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I'll be posting my challenges onto AO3 for now on under the same name, this way people will be able to see and then take them.

Anyone who has the guts to take my fic challenges is a winner! I come up with these too see how many different stories can be written about that one subject.

CHALLENGES...

Here are one's currently being written here

CASE CLOSED...

WHAT IF KAITO KID'S NEXT TARGET IS A BLOOD RED RUBY ON A CHOKER CALLED THE BLOOD OF HEAVEN RUBY, AND IT IS DESIGNED TO LOCK AROUND THE WEARERS NECK. SO THINKING IT WOULD PREVENT KID FROM GETTING IT NAKAMORI LOCKS IT ON CONAN'S NECK, HIDES THE KEY AND PUTS A FAKE IN THE CASE TOO FOOL KID, BUT KID FIGURES IT OUT SO CONAN ENDS UP BECOMING KID'S PREY, CAN CONAN GET AWAY FROM KID OR WILL KID GET TWO PRIZES FOR ONE? I WANT THIS TO BE A KAITO/SHINICHI AKA CONAN YAOI FIC MAKE IT A ONESHOT OR CHAPTER ANYTHING GOES AS LONG AS IT RATED T OR HIGHER AND THE PAIRING IS KAITO/SHINICHI AKA CONAN MAKE ME PROUD!!!!!

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST...

I HAVE SEEN PLENTY OF FICS WHERE ED GET'S TURNED INTO A CATBOY, BUT THEY'RE MOSTLY ROY/ED. WELL HERE'S MY CHALLENGE... WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF GREEDLING EITHER FOLLOWED ED WHILE ED WAS ON ASSIGNMENT AND SAW HIM GET TURNED INTO A CAT CHIMERA BY THE ALCHEMIST HE WAS SENT BY ROY TO STOP OR FOUND ED AFTER HE GOT TURNED EITHER WAY NOW GREED AND LING BOTH WANT THE LITTLE KITTY ED FOR THEMSELVES!!!!!! NO RESTRICTIONS, USE YOUR IMAGINATIONS AS LONG AS THE PAIRING IS GREEDLING/ED/LING.

THE LITTLE MERMAID FEM-SLASH...

What if Ursula had won and transformed the royal mer-family except Ariel into pollops and the only way they Ursula will let them and prince Eric stay alive is if Ariel becomes her pet!!!!! There is no restrictions do whatever you like as long as you stick to the main plot and pairing Ursula/Ariel!!!!!!!

Ben 10 Alien Force...

I been watching the d.v.d episodes and while watching the first Ben 10 Alien Force episode I was thinking of this summery for a fic- what if instead of winning Ben,Gwen and the Plummer officer were knocked out and before the forever knights destory Ben Kevin wants him as part of his payment, Kevin has wanted Ben secnce he met him and now he gets him and to make sure Ben can't attack or run he puts a alien collar on him that makes Ben's body do what he commands (tells Ben to come over or Kiss him Ben's body does it)so he can have a chance of Ben falling in love with him like he loves Ben without Ben fighting back or running away. What do you think, are you up to the challenge you can make it a oneshot or chapter fic (I prefer chapter) as long as it's M rated for lot's of Benvin lemons and it has a happy ending, Kevin is Possessive/protective/kinky, I would love to see this so what do you think!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone up to the challenge?

Danny Phantom...

Million Dollar Ghost Challenge

What of instead of the Fenton portal Vlad just wanted the ghostboy and once he get's his little badger courtesy of Jack what will Vlad do?

This is a challenge to all Smut writers here; I challenge you to make a lemon story out of this summary. DON'T LET ME DOWN!

TO EVERYONE OUT THERE I AM LEAVING MY MILLION DOLLAR GHOST CHALLENGE FIC OPEN PERMANENTLY SO ALL CAN TAKE IT!!

My faves are-Vampire Princess Miyu, Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan,Shaman King, Case Closed, Bleach, Gundam Wing, Yu Yu Hakusho, Dragon Ball Z, Durarara!!, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Junjou Romantica, Naruto, Hellsing Ultimate, Inuyasha, Yugi Oh, Death Note, Fruits Basket, Moonphase, Trinity Blood, Claymore, RIN, Okane Ga Nai, Soul Eater,

I also like some American cartoons- Danny Phantom, Ben 10, Generator Rex, Fairly OddParents, Avatar The Last Airbender, Teen Titans, Batman Beyond, X-Men Evolution, Justice Leaguge Unlimited, Biker Mice From Mars,

My Favorite Movies- Harry Potter (all of them), Hellboy (All of them), X-Men (All of them), Underworld (All of them), Bloodryane 1&2, Interview With The Vampire, Queen Of The Damned, Lord of the Rings (All of them), Nightmare before Christmas, Sleepy Hollow, The Grudge, The Craft, Rose Red, The Shining, The Crow (All of them), Labrynth,

My favorite guy characters are -Captain Levi, Eren Jeager from Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack On Titan, Hao/Zeke, Yoh & Ren/Len Tao from Shaman King, Kaito Kuroba, Jimmy(Shinichi) Kudo, Harrley Heartwel(Heiji Hattori) from Case Closed, Herro, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, from Gundam Wing, Ichigo, Grimmjow, Hollow Ichigo, Ggio, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Ulquiorra from Bleach, Vegeta, Mirai Trunks from Dragon Ball Z, Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Ling, and both Greeds from Fullmetal Alchemist & Brotherhood, Izaya Orihara, Mikado Ryugamine, Shizuo Heiwajima from Durarara!!, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Sirius Black, Lucius Malfoy Fred&George Weasley from Harry Potter, Usagi/Akihiko from Junjo Romantica, Itachi,Sasuke, Naruto, and Kakashi from Naruto, Lava from Vampire Princess Miyu, Alucard from Hellsing, Inuyasha and Sessoumaru from Inuyasha, Yusuke, Hiei, Yoko and Kurama, Jin, Teen Koenma from Yu Yu Hakusho, Yami and Seto from Yu-gi-oh, Ash, Gary, Paul from Pok'emon, Light Yagami and Lawilet/L from Death Note, Danny Fenton/Phantom, Dark or Dan Phantom, Vlad Masters/Plasmius From Danny Phantom, Hao/Zeke, Yoh and Ren/Len Tao from Shaman King, Isely and Rigaldo from Claymore, Sephiroth, Cloud, Vincent,Zack,Angeal,Genesis from Final Fantasy VII and Advant Children, Tidus, Auron and Seymour from Final Fantasy X, Kanou Somuku, Yukia Ayase, Takanomasmi Yamato from Okane Ga Nai, Ben, Kevin, Pierce from Ben 10, Rex, Van Kleiss from Generator Rex, Jareth from Labrynth, Logan and Gambit from X-Men Movies, X-Men Evolution, & Wolverine and the X-Men, Soul, Death the Kid, Asura from Soul Eater, Bill Cipher and Dipper Pines from Gravity Falls,

I am also a VERY BIG FAN OF UCHIHACEST (Itachi/Sasuke only) AND THREESOMES. As far as the threesome pairings go they have to be in a certain position order for me to really get into it, below is a list of my favorite yaoi pairings...

