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Hi this is my pro ! enjoy lol!!

Name: Lauren

Age: 12-16

Favorite band: Paramore, Evanescene, Fall out boys, Green day AND MORE

Favorite animal: a dog ( i hate cats no offense to ppl who love them)

Favorite color: all colors r cool!

Favorite book: twilight, Gallagher Girls Series, Queen Of the Damned Vampire Dairies Deadly Little Secrets Dark Visions

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Brown

Height: 5'1

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?

If you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...copy/paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile.

If every locker you have ever had/have hates you and wouldn't/doesn't open up for you...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you've read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over four times, copy this onto your profile

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

o thankz Rene now the world thinks im stupid

So Lauren what do u want to eat?' says little brother 'ummmmmmmmm?' replies Lauren " I dont think that Ummm is on the menu.' everyone laughs including lauren...5 mins later ' wait i dont get it.' 5 months later after explaining it we all laugh again ' no wait i still dont get it' - Little cuz(by like 2 yrs) Lauren

Y IN THE WORLD WOULD U DO THIS TO ME!!

9 Things I Hate About People
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their but to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

I promise to remember Edward

Each time I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlie's sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there is a big boom

I promise to remember Rosalie

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

Everytime I'm at the mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me that they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my true obsession

Because I know what Twilighters know

Copy this onto your profile if you're a true Twilight fan! :)

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at every floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else presses a button.

10. Stare, grinning, at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.

23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift as you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shup UP!"

26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"

33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.

35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

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101 reasons and still thinking why i love edward cullen
Posted in randomness on Oct 15, 2007 at 11:17 PM

1. Because he's EDWARD CULLEN!!
2. Because he's a vampire.
3. Because he sparkles in the sunlight.
4. Because he's a vegetarian.
5. Because he wants to suck my blood.
6. Because he loves baseball.
7. Because he wants to protect his virtue.
8. Because he prefers brunettes.
9. Because he watches you in your sleep.
10. Because !!
11. Because he dazzles girls frequently.
12. Because he's a non-emo musician.
13. Because he has an extensive vocabulary.
14. Because he's unique in a cool, un-emo/goth/schoolshooter way.
15. Because he has pretty eyes. (that change colors!) swoons
16. Because he's old fashioned.
17. Because he's uber smart.
18. Because he's stronger than Superman.
19. Because he plays the piano perfectly.
20. Because he had green eyes when he was a human.
21. Because he drives a shiny volvo.
22. Because he has bronze hair.
23. Because he loves his family.
24. Because he is a pessimist.
25. Because he is able to lift full-sized vans with one-hand.
26. Because he drives over the speed-limit (mine, ahaha).
27. Because he's completely unselfish.
28. Because he's got style.
29. Because he has a car for only 'special occasions'
30. Because he'd rather be ripped to death than live without Bella.
31. Because you can practically smell his testosterone.
32. Because he has incredible powers of persuasion.
33. Because he would DIE for you.
34. Because he buys cool cars for the people he loves.
35. Because he makes being a hostage fun.
26. Because he can read people's minds...
37. Because he sings you to sleep.
38. Because kryptonite doesn't bother him
39. Because he can read your mind
40. Because he is the modern day Romeo.
41. Because he makes girls' hearts want to jump out of their bodies and tap dance.
42. Because he promises 'Forever'
43. Because he has amazing self-restraint
44. Because he is every teenage girls fantasy
45. Because he holds you when you are asleep
46. Because he says the word 'sexy' on occasion
47. Because he growls. 'nuff said.
48. Because, inwardly, we all have a thing for bloodplay
49. Because he's not the hero, he's the bad guy.
50. Because even after a century, he can still look utterly bewildered
51. Because he's rock-hard. (don't bother giggling, the pun is intended)
52. Because only a vampire can love you forever.
53. Because mood swings are hot.
54. Because he may not be human, but he is a man.
55. Because he's the vampire who wants to be good.
56. Because he'd very happily break Jacob Black's face.
57. Because he will never leave you, even if you kiss another guy.
58. Because he runs faster than lightning speed.
59. Because he wants to save your soul.
60. Because he can climb into your room through your window
61. Because his crooked smile makes you forget to breathe
62. Because his breath smells like Heaven
63. Because he wouldn't die in a plane crash (and wouldn't let you die in one either)
64. Because he has a beautiful crooked smile.
65. Because he has skin like marble that glitters like diamonds in the sun.
66. Because he growls!
67. Because he is an angel.
68. Because he has passionate emotions.
69. Because he isn't afraid to admit said emotions.
70. Because he has a melodic chuckle.
71. Because he has perfect handwriting
72. Because he makes sarcasm sexy.
73. Because, even though he doesn't eat food, he still watches the Food Network (check out the deleted scenes on SM's webbie, y'all.)
74. Because only he can pull off a volvo.
75. Because he can stay up all night. winks
76. Because vampires are forever.
77. Because he may not be human, but he is a man.
78. Because he's not a werewolf.
79. Because vampires never looked so good.
80. He makes Austin Martins sexy.
81. He even makes old Chevy pick up trucks sexy!
82. Because he will never ever EVER let you get hurt
83. Because he bites.
84. Because he uses words like "unequivocally" in every day conversation
85. Because he will never have morning breath
86. Because he will purchase a bed for you, even though he never sleeps.
87. Because he kisses well even without tongue (imagine how he is with tongue!)
88. Because he'll love you forever, and he'll never let you go.
89. Because he's charming beyond compare.
90. Cause he made me forget my name
91. Because he makes all the living men look dead.
92. Because he would piss of the volutri for me!
93. Because Eagles are good looking birds
94. Because I like my men cold, dead, and sparkling
95. Because he's bulletproof
96. Because well why not?
97. Because he's like a lion, rawr!

