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The Fury of Mycroft Holmes
Sherlock is being bullied on a playground. Mycroft comes to the rescue. Anthills are destroyed and umbrellas are cracked in the process.Sherlock, T, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 205, follows: 35, 7/10/2011, Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
17 Lily's Skull
Everyone has a story and just because they don't technically count as a person anymore doesn't mean their story is gone. Her name is Lily. She is Sherlock Holmes' daughter and her death let five children live.Sherlock, T, English, Drama & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 58, follows: 3, 7/4/2011, Sherlock H.
5 Obey the Sloth
For fangirl-crossing. "Seeing as you can't keep your fat ass out of trouble there is only one logical thing to do. If you are a superhero, rationally, I must become your ninja sidekick to keep you safe."South Park, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 9, 6/10/2011, Clyde D., Tweek T.
7 Copacabana
His name was Stan, he was bartender and he loved Kyle. Enought to give up his life for someone he had never talked to. His name was Kyle, he was a showgirl, and all he could do was forgive.South Park, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 9, follows: 1, 5/18/2011, Kyle B., Stan M.
10 Say It
Christophe is dead. Now he is property of an obsessed Damien. After being "rescued" from his tower in Hell, he is trapped in Thorne manor. Can he stay sane long enough to rescue his friends or will Damien break him? ChristopheRape.South Park, M, English, Drama & Angst, words: 7k+, favs: 32, follows: 9, 5/11/2011, Damien, Christophe
6 Firey Bad Ass Hell Love
Damien is intrigued by a new arrival in Hell. All the while, Clyde's just a bad ass. Dyde, because I can. And because the name makes me laugh my ass off.South Park, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 13, follows: 1, 5/3/2011, Damien, Clyde D.
9 Showtunes by the Sea
A clip from the future in Zombieland.Zombieland, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 43, follows: 6, 5/2/2011, Tallahassee, Columbus
6 Extraterrestrial
Pip has a secret.South Park, K+, English, Romance & Sci-Fi, words: 2k+, favs: 3, 5/1/2011, Token B., Pip P.
6 Graves by The Dozen
Christophe would dig a thousand graves, including his own, to keep Pip safe.South Park, T, English, Romance, words: 431, favs: 16, follows: 2, 4/22/2011, Christophe, Pip P.
7 Hello Hello
Because Tweek's still gone and Craig's still broken but that's okay because they're broken too so they'll just have to be broken together. Tyde for Parapaxis.South Park, T, English, Drama & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 9, 4/22/2011, Token B., Clyde D.
9 Coconuts
"Guess what?" "If you say 'chicken butt' so help you God I'll rip off your dick."South Park, K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 308, favs: 23, follows: 4, 2/5/2011, Craig T., Tweek T.
9 Vroom Vroom
Christophe teaches Tweek to drive. Drabble.South Park, K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 330, favs: 21, 2/4/2011, Christophe, Tweek T.
18 Why Tweek Tweak is Not Allowed to Own a Sharpie
"Quiet, like a ninja, swift like a cow."South Park, K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 348, favs: 37, follows: 5, 2/3/2011, Tweek T., Eric Cartman
13 Twamien Oneshots »
A collection of Tweek-Damien oneshots ranging from dramatic to cheesy. Long live the crack pairings!South Park, T, English, chapters: 5, words: 2k+, favs: 16, follows: 8, updated: 2/3/2011 published: 10/27/2010, Damien, Tweek T.
7 Betrayal
He paused outside their bedroom, pressing against the door to listen to the murmurs. "I love you so much," Clyde crooned. "But my husband must never know." His heart broke, crumbling to dust.South Park, K, English, Humor & Romance, words: 276, favs: 20, follows: 2, 2/3/2011, Clyde D., Token B.
21 The Ten Commandments of South Park
...It's exactly what you think it is.South Park, K, English, Humor, words: 172, favs: 31, follows: 2, 2/3/2011
3 Misleads Are Misleading
Get a life, Marsh, it's just a physical thing." Without a trace of guilt, Craig slammed the door in Stan's face.South Park, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 671, favs: 14, 1/21/2011, Craig T., Stan M.
8 From the Diary of
I don't know if it counts as love I really care about him, I do. But it's not some sissy lay-your-favorite-jacket-on-a-mud-puddle love Unless he asked me but hey I like my jacket and he wears boots it's more of a strip-him-down-force-against-a-wall thingSouth Park, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 715, favs: 16, follows: 3, 1/15/2011, Craig T., Tweek T.
8 MattressSurfing
Ah, the joys of childhood.South Park, K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 331, favs: 10, follows: 2, 1/11/2011, Tweek T., Craig T.
7 Stake Your Claim
As they sit on a bench, Tweek teaches Kyle the importance of staking your claim. Slight creek and style.South Park, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 652, favs: 24, follows: 2, 1/2/2011, Tweek T., Kyle B.