SEME/UKE/SEME

LEVI/EREN

KAITO KUROBA/JIMMY(SHINICHI) KUDO

KAITO KID/CONAN EDOGOWA

HEIJI HATTORI/CONAN EDOGOWA

HEIJI HATTORI/SHINICHI KUDO

KAITO/SHINICHI/HEIJI

KAITO/CONAN/HEIJI

HAO/YOH

REN/YOH

DUO/HERRO

GRIMMJOW/ICHIGO

HOLLOW ICHIGO/ICHIGO

GRIMMJOW/ICHIGO/HOLLOW ICHIGO

GRIMMJOW/ICHIGO/GGIO VEGA

GGIO VEGA/ICHIGO

BILL CIPHER/DIPPER PINES

SEPHIROTH/CLOUD

SEPHIROTH/CLOUD/VINCENT

SEPHIROTH/CLOUD/ZACK

SEPHIROTH/CLOUD/GENESIS

ANGEAL/SEPHIROTH/GENESIS/ZAK/CLOUD

ANGEAL/GENESIS/ZAK/CLOUD

SEPHIROTH/ZAK/CLOUD/RENO

SEYMOUR/TIDUS

VEGETA/GOHAN(11-17 YEARS OLD )

MIRAI TRUNKS/GOHAN(11-17 YEARS OLD )

VEGETA/GOHAN(11-17 YEARS OLD )/MIRAI TRUNKS

ROY MUSTANG/EDWARD ELRIC

LING/EDWARD ELRIC

BOTH GREEDS/EDWARD ELRIC

BOTH GREEDS/ED/ROY

ROY/ED/LING

HIEI/YUSUKE

KURAMA/YUSUKE

YOKO/YUSUKE

JIN/YUSUKE

TEEN KOENMA/YUSUKE

IZAYA ORIHARA/MIKADO RYUGAMINE

SHIZUO HEIWAJIMA/ MIKADO RYUGAMINE

IZAYA ORIHARA/MIKADO RYUGAMINE/SHIZUO HEIWAJIMA

DRACO MALFOY/HARRY POTTER

SEVERUS SNAPE/HARRY POTTER

SEVERUS SNAPE/HARRY POTTER/DRACO MALFOY

FRED WEASLEY/HARRY POTTER/GEORGE WEASLEY

ITACHI/NARUTO/SASUKE

ITACHI/SASUKE/KAKASHI

ITACHI/SASUKE/MADARA

ITACHI/NARUTO/PEIN

ITACHI/SASUKE/PEIN

DAN/DANNY/VLAD

AKIHIKO(USAGI-SAN)/MISAKI

KANOU SOMUKU/AYASE YUKIYA

LANCE/ASH

GARY OAK/ASH KETCHUM

PAUL/ASH

GARY/ASH/PAUL

MEWTWO/ASH

LUCARIO/ASH

KEVIN/BEN

VAN KLEISS/REX

YAMI OR ATEMU/YUGI

SETO/YUGI

CHIP SKYLARK/TIMMY TURNER

HELLBOY/JOHN MYERS

JARETH/TOBY

THE HESSIAN/ ICHABOD CRANE

1992 DRACULA /JOHNATHAN HARKER

(LEO D.) 1998 KING LOUIS/PHILLIPE

DARKNESS/JACK (LEGEND)

I ALSO LIKE FROM CLAYMORE - ISELY/CLARE OR RIGALDO/CLARE THOUGH I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY STORIES WITH EITHER PAIRINGS YET!!

Favorite bands / musical artists (bold all time faves)
Evanesence, Flyleaf, Halestorm, Paramore, tATu, KITTIE, The Donnas, Lacuna Coil, Valora, We Are The Fallen, Epica, Unsun, Sirenia, Xandria, Nightwish, Within Temptation, Volcaloid-Luka Megurine, Scandal, Stereopony, Younha, Ikimono Gakari,

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

I am not a fan girl lover!! No offence to those who are, but I think girls who act like the way fan girls from anime act are a disgrace!! Every time I see them on shows like Naruto and Fruits Basket I can't help but feel sorry for the poor guys and want to beat the shit out of those sluts, I mean like in Naruto these girls are supposed to be training so they can one day protect their home and they are more worried about Sasuke (well before he left anyway). And in fruits Basket It's almost the same thing, one minuet the girls are all talking about how strong Yuki is and all that and then the fan club says they have to protect him!! Hello!! You can’t have it both ways either the guy is strong or not! and if the guy is strong then he doesn't need the help of whiney, jealous, bitchy sluts to protect (STALK) him!!

QUOTES...

Bleach...

Grimmjow-"… I'm supposed to sleep with these things staring at me?" Ichigo-"It's not that bad," G-"… I hope you're not planning on sex in this room, I'll never be able to concentrate enough to actually climax with all these spectators."I-"They're not spectators, Grimm, they're stuffed animals."G-"They're fucking creepy." Grimmjow&Ichigo from Feline Menace

Shiro-"Gin… go get Szayel, I think the kits want out an' there ain't nowhere fer 'em ta go." Gin-"Ya gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me! Both a ya? At the same time?" "This is so not happenin' ta me! Tell 'em ta fuckin' wait! Grimm ain't even here yet!" Shiro&Gin from Feline Menace: After the Fact

"We spin you around," smiled Renji as he turned him around for a few times. "And now you hit the big, dumb, fruit." "Okay," Grimmjow grinned, 'accidently' whacking him in the sides. "Ow! Why'd you hit me?" Renji yelled. "You said to hit the big, dumb fruit," laughed Grimmjow, as well as everybody else. "Your head looks like a pineapple." "Not that kind of fruit!" from Strawberries n' Cream Ch.13

"Hey Gigantor Tits One, Gigantor Tits Two" Said Shiro snickering. "Shiro ! Don't say things like that !" Shouted Nel. "My name is Harribel, not Gigantor Tits One" Deadpanned Harribel. "Wait, I thought I was Gigantor Tits One" Said Nel. "I'm older, I should be One." "Not faaaair" Nel whined. from We'll never get cought ch.2

"if looks could kill… I'd be a still born for the next fifty lifetimes" Shinji from Heaven and Hell

"Which is normally code for 'Ichigo's life is about to be blown to bits in a fiery plane crash before it can even get the last wheel off the ground'," "Now, please tell me what the hell's going on before I have to witness all the little people running around screaming as they go up in flames." Ichigo from Stranded ch.10

"So you gonna kidnap a nun for me?" asked Neliel, "Haha no there scary," said Shiro. "What about a Jehovah witness?" asked Neliel. "Scary," replied Shiro. "Atheist?" asked Neliel. "Not so much," said Shiro with a shrug," but my answer is still no." "Christian?" asked Neliel "Oh hell no!" said Shiro," they called me a demon and decided to do an exorcism. Have you ever been exorcized? It's not fun. Especially if your nine and can't fight back very well. Man were they pissed when I used magic and almost killed a few of 'em off." Neliel and Shiro from Du Hast Mich Ch.5

"Then it says here that you have control issues…like everyone tells you what to do and you know you can't escape it, but when you fight….you're free." Ichigo said slowly looking up from the book.

