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Its been a while. life is very stressful but im back. and with a new story, should be posting its soon :)

ok people about me. well im fourteen my nickname is mitchie. im sure my mum dropped me on my head when i was little.. or my sisters did. im blonde and brown. blue eyes.

my idol is my sister britty, god shes a slut be she know common sense like you would not believe :) i know i take fucking for ever to write at the moment but shit went down in my family. i should be back on track soon with all my storys :)

Conversation with people who we haven’t seen in a few years

Only Girl in the world playing

Sister: *walks in the room* Is that Rihanna?

Tom: Don’t. Diss. Rihanna. *Glares at my sister*

Me* Cracking up laughing*

Trying to watch a movie with tom and my sister

Sister*Talking about everything*


Me: HAHAHA now you know what I live with... haven’t you missed us?

Tom: That four years went to fast.

Me and Tom taking up the whole couch while my sister was out of the room

Sister: Move you fat shits!

Tom: No.

Sister: Fine *sisters sit on me and tom in order to squish us*


Me: FUCK!... I cant see my phone! Where is it. Where the fuck is it… oh wait its on the table.

Sister playing COD

Sister: hahah take that fucker!

Tom: Your going to die

Me:Um.. you just died

Sister: NO I didn’t!

Tom: you just died.

Sister: No I did—oh wait I did too.


im am sorry to the people who love robert Patttinson

97 of people would cry if Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from Twilight)

standing on top of a sky-scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3

who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and

paste this as your status

my fav books are

twilight saga (TEAM JACOB)

Vampire Academy books


The host I WANT IAN

Strange angels well i guess the name says it all


night world




War books random i no but every man in my family have gone to one of the wars

umm thats alll i can think of right now but i doo read heaps of more book

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle (Wow 100mph, Hi I'm Shorte is Jappa, her beta and I'm attacking this profile Mwahahahaha)

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! (der, shes a sook)

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Give me a Kiss.

Girl: There, Now would you Slow Down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him and give him one last kiss. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. (HAHA SUCKER) If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.

SO people if you want to to contact me go to this WebSite

some outfits i dont have my other website!!!

Click here

Hi this is Mitchies/LoVeLiPs beta Jaedon/Jappa or Shorte/Jappa. please check out ma profile... it is AWEZUM and Mitchie vandalized it:

oh and you HAVE to read my stories or the world will end. its true I'm not kidding, the fate of the world is in ur hands.


re post plz:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard... listen to his son whine about being bored. keep a straight face when people complain about potholes. be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work. be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep. be silent when people pray to God for a new car. control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower. be compassionate when a businessman expresses a fear of flying. keep from laughing when anxious parents say they're afraid to send their kids off to summer camp. keep from ridiculing someone who complains about hot weather. control his frustration when a colleague gripes about his coffee being cold. remain calm when his daughter complains about having to walk the dog. be civil to people who complain about their jobs. just walk away when someone says they only get two weeks of vacation a year. be forgiving when someone says how hard it is to have a new baby in the house.

The only thing harder than being a Soldier..

Is loving one.

tell the world that im coming :)

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