and stare at the stars; I wonder...Where the heck is my ceiling?!

Drive it like you stole it!

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific

We’re not lost. I’m just not quite sure where we are.

I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

You have the emotional capacity of this stapler

...not to mention that I went crazy again today.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Yes, of course I'm perfectly civil, but that's only because I choose to direct my anger towards such fruitful pursuits as plotting your untimely and gruesome death. Have a nice day, now.

"We've just witnessed what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is 'being an ass'."- Shigure (Fruits Basket)

"Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer."

"Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes... The ones who see things differently."

"Don't trust atoms. They make up everything."

"In law, nothing is certain but the expense."

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone. You're the one who gets burned."

"Common sense is not so common."

"I know I'm intelligent because I know I know nothing."

"I broke a mirror and got seven years of bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."

"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."

"A hero has the power to move the world. A true hero has the power to destroy the world but chooses not to despite what the world thinks of them." -Joseph Patrick Lyons

I hide behind a smile.

I hide behind a laugh.

I hide behind kind words.

I hide behind a mask.

Behind my mask is a tired, scared and distrusting girl.

Behind my mask is a girl who has been betrayed one too many times, at a young age.

Behind my mask is a girl who has experiences many, but hasn't seen far.

Behind my mask, I am human.

I ask myself: Why is life difficult?

I ask myself: Is it because I have yet to found myself?

I ask myself: How long do I have to be strong for everybody?

I ask myself: But why? But how?

For a long time, I have known that I have been different. Introverted. A dreamer. Misplaced.

For a long time, I have wanted to validate my existence. To not feel numb.

No, I am not depressed, this is who I am. This is how I think.

This is how I grew up. Open-minded. Experienced, yet I haven't seen all.

They call me a genius, yet I know nothing.

I feel as if I am a wingless bird trapped within a cage. Trapped within a trap.

I wish to escape...

I wish to fly...

I wish to feel the wind groom through my feathers with the sky as my only companion.

I wish to breathe.

But why? But how?

Behind my mask, I am only human.

-Marrei (28/4/2015 2:10am), SN (15/12/2015 20:15pm), Crystalzap (12-20-2015 11:30pm)

Repost if you feel the same and add your name, date and time. No matter how far apart we are, no matter how many people there are on this planet that have access to the internet, I guarantee you this, out of the 7 billion breathing on Mother Earth there are others out there that feel the same way you do, think the same way. You are not alone. We are one in heart and soul.


7 reasons not to mess with kids

Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ”

Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”

Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples.


Dragon Ball Pact:

"This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Saiyan!"

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