Grimmjow blinked a couple of times before going on the defensive, "Pffft nice anaylisis Dr. Kurosaki why don't I just lie back on the couch and tell you all about my abusive father, my alchoholic mother, and my friends who don't understand me! What the hell is that book anyway."

"It's my pshycology book, I love that kind of stuff….Plus it says 'The dominant male will try to laugh this off with an obscure reference, making himself seem unaffected.'"

"Shut up Kurosaki!"

" 'Now the alpha male type will become violent…'"

"I swear to god…."

" 'The anger will continue to rise until-"

Grimmjow grabbed the book and flung it out the window. Ichigo & Grimmjow from Addicted to the Way you Look at Me Ch.1

"Right let's get this over with, I don't reckon he's gunna let me off with a few choice words anymore."

"What's this? Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez scared of a little blonde? Never thought I would see the day," Ichigo chuckled as he stood up and pulled Grimm behind him towards the closed door

Grimmjow rolled his eyes at the others antics before stepping in front of him and landing a chaste kiss on Ichigos lips before turning towards the door "Shut it berry, I aint scared of that little blonde fre-" Grimmjow shut up as soon as he opened the door.

Stood a few feet from the door was a fuming Shinji who looked ready to beat the living shit out of a certain blue haired man. Grimmjow wasted no time in slamming the door shut and spinning round to face Ichigo "I take it back he is perfectly able of scaring the shit out of me, can I apologize another time? Like on my death bed or something similar, coz then not much of my life is lost when he murders me," Grimmjow & Ichigo from Let Me Apologize Ch. 9

I could see my horoscope now: Cancer. Watch out for your family members, especially your dad. Keep your pants no matter what. And watch out for the perverts! Your numbers are 13 and 666. Ichigo from Well, why not? Ch.1

Going to the small living room with his meal, Ichigo turned on the T.V and watched the news. Nothing really new going on… Just the usual murder, drug bust, and the usual robbery. OH LOOK there was Shirosaki in his stolen truck driving away from the police in helicopters. Shirosaki was yelling "FUCK THE POLICE!" from Frilly Maid Services Ch.5

"I can never understand why stealing excites you that much," "I swear, your wet dreams revolve around stealing jewels and getting sexed up by someone right in the middle of the vault." "… Shiro told you, didn't he? I knew I shouldn't have told him!" "You're serious! Fuck, Ichi, you have problems!" Shinji & Ichigo from Maid For Crime Ch. 16

"Oh fuck, they think I'm bangin' ya!" Shiro squeaks in shock. "Not that I haven' thought 'bout it…"

"Shiro, you sick fuck!"

"Shut the hell up, I can' help yer cute!"

"I look just like you!"

"No, ya look similar," he corrects. "Yer totally different if we're honest wit ourselves." Shiro & Ichgo from Maid For Crime Ch.34

"Sorry but we cannot compete your sexual harassment as asked, please give up and do not try again. If you need help, hang up and dial your operator. Or better yet, a shrink." Ichigo to Grimmjou in Chaos Ch.2

Hiyori-'Minute Mashiro and I come home it sounds like a second Karakura showdown! And you're busy putting curlers in your hair while singing "I'm So Pretty" in the bathroom!' Shinji-'Hey!' He glared. 'That's a good song!' From Berry's New Horse CH.18

Shinji-'I am not gay, Mashiro!', Hiyori-'Says the guy singing "I'm so pretty and witty and gay" at the top of his lungs in the bathroom,' From Berry's New Horse CH.18

Ichigo- Why can't you be a gentleman instead of a sleezeball. Not to mention you already have me, why do you insist on flirting with everything that walks on two legs?" Grimmjow-"Excuse me, I have never flirted with a duck." Ichigo- "Which is incredible. You can be a gentleman to a duck but not to a woman?" Grimmjow-"Ducks don't smell nice." Ichigo & Grimmjow from Sleezeball

Fullmetal Alchemist...

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SHORT FUCKING MIDGET OF DOOM! I'M TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP AND YOU WILL LET ME SLEEP!" Vati from Of Chimera's, Homunculi, and Alchemist

"Had a little disagreement with a wall. It insulted me so I show it who was boss." Vati from Of Chimera's, Homunculi, and Alchemist

"Say that again, you micro-mini old hag!" Ed from Mustang

"Let's play house, you be the door and I'll slam you." Ed from Cobalt Red

Roy-"Stand up straight, Elric… you need all the help you can get." Ed- "Hey, who are you calling too short to be seen with a magnifying glass? I'm not short, you know! There is an entire tribe of midgets living in some rainforest that would look up to me as a GOD because I'm so tall!" Roy& Ed From Citric Acid.

“I'd put that bastard colonel in his place…. If he didn't have the power to burn me to a crisp and then call me Fried Shrimp'…” from Ed Sweet Dreams

"Those idiots can't even sweep the street without getting into trouble, they're lucky I expelled them other wise I'd kill them" from Izumi episode 13 of Brotherhood.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT HE COULDN'T BE SEEN WITH A MICROSCOPE YOU MORALLY BANKRUPT COLONEL WITH A GOD COMPLEX!" from Ed A brothers jealousy .

"I am God! Bow down to me, humans!" Roy Mustang from Hey Angel.

Fuck you Murphy and your damned law too. Ed from Roof Top Tears

"Tell the Colonel that I died and didn't leave a forwarding address." Ed from More Than a Fire Hazard

Roy- "Well, I'm gonna be teaching stuff, for which you, in return, can have access to the library and can sit in on lessons to figure out how it works. What?" Ed-"You, a teacher? What are you gonna teach those kids? How to procrastinate through their homework?" Roy & Ed from Even Magic Is Alchemy

Case Closed...

"In the case of my untimely demise, it was the midget in the janitor's closet with a soccer ball"! Heiji Hattori from Bets

"Note to self, stay away from the psycho with the dead mommy laptop." Jimmy (Shinichi) from Knight Baron Mystery Part 1 Episode

"Don't stop now you're on a roll, did you kill your father". Insepctor Worthington from Triple Terror episode

"The only reason you don't have a ticket is cuz the cops don't dare to chase after you for their own safety! You're crazy! You're dad shoulda never let your mom teach you how ta drive. Now I'd like ta live ta see Osaka again, so hand 'em over! I've already had one case today; I ain't takin' the bus or lettin' you drive. Both are likely ta lead ta murder." Heiji Hattori from Just Kidding Around

"The lady of the house would like the resident idiot to move his ass. I want coffee damnit, and you're in the way." Shinichi from Just Kidding Around.

"Now give Kid-niisan a hug before you try and maul him." Kid to Conan from In the Moonlight.

'I-can-kill-you-in-about-700-ways-without-leaving-a-trace-so-I-think-you-should-back-away-from-me' Shinichi from For Happiness

"Do you have any survival sense or did lady luck just adopt you?" Shinichi from Good Intentions

"But now I can clean up and spare your virgin eyes! Be awed by my impressive ability to multitask or my buns of steel. Either way, I accept all forms of flattery as long as they're sincere." Kaito from Good Intentions

"You can't blame Kaito-kun for that! If anything, Kudou-kun's the one who attracts nut jobs like they're going out of style. In fact, all the reports say Kaito-kun protected your precious detective from the perp!" Nakamori from Good Intentions.