Ad1. Because he's EDWARD CULLEN!!
2. Because he's a vampire.
3. Because he sparkles in the sunlight.
4. Because he's a vegetarian.
5. Because he wants to suck my blood.
6. Because he loves baseball.
7. Because he wants to protect his virtue.
8. Because he prefers brunettes.
9. Because he watches you in your sleep.
10. Because !!
11. Because he dazzles girls frequently.
12. Because he's a non-emo musician.
13. Because he has an extensive vocabulary.
14. Because he's unique in a cool, un-emo/goth/schoolshooter way.
15. Because he has pretty eyes. (that change colors!) swoons
16. Because he's old fashioned.
17. Because he's uber smart.
18. Because he's stronger than Superman.
19. Because he plays the piano perfectly.
20. Because he had green eyes when he was a human.
21. Because he drives a shiny volvo.
22. Because he has bronze hair.
23. Because he loves his family.
24. Because he is a pessimist.
25. Because he is able to lift full-sized vans with one-hand.
26. Because he drives over the speed-limit (mine, ahaha).
27. Because he's completely unselfish.
28. Because he's got style.
29. Because he has a car for only 'special occasions'
30. Because he'd rather be ripped to death than live without Bella.
31. Because you can practically smell his testosterone.
32. Because he has incredible powers of persuasion.
33. Because he would DIE for you.
34. Because he buys cool cars for the people he loves.
35. Because he makes being a hostage fun.
26. Because he can read people's minds...
37. Because he sings you to sleep.
38. Because kryptonite doesn't bother him
39. Because he can read your mind
40. Because he is the modern day Romeo.
41. Because he makes girls' hearts want to jump out of their bodies and tap dance.
42. Because he promises 'Forever'
43. Because he has amazing self-restraint
44. Because he is every teenage girls fantasy
45. Because he holds you when you are asleep
46. Because he says the word 'sexy' on occasion
47. Because he growls. 'nuff said.
48. Because, inwardly, we all have a thing for bloodplay
49. Because he's not the hero, he's the bad guy.
50. Because even after a century, he can still look utterly bewildered
51. Because he's rock-hard. (don't bother giggling, the pun is intended)
52. Because only a vampire can love you forever.
53. Because mood swings are hot.
54. Because he may not be human, but he is a man.
55. Because he's the vampire who wants to be good.
56. Because he'd very happily break Jacob Black's face.
57. Because he will never leave you, even if you kiss another guy.
58. Because he runs faster than lightning speed.
59. Because he wants to save your soul.
60. Because he can climb into your room through your window
61. Because his crooked smile makes you forget to breathe
62. Because his breath smells like Heaven
63. Because he wouldn't die in a plane crash (and wouldn't let you die in one either)
64. Because he has a beautiful crooked smile.
65. Because he has skin like marble that glitters like diamonds in the sun.
66. Because he growls!
67. Because he is an angel.
68. Because he has passionate emotions.
69. Because he isn't afraid to admit said emotions.
70. Because he has a melodic chuckle.
71. Because he has perfect handwriting
72. Because he makes sarcasm sexy.
73.
Because, even though he doesn't eat food, he still watches the Food
Network (check out the deleted scenes on SM's webbie, y'all.)
74. Because only he can pull off a volvo.
75. Because he can stay up all night. winks
76. Because vampires are forever.
77. Because he may not be human, but he is a man.
78. Because he's not a werewolf.
79. Because vampires never looked so good.
80. He makes Austin Martins sexy.
81. He even makes old Chevy pick up trucks sexy!
82. Because he will never ever EVER let you get hurt
83. Because he bites.
84. Because he uses words like "unequivocally" in every day conversation
85. Because he will never have morning breath
86. Because he will purchase a bed for you, even though he never sleeps.
87. Because he kisses well even without tongue (imagine how he is with tongue!)
88. Because he'll love you forever, and he'll never let you go.
89. Because he's charming beyond compare.
90. Cause he made me forget my name
91. Because he makes all the living men look dead.
92. Because he would piss of the volutri for me!
93. Because Eagles are good looking birds
94. Because I like my men cold, dead, and sparkling
95. Because he's bulletproff
96. Because well why not?97. Because he's like a lion, rawr!
98. Because he's much better than the lottery
99. Because he makes crying hot even though no tears come out
100. Because he's a cullen they are rich and hot
101. Because I like my men cold, dead, and sparkling
102. Because he's a loose interpratation of "boy"
103. Because he's a solider
104. Because he makes addiction sexi
105. Because he makes everything sexi (EXCEPTION: mike newton)
106. Because he makes everyone jealous
107. Because he rejected Jessica Stanley
108. Because he's ya noe, and im not just sayin that because I love him
109. Because they don't make em like that anymore
110. Because he tastes good
111. Because he smells nice
112. Because who doesn't like emo vampires?
113. Because he's got virtue
