925Unmitigated Chaos » Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 8, words: 17k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 5k+, updated: 8/9/2018 published: 9/19/2016, Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
101 Conversations » In which Remus is not going to steal James's wife. A few conversations between the Marauders and Lily over the years. Sort of prequel to Unmitigated Chaos.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 2k+, favs: 570, follows: 386, updated: 10/11/2017 published: 4/22/2017, Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
7k+ Dear Order » "I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 22, words: 29k+, favs: 15k+, follows: 11k+, updated: 9/19/2016 published: 9/17/2006, Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
97 In Which Sirius Can't Tell a Story to Save His Life Remus orders Sirius to tell Harry a bedtime story. Harry, however, is fifteen and would really rather just go to sleep. Oh, and Sirius's story sucks.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 761, follows: 192, 3/20/2013, Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L.
233Another Year of Christmas Disasters » The Gryffindor Common Room has a palm tree, a small forest of pine trees, more tinsel than can possibly be safe, and the constant sound of drums. Obviously, Harry is personalizing the Twelve Days of Christmas. Backwards.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 4k+, favs: 578, follows: 564, updated: 6/13/2010 published: 12/13/2009, Harry P., Hermione G.
92 Once a Month James knew why Remus went home once a month. Of course he knew. How could he not? They shared the same dorm room, after all, and James was apparently far more observant than Sirius or Peter.
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 445, follows: 82, 5/16/2009, James P., Remus L.
341 The Twelve Disasters of Christmas » Hermione and the others aren't sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 12, words: 15k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 357, updated: 12/20/2008 published: 12/14/2006, Harry P., Hermione G.
74 Searching for Potter Hermione is waylaid by a frantic Draco Malfoy demanding to know where Harry is. Or so it would seem...
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, words: 545, favs: 445, follows: 104, 8/17/2008, Hermione G., Draco M.
20 A Little Research Another sort-of prequel to Inquisition, in which Harry knocks on Luna's door and they discuss an oddly endearing Velma.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 679, favs: 166, follows: 50, 8/13/2008, Harry P., Luna L.
61 The Little Necromancer Who Sucked Harry is attempting to summon a spirit. He gets something else entirely. Luna is vaguely impressed.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 366, favs: 416, follows: 126, 5/31/2008, Harry P., Luna L.
19 An Alchemist in a Fence Christmas does strange things to Roy Mustang's brain. Edward finds this hilarious. Riza is not amused at all.
Fullmetal Alchemist, K+, English, Humor, words: 653, favs: 114, follows: 12, 4/2/2008, Roy M., Edward E.
10 A Mushroom of Mass Destruction Orochimaru has ventured into the Forbidden Forest to find a certain mushroom. Kabuto has vanished, it's snowing, and some man called Lucius does not find him intimidating in the least...
Naruto, K+, English, Humor, words: 557, favs: 52, follows: 12, 12/14/2007
122All Too Complicated » Harry's lost his trust in Dumbledore, been kicked out of home, and moved in with a group of dead people. And to think that this is nothing compared to what the future has in store for him...eventual slash, insanity and ghosts.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 274, follows: 421, updated: 4/1/2007 published: 9/18/2006, Harry P., Cedric D.
23 The End Roy has decided to end it all. He is not very successful… Proof that paperwork really can drive a man to suicide. Well, kinda.
Fullmetal Alchemist, K+, English, Humor, words: 800, favs: 111, follows: 8, 3/26/2007, Roy M., Riza H.
173 Of Dragons and Weddings Harry just wanted chocolate cake. Of course, he did not factor Luna Lovegood into his afternoon...
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor & Romance, words: 708, favs: 705, follows: 162, 2/7/2007, Harry P., Luna L.
17 First Date Neither Edward nor Alfons can be trusted to prepare for their first date on their own. Luckily for them, Noah's there to help, because otherwise there would have been a lack of pants.
Fullmetal Alchemist, K, English, Humor & Romance, words: 955, favs: 30, 12/4/2006, Edward E., A. Heidrich
17 The Root of All Evil In which evil, or at least the trail of retribution, is traced from Edward desperately seeking refuge to Alphonse seeking revenge and, eventually, the devil incarnate and his best friend's camera are identified.
Fullmetal Alchemist, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 39, follows: 7, 11/30/2006, Roy M., Edward E.
186 If At First You Don’t Succeed… Try again. And again. And again. And yes, yet again. But of course, as they say, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. So that's exactly what Harry Potter did. Lots of betting and a little slash.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 254, 11/19/2006, Harry P., Lucius M.
37 Cornelius Fudge’s Very Bad Day Cornelius Fudge doesn't know it yet, but he's about to have a very bad day.' Little bit of slash, contemplation of hats, and mentions of Albus Dumbledore's laced sherbet lemons.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 304, follows: 75, 11/19/2006, Harry P., Percy W.
467 Oops When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, words: 600, favs: 3k+, follows: 686, 11/2/2006, Severus S., Harry P.