"Kaito! Did you bungee jump down the stairwell?" "Don't be ridiculous, "I rappelled. Huge difference. Bungee jump down that narrow a space from that height. Totally inappropriate. Some people…" Nakamori and Kaito from Good Intentions

"First, I'm going to go home and try to figure out what grave, masochistic mental deficiency I'm harboring that makes an irritating, narcissistic moron whose main hobbies are criminal activities and defying reality attractive to me, I shouldn't have to look too far in my family tree to find the source of that. Then I'm going to hide until the massive sense of embarrassment fades enough that I can be aggressively defensive about it and make my friends suffer the fires of my humiliated wrath. This can never be allowed to happen again." Shinichi from Good Intentions

Darn it! If I didn't think it would decrease my Shin-chan time, I'd super glue a flashing neon "Property of Kuroba Kaito" light on his forehead and lace the Beika water supply with antidepressants. Maybe then I could get him to concentrate on me for five minutes without some sociopath or sycophant sending him running off. Kaito from Taking Out the Competition

"Murder for Dummies,

Page 1: Do not commit murder near, around, or on the same planet as one Edogawa Conan. If this is not possible, then just turn yourself in now and save the police the trouble.

"2. If you feel you must commit the murder anyway, do not use an overly contrived, extremely complicated plan. Not only will the lack of a large plan confused Edogawa, but the likely hood of failure is much less with simple deaths.

"3. In fact, it is probably better to just stab your victim in front of Edogawa. The confusion of the straightforwardness will throw him off your trail completely as he creates an elegant theory of how the butler did it with a toothbrush.

"4. While he is tracking down the butler, it would be a good idea to point out the fact that glasses are not a viable disguise before running to the Bahamas. If you are particularly evil, tape a sign to his back that says, 'I Am Kudou Shinichi.' (P.S. Don't go to LA. His dad lives there.)

"5. Most important don't forget to remove all kickable objects from the near vicinity. It would also be a good idea to cover the entirety of your skin with clothing in case of sudden darting."

"6. If all else fails, and Edogawa is about to point at you in accusation, pull out your emergency Kid lure; take a shiny diamond and shine a red light through it. Edogawa will be sufficiently distracted as the thief comes swooping in for the heist."

"7. Finally, watch out for late arriving detectives (Most likely Hakuba Sagaru and Hattori Heiji). It would be a shame to get caught by the sidekicks now that you've nearly made your escape!" 1-7 from Chatty Plunnies Ch.70

"More like Kaitanic and the Shiniceburg. Sinks him in his tracks." Heiji from Chatty Plunnies Ch.80

"I don't wanna spend too much money. So either shut yer trap and be happy, or I'll violently beat some happiness into ya." Heiji from Heat of the Moment

"Who's bragging?" Kaito asked, innocently. "The idiot that ran into an electric fence." "Oi!" Grinning maliciously, Shinichi leered at him. "Bizzt! Like a fly in a bug sapper." "Shut up!" Kaito whined, embarrassed, smacking him with the CD. "I just started being Kid back then! I was allowed make mistakes!" "Bizzt!" "Shinichi!" Kaito & Shinichi from Wings of a Dove, Quick as a Bullet: 100 Drabbles Ch. 76

"Pandora, are you okay?" the detective asked concerned and the gem blinked confused, "say something!"
"Dolphins are the only water-living animal that has sex for simple pleasure." Pandora grinned in amusement as Shinichi stared at him perplexed.
"Why do you know things like that?"
"Because you're secretly a pervert,"
"Shut up,"
"First you want me to talk and when I do you tell me to be quiet. You're very hard to please," Shinichi & Pandora from Of Fire And Water Ch.39

Yu Yu Hakusho...

"Let me properly introduce us." Yusuke grinned cheekily and pointed at the others at the table, first himself, then Yukina, Kuwabara, and lastly Genkai, saying as he went, "Demon, demon, human, hag." Genkai's eyebrow twitched and she threw a spoon at his head, hitting him dead center. "Moron!" Yusuke grinned, rubbing the spot and chuckling- Yusuke from The Price of Freedom Ch.12

"I thought I was crazy Urimeshi, but you take the prize, the hell was that? You don't make bombs go boom in your face"! Jin ep. 40 of Yu Yu Hakusho

"Stamp? Sure! Stamp? Sure! Approval? Sure! Appeal? Sure! Come back from the dead? Why not!" Koenma from ep. 14 Yu Yu Hakusho

Durarara...

Mikado's been abducted by aliens! They've taken him back to their mother ship and replaced him with this freaky guy that could very well be a weapon of mass destruction! We'll all be enslaved by Mikado look-a-likes!" Masaomi from The Things You Do For Love Ch.6

Shizuo-" IIIZZAAAYYYYAAAAGet the hell out of IkebukuroAnd stay away from Mikado" Izaya" Oya, Shizu-chan. Don't you know I can't do that? My little air conditioners face is like any mans coffee in the morning. So addicting!" Shizuo-" Then go die" Shizuo and Izaya from Ikebukuro love threesome: short stories

What if my best friend is secretly my sugar daddy and is giving me inordinate amounts of cash to convince me to do unspeakable things with him, albeit in a safe (CONDOMS!CONDOMS!CONDOMS!) manner? Mikado from Octopuss Sausage

Harry Potter...

Minerva McGonagall-"Professor Moody what are you doing", Alester Moody-"Teaching", M.M-"Is that a student"? A.M-"Techically it's a ferret". Minerva McGonagall & Alester Mooody from the fourth Harry Potter Movie

Ron-"How much for this"? Fred&George"Five galleons" R-"How much for me"? F&G"Five galleons" R-"I'm your brother". F&G"Ten Galleons". From the sixth Harry Potter movie.

Draco was about to lay down to sleep when suddenly a crazed pygmy owl flew in and hit him in the head! For the Love a Monarch Ch.2

"She is by far the scariest House Elf in existence," "I have seen her do the most terrifying things to the people who mess with her kitchen or her. Do not let her innocent look fool you! She is practically the Devil incarnate!" Harry to Draco and Blaise about Spiffy the house elf from Blood and Coffee Chapter 3

"Follow the spiders! Follow the spiders? If Hagrid ever get's out of Azkaban I'll kill him!!!" Ron from second Harry Potter movie.

I can see it now, “Young savior slain by ex-Death Eater’s son, driven mad by evil Dark Lord.” Or “Murder-Suicide at safe house ends life of young Death Eater and the Boy-Who-Lived.” Draco from Story Staking Claims Ch.5- The Nerve of Them!

Draco Malfoy-"I… Got caught masturbating in a broom closet…" Severus Snape- "You got caught… Masturbating in a broom closet," Felix- "He got caught, masturbating in a broom closet, Why do you guys even have broom closets? Can't you just clean things up with a little flick of your wand?" Draco, Severus, & Felix from Phoenix Ch.8

"Dammit, Severus! I am five feet and three inches tall. You do not know how hard it is to be a man at that height without another man who frequently plows his ass to protect him. My man is stuck in Dumbledore's office! For all I know he is a woman again. Now take your potion happy ass over to that cauldron and cook me up something deadly!" Felix as a man from Phoenix Ch.13

Vocaloid...