114. Because he makes school administrators think dirty
115. Because he can't dream but if he could it'd be about me
116. Because he doesn't let his friends drive drunk
117. Because he has kissing expertise
118. Because we all secretly have a "Edward wants to do me!" face
119. Because he's that boy
120. Because he left his heart with me now he has to come back for it, right?
121. Because he can dance, even with people who have casts, well
122. Because Paris falls
123. Because he brings sexi back since 1901
124. Because he's too awesome for you
125. Because have you seen his face?? I'm questioning your sanity here!
126. Because he's better than your fictional boyfriend
127. Because he hears voices in his head
128. Because he's been seventeen for a while
129. Because he's a very terrifying monster!
130. Because he's the right king of monster
131. Because he's the right kind of heroin
132. Because he said he's my prisoner
133. Because in Reason 132 he also told me to bring on the shackles!
134. Because he's welcomed to tamper with my memory anytime
135. Because im a Edwardholic
136. Because w-o-w Edward Cullen
137. Because he intoxicates me by his very presence
138. Because penguins are lovely
139. Because we all punch werewolves frequently
140. Because he's enough forever
141. Because we're all eager for eternal damnation
142. Because he can say Romeo's lines better than Romeo!
143. Because were not sure if he's a zombie, cause he's definitely got my brain,
144. Because we all want him to solder diamond rings to our fingers!
145. Because he's so glorious he knocks me breathless
146. Because we all love show-offs
147. Because he's good at everything
148. Because masochistic loins are the best
149. Because he can sneak through windows without breaking stuff
150. Because he can't break
151. Because his love is permanent
152. Because of reason 151 that means even if the love was not returned
153. Because other girls don't matter to him
154 Because boys in the books are just better (and hotter)
155. Because he is edwardsicles(they come in sexi, dazzling, and various other flavours)
156. Because he has flippy hair
157. Because his hair after it rains on him makes him even more...appealing
158. Because he loved me, loves me now, and always will
159. Because he's so intimidating
160. Because there's more behind the face
161. Because he can take me out to dinner and pay
162. Because only he can refuse a table smoothly
163. Because his body is unbearably sexi
164. Because he is unbearably sexi
165. Because he can hypnotized girls with his eyes
166. Because he's oober greath at note passing
167. Because everyone loves him
168. Because he can walk away from volvo pretezels around trees undamaged
169. Because his look can't be copied ahem ahem MIKE NEWTON
170. Because he's got nice weapons(pun intended)
171. Because not even the incarnation of pure beauty can distract his love
172. Because we'd have our hair like haystacks to have him in our bed every morning
173. Because he'd carry a piano through my bedroom window to play a song for my bday!
174. Because he always comes to the rescue
175. Because he has a sister with uncanny abilities to predict the stock market
176. Because his "father" wishes your mom would stop hitting on him
177. Because we'd all want to kiss a rock
178. Because we're all obsessed
179. Because we all secretly own two Twilight copies
180. Because in a scale to 1-10 in hotness he's a katrillion zillions of infinites
181. Because if we all had our way we'd spend most of our time kissing him
182. Because we'd all rather have a carnivorous flower eat us then never have met them at all
183. Because we all heart carnivorous flowers
184. Because after a hundred years he still been caught speechless
185. Because we all have hope in him after all
186. Because we're all satisfied spending our time with Edward
187. Because only his love can stump a soulmate
188. Because only his love can only be measured in an irrational world
189. Because we all love overdramtics
190. Because his the least bit prone to overreactions
191. Because he doesn't make Charlie & Billy pass notes like second graders
192. Because only he can dismember a sentiment body stylishly
193. Because only he can make death sweet
194. Because only he can recite Shakespeare sexily
195. Because when he leaves he makes people jump off cliffs
196. Because he makes us want to be demons from his personal hell
197. Because he leaves notes on our car seats
198. Because he does his homework
199. Because only he can say "I love you" a thousand times and mean it
200. Because we just came up with 200 reasons why i love this guy
201. Because you can't come up with 200 reasons why you love ur real boyfriend
202. Because he makes girls delusional (hello he's mine LOL)
203. Because he's so cold he's hot- pun intended
204. Because he's proved when someone gives u the cold shoulder they secretly worship u
205. Because everyone wants to be his wife
206. Because guys wanna go gay for him
207. Because only he can curse super fast
208. Because he doesn't turn into a bat
209. Because hollywood doesn't get much right
210. BECAUSE HE'S EDWARD CULLEN

