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2 Hoppy Meals During a post-mission celebration, Black Squadron elicits the (drunken) tale of how Poe Dameron once met a Mandalorian and was convinced to eat a live frog.
Star Wars & Mandalorian, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 5, follows: 1, 7/5, Poe D., The Child/baby yoda
9 The Nemesis Versus a Grue » AU. While forced to stay in Castle together, Chuck and Bryce rekindle their old friendship over an improvised roleplaying game based on what happened when Bryce sent Chuck the Intersect.
Chuck, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 6, words: 5k+, favs: 18, follows: 12, 3/19/2017, Bryce L., Chuck B.
The Bed When Sookie and Eric hallucinated a bed while under the influence of fairy blood and V, the next steps seemed obvious. But perhaps the situation wasn't quite that simple...
Chronicles of Narnia & True Blood, M, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 418, 3/18/2017, Eric N., Sookie S.
Small Mercies » Rumplestiltskin had never set out to make Captain Killian Jones his enemy. In retrospect, he probably could have handled that better. Rumplestiltskin's perspective on their feud. (Story set during episode 2x11 "The Outsider" and does not reflect more recent developments)
Once Upon a Time, K+, English, Drama, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, 5/17/2015, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
5 A Carefully Orchestrated Threat Ward calls off a mission due to suspicious activity. Skye thinks he overreacted. Both argue their cases to Coulson.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., K, English, Humor, words: 672, favs: 39, follows: 11, 10/22/2013, G. Ward, Skye/Daisy J., P. Coulson
11 But Wait, There's More! Hook asked Emma if there were other "attachments" besides his hook that she would prefer. But what type of attachments are available? Emma watches an infomercial for the MultiHook collection, displaying a range of interesting attachments for your one-handed pirate. Pure silliness, rated for a touch of mild adult humor.
Once Upon a Time, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 873, favs: 26, follows: 5, 1/26/2013, Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
89The Best Lies » A collection of short stories about Neal, Peter, and the rest of the White Collar crowd. "Dad": Neal surprises Peter by taking their cover story in an unexpected direction. "The Trees": Neal shows his colleagues an interesting collection of his paintings.
White Collar, K, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, favs: 191, follows: 162, updated: 1/24/2013 published: 2/25/2012, Neal C., Peter B.
Hooks and Hulls » Hook gets a different way to Storybrooke in the form of a transportation spell cast on his hook by a correspondence-course witch. Unsolicited help from grandmotherly strangers is not something Hook handles well. Crossover with/inspired by "Bedknobs and Broomsticks."
Once Upon a Time, T, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 1/20/2013 published: 1/14/2013, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
34 Matters of Vital Importance Kili is delirious and determined to carry out some very important tasks. Bilbo proves his talent in handling a delusional dwarf.
Hobbit, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 368, follows: 58, 1/11/2013, Kíli, Bilbo B.
2 Whatever Remains » "When I've eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how mad it might seem, must be the truth." Post-Reichenbach, John uses Sherlock's method to make a decision, with surprising results.
Sherlock, K+, English, chapters: 2, words: 584, favs: 5, follows: 2, 9/11/2012, John W.
4 Playtime Gwen should know better than to walk into the Hub after-hours without calling first. You never know what Jack and Ianto might be up to! implicit Jack/Ianto
Torchwood, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 13, follows: 3, 9/6/2011, Ianto J., Gwen C.
20 Illogical English Chekov slips up during a ship-wide announcement, getting the crew talking about the illogic of the English language and confusing Spock.
Star Trek: 2009, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 111, follows: 11, 6/19/2011, Spock, J. Kirk
5 Postcodes Captain Jack Harkness likes to keep in touch the old-fashioned way and may be subsidizing the post office in the process . One-shot.
Torchwood, K, English, words: 1k+, favs: 9, 6/16/2011, Jack H., Gwen C.
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