"Quit gawking at my Hello Kitty taser and help me find that pesky rodent!" Luka from SHENANIGANS Ch.5

What did I drag myself into?,Seriously, this woman belongs in an asylum! 'After all, she gave me the diva treatment and then threatened me to kill me after saving her from the paparazzi a few times! It's almost as if-holy crap! Luka escaped from a military authorized rehabilitation center and is out to get revenge on famous celebrities who sing Miley Cyrus' songs in the shower… wait. I hate Miley Cyrus and how would Luka ever know something like that? So that's not even a possible reason… Gakupo from SHENANIGANS Ch.5

'I was so much safer before I met this-mad woman! I don't care if he requested me to help her out as there is no way I can help out someone who belongs in an asylum! It's time I say something and I don't care if she zaps me with that Sanrio contraption... 'Wait I care! Hello Kitty scares me! She doesn't have a mouth!'Gakupo from SHENANIGANS Ch.5

Let an angel save me! No! Better yet, please send a-" suddenly a fat white rabbit rapidly hopped to Gakupo's foot. God, why did you send a rabbit as my savior? It's not even Easter yet! Gakupo from SHENANIGANS Ch.5

I forgot she watches 1000 Ways to Die! Don't kill me in 1000 ways! Gakupo from Shenanigans Ch.7

"Bloody hell, Show me your scar, Together we shall kill he-should-not-be-named out loud and avenge your parents and Sirius!" Luka from SHENANIGANS Ch.7

Naruto...

“A little love poem. ‘Roses are red. Violets are blue. When the time is right, I shall kidnap you.’”-Shukaku from Revenge is a bitch.

‘Roses are red, violets are blue, submit little brother, and let me fuck you’?” Kisame from The Correction of Uchiha Sasuke

“WHERE IN THE CONSTITUTION DOES IT SAY I CAN’T BEAT UP BARNEY!”- From Nighteen Forever

“You’ll probably get sweaters, underwear and socks! But what you’d really like for Christmas is a NICE HARD COCK!”-Sai from Sunshine Boy

“Everything gets more fucked than you,” Naruto from Bedroom Wars

"W-w-what? Have you come to steal my coffee, I won't let you! IT'S MINE! ALL MINE!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"Gaara from No Matter What

"What else could they be doing? the horizontal polka? oh wait that's the same thing." Inner Sasuke from How sasuke found out he was gay, and what yaoi is.

"WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU FUCKERS DO SOME SHIT LIKE THAT? FUCK THE BOTH OF YOU I'M TAKING A LUNCH BREAK THIS SHIT IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE RIGHT NOW, I GOT DECAPITATED YESTURDAY! IMA GO PRAY, FUCK THIS!" Hidan from Playing With Fire

"You know what? I don't care what you think anymore! We're watching Harry fuckin' Potter with Albus motherfuckin' Dumbledore!" Naruto from Sinner's Devotion

Oh, and I also want to kill my brother. 'Cause he's an ass. He stole the last Klondike Bar. Sasuke from Sorry Girls, I'm Gay

"Itachi and Naruto sittin' in a bush, up down up down, push push push!" Tobi from In Heat

Danny Phantom...

“No, because they’re stupid bible-thumping hillbillies who find my ghost powers an affront to God and therefore will have nothing to do with me.”-Vlad from "Christmas Party"

My granddaughter brought home a ghost cat. She thought humorously. What’s next? A vampire gerbil? Sam's Granmother From "Furry Phantom''

“Moving Target Practice, Dead Cat for short, sounds more accurate.” Vlad from Deck the Halls with Ectoplasma

"Because I have the body of a God." Vlad From Adversus Adverto

"We watched Dead Teacher VIII and ended up making out on the couch." Danny From Adversus Adverto

“…Mmm…Red Bull gives you…ghost powers…” Danny from Foriegn Exchanges

“Ummm meow?” Tucker from Deck the Halls with Ectoplasma

“and once I rid the world of teletubies, barney and bad kid cartoons I’m turning my sights on all those poor countries where people have little to nothing to eat” Sam fromUntitled working on title.

Junjou Romantica...

"Pimple face! Kappa cut! Lard ass! 7000 word essay!"Kamijo from Silly Rabbit

"You turned my erection into two erections and sex. You're good at that, aren't you?" Akihiko/Usagi from Silly Rabbit

"I've decided to wear leather pants, then nothing but a bowtie and bunny ears. It'll be so sexy." Akihiko/Usagi from Silly Rabbit

"Oh shit! I woke up the demon rabbit!" Misaki from No Freaking Way

"…DO NOT NAME MY BREASTS, YOU PERVERTED BASTARD!" Risako from Junjou Fluff

Because you'd purposefully push him into traffic- have fun, now!" Miyagi from Junjou Fluff

"Idiot-Bastard-Stalker-Sexmaniac-Usagi-san?"Misaki from a time before Christmas

"I asked it the meaning of life and it told me to use tampons..."Usagi-san from JR Drabbles

"I can see the headlines now!", "'Man dies in apartment and gets eaten by cats'!" Miyagi from Heart Breaking Discoveries

Other anime, shows and movies...

BOOTS TO ASSES- THE ROCK WWE RAW

"CENA'S LADY PARTS TRENDING WORLD WIDE"-THE ROCK WWE RAW

"IF MY PARTNER'S EGO GETS IN THE WAY OF THE TEAM, JOHN CENA BITCH SLAPPED ROCKY IS GONNA BE TRENDING WORLD WIDE"-JOHN CENA WWE RAW

CROWD-"FRUITY PEBBLES, FRUITY PEBBLES, FRUITY PEBBLES" JOHN CENA-"THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU GUYS, WE'RE CHANTING A BREAKFAST CEREAL ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW".

Miroku- Lets run
Inuyasha- No way you can't just eat and run
Miroku- If the demon is truly big then we are no match for it. It's irrational, impossible it's against my religion.
Inuyasha- you ought to be arrested. From Inuyasha episode 18

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet And so are you...
But the roses are wilted
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl is empty And my wrists are stained red.

"If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armor and shouting 'All gods are bastards!'" Harry about Remy from Mornings

"Freakin' cat gimmi bac mi dinner!!" Hao yelled as he woke up. "Huh? Why am I on the floor??" Hao from I will win you.

'Evil sadistic bastard', came from Youko with a pout. Why didn't we think of doing that?' Yoko from A Souls Seduction

"Wankers Council, Sunnyhell Branch. Watchin's what we do. Get your ass kicked and we'll watch. Have a good, filthy snog and we'll watch, and wank, free of charge, day or ni--"Spike from Under The Influence.

"Oh shut up bondage boy. Ew…bad image. Bondage Bunny." Genesis from Stolen

"You think you have won, you think all is well. Well kiss my ass I shall see you in hell." Family Guy

"You killed my father, your ass is mine"! Hellboy from Hellboy

"Not if I strangle myself with seaweed wrap and die" Meg from Family Guy

"If God's not gonna give me wings, I'm gonna drink his booze"! Michelle from American Dad the "Most Adequate Christmas Ever" Episode

"There's a flying hooker watching you hug, go away hooker"! Roger seeing Michelle out the window in from American Dad the "Most Adequate Christmas Ever" Episode

"Kill them all! Starting with the math teacher!"-Prof. Farnsworth "Futurama"

Stewie-"Brian!" Brian- seeing stewie on the roof"what the hell'' S- get me down! B- what are you doing on the roof? S- Counting the stars in Orion's penis get me down! from family guy.

