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Joined Jul '09

Call me Sarah and I enjoy reading, always.

Age: Lol. NOPE!

Bday: June 23

My Animes: Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host club, Bleach, Inuyasha, Lucky Star, Meloncholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Spice and Wolf (II), Shugo Chara, Rozen Maiden, Vampire Knight (VKG also), Yumeiro Patissiere (Professional), Black Cat, Death Note, Princess tutu, Kuroshitsuji, Gakuen Alice, Special A, Toradora!, Fairy Tail, Tiger and Bunny, Full Metal Alchemist (and Brotherhood), Magi: The Labyrinth/ kingdom of magic, Free! Iwatobi Swim Club, Durarara, Uta no Prince-sama and growing...

Never let one story be your only story

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world... where chickens can cross the road and not have their morals questioned.

Check out this cool thing I found on someones profile!


1)Seamus Finnigan is not after 'me lucky charms...

2)"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

3)I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmaster's office.

4)I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination Class.

5)I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

6)Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.

7)Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

8)First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy.

9)I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month".

10)I will not give Hagrid Pokemon card and convince him they're real animals.

11)I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches.

12)The giant squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

13)When death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark mark and yell "to the Bat mobile, Robin!".

14)When a class-mate falls asleep I shall not take advantage of that fact, and draw the Dark mark on their arm.

15)It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time snap takes house points from Gryffindor.

16)Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is completely coincidental.

17)I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he wears an orange anorak.

18)I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "Bookends".

19)I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dust-buster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

20)I will not scare the Arithmacy students with my Calculus book.

21)I will not hold my wand in the air before casting a spell shouting "I got the power!".

22) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the nights who say "Ni" have challenged him to a duel and have the students yell "Ni!" in various directions.(Highly inappropriate, albeit funny)

23) It is not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" every time I apparate.

24)I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

25)I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

26)"to conquer the Earth with flying Monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

27) i am not allowed to star Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes".

28)I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

29)The Whomping willow is not an Entwife.

30)"Draco Malfoy, take up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

31)I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

32)It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.

33)"Yall check this crap out!" is not an appropriate way to say I am about to conduct an experimental spell.

34)I will no say the phrase "dude get a life" to Voldemort.

35)Should i chance to see a death-eater in a white mask, I should not start singing anything from Phantom Of The Opera

36)Dumbledore does not have "nakie time"

37)I will not go up to the paintings in the Grand staircase and try to scare them with whiteout.

Most of these I got from the profile of xXMidnightWingsXx, but 37 was all my creation.

Repaste if you can; add your own funny rules as you go.

'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

- I read this and freakin cried for a while. Then I went downstairs, hugged my dad and told him I love him.

Repost this if it touches you in the soul.

I am the girl

that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her and knows the importance of the little things. 93% of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7% who would ask the person: "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile

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