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State of His Marriage
"Her wedding ring. Ten years old at least. The rest of her jewelry has been regularly cleaned, but not her wedding ring. State of her marriage right there. The inside of the ring is shinier than the outside – that means it's regularly removed. The only polishing it gets is when she works it off her finger. "Sherlock, T, English, words: 575, favs: 4, follows: 2, 1/11/2014, DI Lestrade
1 No Longer Mourn
It's two weeks after Sherlock's suicide, and John finds out their conversation outside Bart's isn't the only suicide note Sherlock left...Sherlock, K+, English, words: 416, favs: 5, follows: 3, 7/1/2012, Sherlock H., John W.
49The Next Generation »
James Potter, Harry's son, is starting Hogwarts. Down the street lives a Muggle girl he didn't know existed until he found out she was a witch. He takes her under his wing and opens her eyes to the Wizarding World. On hiatus indefinitely. Sorry, guys.Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 15, words: 35k+, favs: 25, follows: 31, updated: 5/10/2012 published: 11/8/2009, OC, James S. P.
9 Bored
Sherlock is bored. So he decides to text John in the hopes John will help distract him from his boredom.Sherlock, K+, English, Friendship, words: 860, favs: 16, 3/15/2012, Sherlock H., John W.
3Death's in the Goodbye »
"Harry Potter is dead. He was killed as he ran away, trying to save himself while you lay down your lives for him. We bring you his body as proof that your hero is e battle is won." Formerly "Not Until Death do we Know what He Meant"Harry Potter, K+, English, Angst & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 7, updated: 12/25/2011 published: 11/13/2011
5 Understanding Severus Snape
To fully and truly understand the enigma that is Severus Snape is almost an impossibility. Many will never come close to understanding the man behind the mask. If one wants to understand a Slytherin, one must think like a Slytherin. 3 mild swear words.Harry Potter, K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 8, 11/25/2011, Severus S.
2Once Upon a Song »
Scenes of different characters lives hilighted by songs. K just in case. If any one chapter is different, I'll say so at the beginning.Harry Potter, K+, English, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, updated: 11/20/2011 published: 10/30/2011
1 I Once Believed in Magic
I once believed in magic/ When I was a young boy / The kind that made your heart sing/ And filled you up with joyHarry Potter, K, English, Angst, words: 171, favs: 2, 11/19/2011, Harry P.
8 We'll Play a Game
"And why, exactly, do you hate him, Mr Black?" "I don't know." He sighed. "I've hated him as far back as I remember." Sirius hated lying to his favourite teacher, but what was he supposed to tell her? The truth?Harry Potter, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 22, follows: 1, 10/20/2011, Sirius B., Regulus B.
5 Who Annoys you Most?
Who Annoys you Most and Why? How would Harry answer this question? Who annoys him most? Is it Malfoy? Snape? Fudge? Or someone we'd never expect?Harry Potter, K, English, Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 7, follows: 1, 10/9/2011, Harry P.
4 One is the Loneliest Number
Sirius has just fallen through the veil to the afterlife. Remus doesn't know how to cope. Will the kind words of Molly Weasley help him through?Harry Potter, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 4, 7/14/2011, Remus L., Molly W.