Louis-Peter that's not a boob that's a lump, Peter- Oh my god, P-chuckling, L-Peter stop that we're not having sex I just told you have a lump, P-Well I have a lump too and mine's easier to get rid of!

Hector-I know i'm a fat,rich,wako who is about as grounded as a stray pidgeon, Chief-keep going. Lake Placid

"Actually I'm still just a friar I can swear all I want... Damn it." - Carl From Van Hellsing

"Really? usually I ask only two; what are we dealing with? and how do I kill it?" VanHelsing

"Why is the rum always gone?... Oh, that's why." - Captain Jack Sparrow

"As a matter of fact I was not going to trade bloody Will for a ship because as long as Barbossa didn't know about stupid Will I had something to bargin with. Which now no one has thanks to bloody, stupid Will!" - Captain Jack Sparrow

"Jack: So what's your plan then?

Will: I climb aboard and find your bloody key.

Jack: and if there are crewmen?

Will: I cut down anyone in my path.

Jack: I like it, simple, easy to remember"- Captain Jack Sparrow and William Turner, Dead Man's Chest

"You won't call a boat a "she" yet "sister" agentices, "I'm a schitzo lib, comes with working with chauvinists like you". Gibbs & Jenny from NCIS

Others...

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away. For we know in part and we prophesy in part, but when completeness comes, what is in part disappears. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me. For now we see only a reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known.

Religion is like a cock. if you have one, fine, just keep it to yourself. because the moment you whip it out in front of people is when problems arise.

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. Lynn Lavner

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share. Rita Mae Brown

If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."

What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it's curved like a road through mountains. Tennessee Williams, A Streetcar Named Desire, 1947

From various bumper stickers: My sexual orientation? Horizontal, usually. I can't even think straight. Let's get one thing straight, I'm not. Straight But Not Narrow Closets are for clothes. I'm not a lesbian but my girlfriend is. I'm not gay but my boyfriend is. Equal rights are not special rights. Homophobia is a social disease.

Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?" John Stewart

Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one. Kate Clinton

If male homosexuals are called "gay," then female homosexuals should be called "ecstatic." Shelly Roberts

" If you can't dazzle the world with your knowledge, then baffle them with your bullshit. " - W. C. Fields

" Time is a great teacher, unfortunately it kills all it's pupils." - Louis Hector Berlioz

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun".

"Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!"

I met some crazy people! They made me their leader!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

I Called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse.

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

People used to call me names, but thats ok, they're dead now.

"Heaven won't take me, Hell's afraid I'll take over."

"Person One: I know you are, but what am I?
Person Two: Scientists haven't figured that out yet.

People are like slinkies. Completely useless but still fun to push down stairs.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

(Someone boring talking to you) "Hold that thought, I need to do something" walk over and stare at a wall "yup, a lot more interesting"

It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 8 to reach out and slap the shit out of somebody.

I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.

Be nice to your kids... they pick your nursing home.

I'd make you swear on the bible if it didn't make your skin sizzle.

They say that 99 of ugly-ass people check their messages with their thumb. It's too late- don't switch fingers now!

It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 4 to stick up you middle finger to tell somebody to fuck off.

Keep hope alive and laugh all the time. People might think your psycho after that, but who gives a flying flip? Besides, I can't please them all.

From youtube a Luka review:

Police: COME OUT! WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO THE REPLAY BUTTON!

Me: I swear i didn't rape the replay button!

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...

-the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

-your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

-tell the truth and run

-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

-When in doubt, make up words!

-Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.

-If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

-You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!

-Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

-One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

-Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

-the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! (...No, we're all insane. They made me that way!!)

-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

-A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

-There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

'If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.'

'I can picture in my minds eye a world without war, a world without hate, and I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it-...'
-Jack Handy

'I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.'

-When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap them for annoying you in the first place.(so many ppeople deserve this, it's not even funny)

-Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

-Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

-What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...

-I was thinking, while I was running...

About not hitting trees, I hope.

-The key to getting your mother to shut up!! IT'S BEEN SOLVED!! Here it is:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

-I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. - Unknown

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Douglas Adams

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean

don't regret doing things, regret getting caught

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend. - Zenna Schaffer

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. - Mae West

POSTS...

If you are part of the unanimous club of Sakura-bitch haters, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you are an Otaku (Huge anime or manga fan) copy this in your profile!!

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you have attempted Alchemy by clapping, snapping, or by drawing an array, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you're taller than Edward Elric but still shorter than everyone else, paste this into your signature.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile

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If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

ATTENTION: IF YOU ARE ON THE TOP OF 4KIDS MOST WANTED DEAD LIST, OR WANT TO BE JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT, JOIN ME IN DESTROYING 4KIDS! SAVE FUTURE GENERATIONS FROM
HAVINE TO WATCH CRAPPILY DUBBED ANIME!

Stop 4Kids!
When 4Kids dub anime, they get crappy voice actors, take out all signs of Japan, change a manga that's meant for teenagers to be okay for kids, take out all the Japanese music, replace great lines with crappy, cliched puns that are only funny for children ("sent to the stars"), and change great Japanese names to stupid American names (to further Americanize it). Copy and paste in your profile if you agree!

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, then copy this into your profile!

If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If every time the first answer to a test is "D," you laugh silently (or out loud) because of Danny Phantom: The Ultimate Enemy, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF they had given Danny Phantom half the attention or money they give to the mutant retarded sponge, DP would be the top rated show. If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you wish for Danny Phantom to have more than 3 seasons (It's not fair!), copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are over the age of twelve and still like Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you didn't like the way Phantom Planet ended, copy this into your profile. (Ignoring the fact that Tucker was mayor, we never even got to see Danny's reaction to Maddie cat! Poor VLAD!! I miss the Froot Loop)

If you are really random, put this in your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Animegirl92, CSIBeauty, Shining Zephyr, Miko Vampire

Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fangirls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM (insert bishie name here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An axe? A chainsaw? Or all of them? Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how fangirlyness SUCKS.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as diffrent, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutley no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, sakura fall, Two Tailz, AnimeAddict333, HisokeYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, StargateNerd, Miko Vampire

Itachi Uchiha's B-day: June 9th

A powerful Leaf ninja from the Uchiha clan, Uchiha Itachi wiped out everyone in his clan except for his little brother Sasuke.

Sasuke Uchiha's B-day: July 23th

A Genin from the village of Konoha, Uchiha Sasuke is one of the last surviving members of the Uchiha clan. This clan is known for the genetic ability to use the Sharigan eye. This eye allows its users to copy any jutsu technique their opponent uses. Sasuke's clan was killed by his older brother Itachi, because of that he has devoted his life to killing his brother.

