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A series of wibbley-wobbley, timey-wimey unrelated or semi-related Crack!one-shots from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint. Featuring OC!everyone! Enjoy, sweeties! Warning: some stories may be slightly more mature, but I'm going to try to stay PG13.XDDoctor Who, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 59, words: 44k+, favs: 36, follows: 29, updated: 11/22/2023 published: 10/1/2011, 10th Doctor, The Master, 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor Duplicate
2 Shot: A Slender Fic
It wasn't fair, but that was how he was made to live… the Slender man knew it, had always known it… humans would be terrified of him for all eternity… He wished there was a way they wouldn't be… All he wanted was to be their friend… He felt so alone... Continuation of my other Slender fic, Tag. one-shot. Prepare for feels.Slender, K+, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, 8/13/2013
9 Tag: A Slender Fic
He was the Slender Man, and he would always be alone. Always...Slender, K+, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 522, favs: 10, follows: 4, 1/28/2013
6 Cursed
The Time War is finally over, and the Master looks for the Doctor in the last place he wants to look, but the one place he is certain he is. Warning: this will hurt your emotions.Doctor Who, T, English, Supernatural & Tragedy, words: 2k+, favs: 14, follows: 3, 11/22/2012, 10th Doctor, The Master
5 Death and Togetherness
The Master escaped the possibility of death on Gallifrey, instead submitting himself to the possibility of death on Earth...his life force is burning out. However, he wasn't alone. He was with the one he called his. The Doctor. Slash not mentioned until the end, though implied. 10th Doctor/Master, slight and/or pre-11th Doctor/Master. Kind of sad...don't read if you want happiness.Doctor Who, K+, English, Tragedy & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 25, 7/31/2012, The Master, 10th Doctor
2 Geronimo
The Doctor has a problem...he's in love with Amelia Pond. Only, she can't find out or he'll be in trouble with Rory and their perfect life of traveling would be ruined. Naturally, the only other person who knew had to be the Master...that was just great. And, of course, he had to make the Master angry with him just before the other Time Lord had found out...just great.Doctor Who, K+, English, Romance & Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, 7/9/2012, 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
16 Name: A Snow White and the Huntsman OneShot
Snow White and the gang are walking through the snowy forest and the Huntsman looks irritated. Snow finds out that 'Huntsman' isn't the Huntsman's real name. Not as stupid as it sounds! Dedicated to Thea Cullen! Contains mild fluff and a hint of Pre-relationship Snow/Huntsman cuteness. Forgive me if it stinks, I usually write Crack!fics! And I know his name is, supposedly, Eric.Snow White and the Huntsman, K+, English, Humor & Drama, words: 582, favs: 11, follows: 4, 6/2/2012, Snow White, Eric/The Huntsman
7 Oddest Harry Potter Pairings: A Challenge
I have comprised a list of twenty of the oddest Harry Potter pairings I could think of. This is a challenge to test you fanfic writing abilities and your sanity. Please, proceed with caution.Harry Potter, K+, English, words: 150, favs: 2, follows: 1, 6/17/2011
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Spider Pig Spoof 3!
Okay, so I just saw the newest Harry Potter movie and I thought to myself-Spoof number 3! now who shall I spoof? Then I realized...the only character with a three syllable name is Voldie-Poo! Yay! Enjoy the newest installment of the Spoofopolis!Spider-Man & Harry Potter, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 32, favs: 1, 11/20/2010, Voldemort
3 Spider Pig Spoof 2!
Yay! Another spoof of the oh so famous song parody, 'Spider Pig theme! This time it's about the world's sexiest vampire! Read and enjoy! Not linked to my other Spider Pig Spoof at all! purely made for enjoyment! Review my stories if you want more!Spider-Man & Vampire Diaries, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 32, 11/9/2010, Peter P./Spider-Man, Damon S.
5 Spider Pig Spoof 1!
A Star Trekian spoof based on the Spider Pig song based off of the Spider Man theme song! Don't y'all just love spoofs?Star Trek: 2009 & Spider-Man, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 32, 10/9/2010, Nero
8 The Day The Earth Imploaded
This is a story we co-wrote using Apples to Apples cards, a lot of sugar hyperness, and our imaginations. I don't remember who wrote what but I bet you can guess if you've ever met me, which probably why none of you will be able to understand it at allPokémon, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 872, 9/6/2010