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765We should have just played bored games! »
Everyone is extremely bored so they decide to play a game of truth or gets really crazy...there going to all wish they never agreed to this.I know there are alot of these already but i swear this one is hilarious and very original
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 56, words: 98k+, favs: 183, follows: 110, updated: 11/26/2010 published: 7/27/2009
156Suicidal thoughts »
We all know when Edward leaves Bella she falls into a deep depression…what if it had gotten even worse? Would anyone be able to fix her or would she end up dead? In various perspectives. may get a little ooc
Twilight, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Angst, chapters: 32, words: 30k+, favs: 35, follows: 33, updated: 7/2/2010 published: 10/26/2009, Bella, Jacob
32Slutty in the usa
Just a random parody on how i think the music video party in the usa was created Warning: not for Miley or jonas fans. if you guys like this one then i might make more if not it's gonna be a one shot...it's pretty funny if you understand my point of view
Hannah Montana, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 964, favs: 5, follows: 4, 11/8/2009, Hannah M./Miley S.
29It's that time of year again! halloween is near! »
Ever wonder how our favorite vampires and wolfs celebrate halloween? Why not find out what really happens when Emmett yells, "it's that time of year again!"
Twilight, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 12, follows: 12, updated: 10/9/2009 published: 10/4/2009, Emmett
141Who's baby is it anyway? »
What if Bella went on her honeymoon and got pregnant with "Edward's baby" but when they deleivered it the baby had shinny black hair and dark russel skin? how is this possible? Maybe something happened a week before the wedding...
Twilight, T, English, Drama & Suspense, chapters: 21, words: 26k+, favs: 53, follows: 32, updated: 8/28/2009 published: 6/11/2009, Jacob, Bella
19Squidward finds love »
Squidward falls in love and Spongebob is his wing man. Really funny and sweet, better story then summary trust me, please read!
SpongeBob SquarePants, K+, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 9, words: 5k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 6/13/2009 published: 6/2/2009, Squidward, SpongeBob
14who could be calling now? »
One day Emmett wakes up and the Cullens are gone!They all went hunting with out him!All he has is his phone and it keeps ringing! Who on earth could be calling? Is it his family trying to apoligize for leaveing him? Is it Mike Newton? Who could it be!
Twilight, T, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 4k+, favs: 11, follows: 11, updated: 6/13/2009 published: 6/5/2009, Emmett
4 Hannah Montana Meets the Hills
Hannah gets invited to be on the hills set.
Hannah Montana & Hills, K+, English, Friendship & Humor, words: 263, favs: 1, 6/6/2009, Hannah M./Miley S.