Naruto Uzumaki's B-day: October 10th

A Genin from the village of Konoha, Uzumaki Naruto is the container for the Kyuubi Demon Fox. Shortly after he was born, the Kyuubi attacked the village. To stop the demonthe Fourth Hokage was forced to imprison it into the body of the young baby Naruto. As Naruto grew up the adults in Leaf Village saw Naruto as the demon fox itself. This feeling was passed on to their children who also looked down on Naruto. Growing up Naruto did not have anyone who really cared him. Because of this Naruto has grown up seeking to have everyone recognize him as being a skilled ninja. To that end his goal is to surpass the Hokage.

Deck the halls with Ecto Blasts

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Vlad does Danny in the ass

Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch, ouch ouch ouch ouch

Danny seems to be okay

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Arn't we happy they are gay

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These lyrics were written by Dannychic.

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Akatsukicons!

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Deidara o.\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =0_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu .

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Our Itachi's Face guide:
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/_\ -Happy
O/_\O -Shock
O/_\o -Shifty Eyes
@/_\@ -Confused
o/_\o; -Sweat Drop
O/_\ -Wink
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The Gel Bracelet Game I played it in school and still play it in colledge here are the meanings to the colors.

Yellow - indicates the wearer is willing to HUG, Pink - indicates the wearer is willing to give a hickey, Orange - indicates the wearer is willing to KISS, Purple - indicates the wearer is willing to kiss a partner of either sex, Red - indicates the wearer is willing to perform a LAP DANCE, Green - indicates that ORAL SEX can be performed on a girl, Clear - indicates a willingness to do "whatever the snapper wants",Blue - indicates ORAL SEX performed on a guy, Black - indicates that the wearer will have regular "missionary" sex, White - indicates the wearer will "FLASH" what they have, Glittery Yellow - indicates HUGGING and KISSING is acceptable, Glittery Pink - willing to "flash" (show) a body part, Glittery Purple - wearer is willing to French (open mouth) kiss, Glittery Blue - wearer is willing to perform anal sex, Glittery Green - indicates that the wearer is willing to "69" (mutual oral sex),Glittery Clear - indicates that the wearer will let the snappee "feel up" or touch any body part they want, Glittery Black- indicates that the wearer is willing to go all the way. (aka home base)

A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac
were all sitting on a bench together bored out of their minds.
To break the silence the zoophile spoke up, "Lets have sex with a
cat." He suggested. The sadist spoke, "Lets have sex with a cat then
torturer it." The murderer spoke, "Lets have sex with a cat, torture
it , then kill it." The necrophiliac got excited and spoke, "Lets
have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, and have sex with it
again." The pyromaniac spoke next, "Lets have sex with a cat, torture
it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it." They all fell
quiet. The masochist sheepishly smiled at them and said, "Meow."

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom or Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Post this on your profile to make someone smile!

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

you say pink
i say black
you say girly
i say emo
you say chris brown
i say criss angel
you say Paris Hilton
I say Amy Lee
you say cute
i say goth
you say hearts
i say skulls
you say school
i say who cares
you say light
i say dark
you say up
i say down
you say right
i say wrong
you say happy
i say dark
you say angel
i say devil
you say model
i say vampire
you say valentines day
i say halloween
you say your family
i say the addams family
you say life
i say death
you say im creepy
i say whatever
you say im weird
i say im different
copy and paste if u r i.

You say akon-I say Disturbed
You say 50 Cent- I say Atreyu
You sayJonas Brothers-I say Linkin Park
You say Miley Cyrus-I say Bullet for my valentine
You say rap-I say Hardcore
You say pop-I say Rock
You say hip hop- i say SCREAM-O!!
92 of kids have turned to rap,pop,& hip hop.If your one of the 8 who like to headbang and disturb the peace copy and paste on to your profILe!

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

24 things to do in an elevator!

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?

12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...

And now an ode to yaoi:

If yaoi were vodka

And I were a duck

I'd swim to the bottom

And drink my way up

But Yaoi ain't vodka

And I ain't a duck

So give me some yaoi

And shut the fuck up

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

We are perverts, yes we are

Whether it be reading about sex in a car

Or screwing a vacuum or two

We are perverts through and through!

We are perverts, yes we are

Whether it be watching from a far

Or wanking in the loo

We are perverts through and through!

We are perverts, proud we are

Whether we be jerking in your car

Or screwing a pet or two

We are perverts

We are perverts

WE-- ARE-- PERVERTS--!

And we’re proud.

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

A little boy walks past his parents room one night and looks in the keyhole. He then says to himself: "And this bitch gets mad at me because I suck my thumb!"

After great sex, she laid there stroking his penis. He said: do you want some more? She said: No, I'm just admiring it... I use to have one...

Cinderella was fired from Disney today. She was found bouncing on Pinnochio's face, screaming, "Lie, you little fucker, lie!"

Mickey and Minnie went to court where Donald was the judge. Donald asked Mickey, "Why are you here today?" Mickey replies, "She's cheating on me." Donald says, "Well, why do you think so?" Mickey looks at Minnie who's giggling (hehehe) and says, "Look at her! She's fucking Goofy!"

Guy: What did you say?

Girl: Well, what did you think you hear?

Guy: I'd rather not repeat it...

Girl : Well then, we'll never learn what it was will we?

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, SesshoumaruKougaNarakuFanGirl,Funabisenu,Dragon of darkness and light, Miko Vampire

When you dial a mental hospital:

Ring...Ring...

Welcome to Psychiatric World. If you are obsessive-complusive, please press one repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the phone so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are delusional and hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

Famous last words:

"No, these windows are okay to lean on."

"I can pass this guy."

"My brakes are fine."

"Nice doggy."

"Nah, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."

"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du--"

"So, you're a cannibal."

"Pull the pin and count to what?"

"Which wire was I supposed to cut?"

"I wonder where the mother bear is."

"These are the good kind of mushrooms."

"What does this button do?"

"Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?"

"Don't worry, it can hold the both of us."

11 ways to annoy/scare your roomate:

0. Every time the phone rings, turn on the stereo at full volume and begin to violently slam-dance with your roommate. If he/she asks about it, say, "Oh, that darn hypnotist..."

1. Hang a picture of your roommate on the wall. Throw darts at it. Smile at your roommate often, saying things like, "How nice to see you again."

2. Get a can of beans. Label them, "Jumping beans." Eat them, and then jump around the room. Get another can of beans. Label them, "Dancing beans." Eat them, and then dance around the room. Get another can of beans. Label them, "Kill Your Roommate beans." Eat them, smiling at your roommate.

3. Every time your roommate falls asleep, wait ten minutes, and then wake him/her up and say, "It's time to go to bed now."

4. Insist that your roommate recite the "Pledge Of Allegiance" with you every morning.

5. Recite "Dr. Seuss" books, all the time. Eventually, think up melodies for the words and sing them, loudly, directly to your roommate. If he/she tells you to stop, act offended and spend the day in bed.

6. Put up traffic signs around the room. If your roommate doesn't obey them, give him/her tickets. Confiscate something your roommate owns until he/she pays the tickets.

7. Walk, talk, and dress like a cowboy at all times. If your roommate inquires, tell him/her, "Don't worry little buckaroo. You'll be safe with me."

8. Complain that your elbows, knees, and other joints have been bothering you. Get a screwdriver, and pretend to "fix" them.

9. Paint abstract paintings, and title them things like, "Roommate Dying in a Car Crash," and "Roommate Getting Whacked in the Head with a Shovel." Comment often about how much you love the paintings.

