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This is for Jasmine and my best friend Maegan. we made this because we both written a wonderful

story That we wrote and we couldnt decide which of ours to put TO on so we both made one for both

of us so about us:

Jazz: im obsessed with Robert Pattinson and if we were in the same room id fuck the shit out of LOVE TO FIND MY OWN EDWARD CULLEN WHO SWEET, WHO LOOK AFTER EDWARD BABY!!.

Maegan: im on team Jacob if we were in the same room well let me tell you you probably wouldn wont to know what would happen .

If you cried, screamed, or threw New Moon at the wall when Jane used her power on Edward, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in 'Eclipse' copy and paste this onto your profile.

╔══╦══╦══╗ I have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder(OCD). Put this on your
╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you've caught it too...

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Louis Vuitton has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not kiss in class.
(On The Hood Of The Lamborghini Attracts More Attention)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies Since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier Than You Since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You Since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901

"Join the Vampires; we have Jasper!"

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

The Handcuff Bracelet


Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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