Hey, it's The Pairing Guy!
Who's that, you ask?
Well, you may consider me a modern-day Noah, gathering all the animals together and taking them into my Ark, pairing them off two-by-two... I am the propogator of romance, the sworn enemy of relationship problems, the king of matchmakers!
If you enjoy my work, please drop me a line! If you hate my work and want me to drop dead... well, feel free to drop me a line anyway! I won't hold it against you, honest.