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Joined Jun '09

peace! this is rosie c.! i'm very happy right now so yay!!

get this straight: i did not name me after rosalie hale. Rose is from titanic and cullen from twilight!!

this is info about yours truly

iheart twilight

idon't like edward. he scares little kids.

iwant to la push jacob off the cliff.

ilove broadway

wicked and les miserables rock!

music is my world

harry potter is the chosen book

i am team alice & jasper!

the end.

now to the funny stuff

i wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger then it hit me

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."

Who ever said that words never hurt never got hit by a dictionary

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough

Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest
Alice's the quirkiest.

But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

Right now I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in this world people who count and people who can’t count

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand apples!

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?

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