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Billie Holiday PM
Joined Jun '09

Billie has holidays,

I am Billie and I only provide beta services, I do not write fanfiction because I do not think I could capture an authors' character's truly. If you're interested in my services please send a link to your story and what you would like improved. I do not AND will not ever beta mpreg (that's unnatural, no one will ever change my mind on this fact) anything else though I'm open to, if you're unsure if I'd be willing to, just ask and I'll reply as soon as I can.

Update: Where is the good fanfiction on this site hiding?! Is there something wrong with me or is there really horrible fanfiction getting attention simply because readers are extremely desperate for smut?

Visit la cocaine for my original fiction work.

Update 9/4/11: Soon, I might be trying my hand at fanfic to write the more rare pairings I enjoy. As they say, if you want something done right, do it yourself. I'm really getting tired of some of you here - most of you are good kids, but you're kids and it's alright not to know everything - you don't have to pretend but I suppose its a mature concept.

Emotional Drought

Pairing: I/M

Comfortable Liar

Pairing: V/S


Pairing: C/A


If I don't abandon all together that is.

A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you HATE RACISM!!

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