10. Wear glasses, and complain that you can never see anything. Bump into walls and doors. Put your clothes on backwards. Say, "Who's that?" every time your roommate enters the room. When you're not wearing the glasses, act like you can see fine.

My Hell

Around, all around, the shadows gather.
My dread grows as doom's scythe falls against my naked soul.
It wounds me, and darkly,
my blood drips
to the broken ground.
In pain I cry out, Why?!
while death follows.
Now alone, my cry of mercy falls upon uncaring eyes.
This is my Hell

-Daisy Ironside

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Animegirl92, CSIBeauty, Shining Zephyr, Miko Vampire

Current Favourite Song: Creature Feature - A Gorey Demise (Not Metal!)

A Is For Amber Who Drowned In A Pool
B Is For Billy Who Was Eaten By Ghouls
C Is For Curt With Disease Of The Brain
D Is For Daniel Derailed On A Train
E Is Erik Who Was Buried Alive
F Is For Frank Who Was Stabbed Through The Eye
G Is For Greg Who Died In The Womb
H Is For Heather Who Was Sealed In A Tomb

One By One We Bite The Dust
We Kick The Bucket And Begin To Rust
Give Up The Ghost When Your Numbers Up
We All Fall Down

Ashes To Ashes, Bones To Paste
You'll Wither Away In Your Resting Place
Eternity In A Wooden Case
We All Fall Down

I Is For Issac Who Lost His Front Brakes
J Is For Johnny Who Was Bitten By Snakes
K Is For Kimmy Who Was Shot In The Head
L Is For Larry Who Bled And Bled
M Is For Marie Who Was Burned To A Crisp
N Is For Nicky Who Was Pummeled By Fists
O Is For Olive Who Lived Life To Fast
P Is For Pat Who Swallowed Some Glass

One By One We Bite The Dust
We Kick The Bucket And Begin To Rust
Give Up The Ghost When Your Numbers Up
We All Fall Down

Ashes To Ashes, Bones To Paste
You'll Wither Away In Your Resting Place
Eternity In A Wooden Case
We All Fall Down

Q Is For Quentin Who Took The Wrong Trail
R Is For Reyna Who Rotted In Jail
S Is For Steve Who Was Shot With A Bow
T Is For Tori Who Froze In The Snow
U Is Urich Who Was Trampled By Hooves
V Is For Vanessa Who Fell Off A Roof
W Is For Will Who Was Hit By A Car
X Is For Xavier Who Sunk In The Tar
Y Is For Yessy Who Fell From A Plane
Z Is For Zach Who Simply Went

INSANE

(I know, brilliant right! )

A Lullaby of a Deserted Hell
Here in my abandoned, desolate prison,
my voice echoes infinitely as I cry out in despair.
This sorrowful melody which speaks of emptiness,
this is my personal lullaby,
unheard and unsung through the ages.
Lost within my deserted hell,
salvation, sanctuary, and safety are all words
whose utterance bears no meaning.
Time marches on and leaves casualties in its wake
and for them, and for my own sake,
I sing this song of unheard prayers.
Still, the hands of the clock continue
in a pace and rhythm as unending as my misery-
as unyielding and unforgiving as the sun
which shines upon the barren desert of my heart.
It wasn't so long ago, now,
when the darkness was still a stranger to me,
but when faced with the unlikely wish I hold inside,
the reality of the situation is in sharp focus
and it hurts more and more deeply with every cut.
If I allow myself to be fooled by the false promises
which this world offers up so freely,
then I know we will meet again one day
and together we will sing the melodies no one knows
with the words that have never been spoken-
songs with no voice or purpose
and words with meanings that the sands of time forgot.
We will sing our transient harmonies together
as we dance beneath the soothing, silvery light of the moon,
our voices echoing eternally in this deserted hell.

The Twilight Necromancer


Make your ninja name from the following alphabet:

A- ka B- zu C- mi D- te E- ku F- lu G- ji H- ri I- ki J-zu K- me L- ta M- rin N- to O-mo P- no Q- ke R- shi S- ari T-chi U- do V- ru W-mei X- na Y- fu Z- zi

After you finish, post it in a new bulletin with your name ...

Amaris- Karinkashikiari
April - Kanoshikita
Jude - Zudoteku
Keith - Mekukichiri
valerie ruka taku shikiku (say that 3 times fast!)
Mike - Rin Kimeku
murphy- Rin doshino rifu
logan - Tamojikato Takuku Rimotarinkuari!
Miss Lady Annik- Mikashimotakitoku Takuritakiku Tadotozikushi (awesome.. I can't say my own name!)
Tomaz - Chimorinkazi
Lidija - Takitekizuka (hehe)
Christian Storm- Mirishikiarichikikato Arichimoshirin !!yes!!
Aaron - Kakashimoto - great, my name sounds like a fecal Motorola commercial...
Mike- Rinkimeku- ricky makes who?
Lara Takashika Zukutatakulukudokitataku!!... I like it!
meg - rinkuji the eliminator!
Kyja- Mefuzuka Mekitoji ...mmmmm, delicious
Felix- Lukutakina (dammit, I'm a girl!!)
Zack- Zikamemi
Brian- Zushikikato
Erin-kushikito ( thats pretty hot)
Tony-Chimotofu
KELSEY- MEKUTAARIKUFU
karrah- mekashishikari zushikikatoto. woooo.
Vanessa- Rukatokuariarika Arichikikushi. yus sir
Codey- Mimotekufu Zumotachiku
Karlee- mekashitakuku
Alisha-katakiaririka
Eric- Kushikimi
Charlie-mirikanotakiku
Mario-Rinkashikimo
Emily Rota- Kurinkitafu Shimochika...i like it muy macho!
Laura Jopp - Takadoshika Zumomono haha i love it
Hannah Rikatotokari
Steph - Arichikunori
Ruth-Shidochiri
Matt- Rinkachichi
Ashley- Kaariritakufu
Aradia- Kashikatekika
Kim- Mekirin
Jet- Zukuchi...I sound like a type of food...
Bella- Zukutataka...Ha ha ha! I sound funny!_
Angie-Katojiriku...It sounds like a mix of a guy and girl's name...
Jenna-Zukutotoka
Dzamira= Tezikarinkishika...sounds like a type of sushi or sumtin...
April- kanoshikita
Emily-Kurinkitafu
Sarah-Arikashikari
Steven-Arichikurukuto(me:that sounds awsome!!)
Lauren Smith-Takadoshikuto Aririnkichiri (me: Wow...ummm...lol)
Eden- Kutekuto
Olivia-Motakirukika
and StarWarsAddi is...Dun Dun Dun...: ArichikashiMeikashiariKateteki (Say THAT 5 times fast!! LOL
Jessi - Zukuariariki Meikuzuzukushi interesting...
Heather -Rikukachirikushi
Shadow-Rikukachirikushi Tafufuto
Kaila-Mekakikata Rinkashikiku Nokukashiarimotowicked!
Billy mcnamara=zukitatafu rinmotokarinkashika
madison-rinkatekiarimoto

Alexis- Katakunakiari

Amber: Karinzukushi

Angela: Katojikutaka

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