I am one of (if not) the bigest clutzes you will ever meet in your life.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever fell down a hill, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over your own feet copy this into your profile (i do this all the time.)

If you have done all of these and more welcome to the clutz club!!

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get hit by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did\

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end i

(BTW, I'm not gay and I don't care if you are or aren't, so plz repost this anyway. Plz...for all those poor people out there who are judged by thier gender preferences. Do the right thing and repost this...that is, if you have a heart.)

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

(I Love you mummy!)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Find a guy who:
~calls you beautiful instead of hot,
~who calls you back when you hang up on him,
~who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who:
~kisses your forehead,
~who wants to show you off to the world when you are
in your sweats,
~who holds your hand in front of his friends,
Wait for the one who is:
~constantly reminding you of how much he cares about
you and how lucky
he is to have you
Wait for the one who:
~turns to his friends and says,"...that's her."

Personally I luv that. It's soooo sweet and makes me sad that the only guys who ever liked me were crazy, using me to get to my supposed BFF, or a jerk who saved my life more than three times and then ditched me without even waiting for a thank you (which I tried to give him, but he called the cops on me). I'm starting to cry whenever I think about that...(large tear drop rolls down my cheek)...I will never get over that kind of pain!! I hope none of you have to go through that torture...guys or girls...

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... " If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
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