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They be Smashing, yo
In which Pyrrha gets to the bottom of why Jaune is never around in their free time. The results may shock and surprise you.RWBY, K+, English, Humor & Suspense, words: 2k+, favs: 43, follows: 24, 5/19/2021, Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Coco A.
2 Limber up
Always Yoga responsibly, kids.HuniePop, T, English, Humor, words: 707, 5/7/2021, Aiko Y., Beli L.
2 May the 4th be with you, Celeste
Nikki and Celeste enjoy one of Earth's more unique holidays.HuniePop, K+, English, Humor, words: 592, favs: 1, follows: 1, 5/4/2021, Celeste L., Nikki aM.
3 Roadblock
Team STRQ runs into a little hiccup in transportation...well, at least one of them does...RWBY, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 399, favs: 14, follows: 4, 4/27/2021, Summer R., Raven B., Qrow B., Team STRQ
3 Prying questions
The girls of Team JNPR engage in some platonic bonding exercises with the time-tested ritual of Truth or Dare.RWBY, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 470, favs: 5, follows: 3, 4/26/2021, Pyrrha N., Nora V.
2 Stupid is a mean word
Despite appearances, Candace Crush apparently has some hidden talents. ...no, not like that. (contains: strong language)HuniePop, T, English, words: 1k+, favs: 3, 4/16/2021, Candace, Nora
3 Be careful what you say to nerds
It's as the title says, and Audrey Belrose sets off a chain of events that has...interesting consequences. Contains: strong language. (Cover by Farndee Addam on Tumblr.)HuniePop, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 5, follows: 1, 4/6/2021, Audrey, Nikki aM., Tiffany M.
1000 reasons
Take one down, pass it around...!RWBY, T, English, Humor, words: 368, favs: 12, follows: 5, 2/10/2021, Ozpin, Glynda G., Qrow B.
3 Weiss & Blake make a decision
Just what the title says, Weiss and Blake make an important decision about their lives, one which may change their very destiny.RWBY, T, English, Humor, words: 689, favs: 4, follows: 2, 2/7/2021, Weiss S., Blake B.
1Spider-Ruby 3: Dear Diary
In this exciting issue of Spider-Ruby we take a peek into Kara Schnee's dairy, which details one of her typical adventures. Don't worry, it's more exciting than it sounds.RWBY, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 4k+, favs: 5, follows: 4, 9/5/2020, Ruby R., Weiss S., Penny P., A. Watts
An Awfully Big Adventure »
it's just supposed to be a simple item retrieval quest, right? What could possibly go wrong?
RWBY, T, English, Adventure & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 8k+, favs: 4, follows: 10, updated: 8/30/2020 published: 7/24/2020, Pyrrha N., L. Ren, Nora V., Cinder F.
27Burger Mistresses »
Oh no, Beacon's underfunded! Oh no, Team RWBY need to get jobs to help cover part of the cost! Oh no, someone forgot to make sure the fries were down! (much humor, very crack, so lightheart, wowow) (Also, no shipping in this fic; comedy is king here)RWBY, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 6, words: 14k+, favs: 23, follows: 30, updated: 8/16/2020 published: 5/22/2020, Team RWBY
2Spider-Ruby 2: Head Cold
Used tissues and sneaky cat burglars abound in this next exciting issue of Spider-Ruby!RWBY, T, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 5k+, favs: 8, follows: 7, 8/7/2020, Ruby R., Summer R., Raven B., Sienna K.
25Resurrection »
Atlas has created a miraculous new technology: the ability to bring people back from the dead. What ramifications will this have on the world, especially when the first person this is done to doesn't remember anything from before their death?RWBY, T, English, Sci-Fi & Drama, chapters: 12, words: 33k+, favs: 45, follows: 61, updated: 7/12/2020 published: 10/29/2019, Pyrrha N., J. Ironwood, Winter S.
2 Something, Something, Spider-Ruby
Thwip! It's time for our friendly neighborhood Spider-Ruby to mop up one last bit of unfinished business from one of her previous adventures. (Takes place after the events of "Paradigm of the Rose" by AManwithaB0x.)RWBY, K+, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 10, follows: 10, 7/5/2020, Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Summer R.
2A RWBY Alien parody
For those who've seen the movie Alien, I don't need to explain what this is. For those who haven't seen the movie, well...read on. See what happens...RWBY, M, English, Suspense & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 4, follows: 7, 12/24/2019, Yang X.L., Pyrrha N., Taiyang X.L., Sienna K.
205Accidents Happen »
Spiritual successor to "Distorted Mirror Images". Ruby and Jaune go missing, and their friends spend the morning looking for them. But Spoilers! They find their missing leaders, only...they find more then they bargain for. T for suggestive content and adult situations. #DorkKnight4lifeRWBY, T, English, Drama & Angst, chapters: 14, words: 50k+, favs: 572, follows: 708, updated: 3/28/2018 published: 7/5/2017, [Ruby R., Jaune A.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
21These Silent Hills »
After a grueling night with the Nuckelavee, Team RNJR spends the night in Kuroyuri to rest and recover. Little do they know there won't be much of either in this place...RWBY, T, English, Horror & Supernatural, chapters: 7, words: 19k+, favs: 40, follows: 48, updated: 3/28/2018 published: 1/27/2018, Ruby R., Jaune A., Qrow B., Team RNJR
3Be Home for Christmas
It's a HuniePop Christmas one shot! For some reason Tiffany Maye just can't seem to recapture that old time Holiday cheer she used to know, and her search leads her down some interesting turns... Rated T for brief language and some thematic elements.HuniePop, T, English, Family & Drama, words: 6k+, favs: 13, follows: 3, updated: 12/24/2017 published: 12/13/2017, Jessie M., Tiffany M.
5 Ruby's Trashy Birthday
The untold story of the RWBY Chibi sketch "Happy BirthdayWeen!" Much goof. Very trash. So ween. Wowow. (Basically an excuse to put Ruby into a bunch of different costumes.) One-ShotRWBY, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 12, follows: 7, 11/1/2017, Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.