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Joined Jul '09

You know when you're a WWF/WWE Fan if...

1) You KNOW what The Rock is COOKING!

2) You get an A on assignment and you announce that your having a live sex celebration in class next week.

3) You do the 'Flair Strut' while yelling "WOOOO!" at the same time.

4) You know how to do the Jeff Hardy entrance dance.

5) When you arrive in a place you've been to before and you pause and you proclaim "FINALLY, (YOUR NAME) HAS COME BACK TO (LOCATION)!"

6) When you introduce yourself to someone you repeat your last name 10 seconds later.

7) The sledge hammer is your new best friend.

8) When your friend asks for money you yell: "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONAYYY!"

9) On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be".

10) When you hear WWF these days, you have a sudden, uncontrollable hatred of pandas.

11) Or when you’re talking to your friend and she/he interrupts you, you yell (just like Vince McMahon): SHHUUTTTT UUUPPP!!

12) You turn off the lights because no one respects you.

13) You know that Edge is PG-13.

14) You've watched Doom, The Condemned, The Marine, Behind Enemy Line III: Columbia and 12 Rounds.

15) You know someone who deserves a 'Billion Dollar Slap' by Stephanie McMahon.

16) You're favorite quote is: "Are you ready?"

17) You know three ways to use a table, a ladder, and a chair.

18) When you see a rooster you think of Vince McMahon.

19) You lie, cheat, and steal.

20) You actually called/texted your friends, taken a photo, or a video when Chris Jericho returned in 2007.

21) You think JBL is a wrestling fraud.

22) You like to sing "Sexy Boy" at the top of your lungs whenever Shawn Michaels comes on the TV

23) You refer a can of beer as a can of Whoop Ass.

24) You know someone who deserves a Stone Cold Stunner.

25) You sing your favorite superstar's theme song at a live event.

26) When you go to a wedding, you hope that a WWE superstar crashes it.

27) You want to send a bill of your hearing to Vickie Guerrero due to her shrill screams.

28) When you hear the song 'Sexyback' you think of Chris Jericho.

29) You have the urge to park your car underneath Vickie Guerrero's granny panties.

30) You try to roll your eyes back like the Undertaker.

31) You have a sock named, Mr. Socko.

32) You're in love with a WWE Superstar

33) You're ALWAYS busy on Monday, Tuesday, and Friday nights.

34) When a countdown starts, you yell "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!" when it hits zero.

35) You tried to use Simon Dean's weight loss program.

36) You can name more wrestlers then family members.

37) You answer every question asked of you with "Cuz Stone Cold said so"

38) You know there are actually 9 wonders of the world, not 7.

39) When you were young, all the kids in your class couldn't wait to go home and watch Power Rangers...you couldn’t wait to get home & countdown the hours till wrestling.

40) You get sad when they announce where the next Wrestlemania is.

41) You can name all useless information about family, history, title reigns etc. about a wrestler like its the English Alphabet

42) You beat down your grandparents and call yourself a Legend Killer.

43) You chanted 'Yay' 'Boo' at a event.

44) You get depressed when your favorite superstar is injured.

45) You wondered why Chris Jericho stopped wearing pants.

46) You have a room dedicated to anything pertaining to wrestling(or the WWE) in your home.

If you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the ones that you identify with.

Stereotypes

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (This can range anywhere from 13-19. Pick your poison)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

You know your addicted to NCIS when...

1) You've yelled hysterically at anyone who bothers you on Tuesday nights, episode premier night

2) You've used two or more "Ziva-isms"

3) You've begun to use marine phrases

4) You repeat Rule 23 to anyone who touches your coffee

5) You are desperately searching for Caf-Pow!

6) You've accidentally tried to use your TV as an MTAC screen

7) You find yourself absentmindedly humming the theme song

8) You're up at four in the morning reading NCIS fanfics

9) You find yourself Gibbs Headslapping people (and yourself)

10) You've tried to watch the movies that Tony talks about.

11) Your dog goes missing and you say "Put out a BOLO."

12) You've never, ever, EVER broken rule 12.

13) You ALWAYS break rule 12. :)

14) You've threatened to kill someone with a paperclip

15) You were hysterically screaming "NO!" at the top of your lungs during ep "A Desperate Man" at the TV screen when Ray proposed to Ziva.

16) You use McNicknames on people

17) You've caught yourself daydreaming about running alongside Tony and Ziva, yelling "NCIS! Drop your weapon!!"

18) Your video game username is "Elf Lord"

19) You've tried making your hair like Ziva's (and, like me have failed drastically)

20) You copy and paste this into your profile.

I do not live in insanity. I simply enjoy it.

George Washington said "I cannot tell a lie", therefore beginning a long tradition of lying politicians.

I HEART NERDS!!!!

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink. copy and paste this in your profile

IF YOU BELIEVE IN GLOBAL WARMING AND/OR ARE A TREEHUGGER. copy and paste this in your profile

If you are obsessed with fan fiction. copy and paste this in your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't copy and paste this in your profile

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Snooki or The Simpsons said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF

If you're a chocoholic, shopaholic or talkaholic then copy and paste this!

If you love the rain, copy and past this onto your profile.

Things I am not allowed to do at NCIS:

1) I am not allowed to launch paper balls at Tony and say "I'm practicing sniping."

2) I will not yell "HINKY!" repeatedly during work hours.

3) I will not sneak up behind people, scare them, and then claim "I'm Gibbs!"

4) I will not threaten to kill people with a paperclip

5) Gloves are for evidence; not to be used as balloons.

6) I will stop saying "Get a room!" whenever Tony and Ziva are arguing.

7) I am not allowed to discuss my theory of how Gibbs is related to

8) I will not hide Bert behind McGee's desk and say "McGee, there's a bathroom RIGHT THERE."

9) I will not refer to Ducky as "Donald Duck"

10) I will not dress up as Gibbs for Halloween

11) I will not ask McGee how many wedgies a day, on average, would he get when he was a kid.

12) I will not call people "snitches."

13) -Or a certain word that rhymes.

14) I will not yell "PARIS!" repeatedly when Tony and Ziva are within two feet of each other.

15) I will not refer to Ziva as "Mossad Hunting Dog."

16) -Especially around Ziva

17) I will not bring a water gun to work and tell everyone it is real, then pretend to shoot them with it.

18) I am not allowed to date coworkers (yeah, sure. That's gonna last.)

19) I am not allowed to headslap random people because they are not following Gibbs Rules.

20) I am not allowed to tell Probies that the first test on the job is to let a blind-folded Gibbs shoot an apple off your head.

21) I am not allowed to ask Ziva how stupid she thought Ray's haircut was.

22) I am not allowed to prank call Gibbs, claiming I sell sniper guns.

23) I am not allowed to call Tony "My little hairy butt."

24) I am not allowed to call Ziva "Sweetcheeks"


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