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NOTE: If anybody's wondering about why I gave a good review on the Hetalia fanfiction "How to teach a dick manners", I'd like to defend myself in advance that right after I posted the review, the original story was HEAVILY edited and changed into something I did NOT like at all. I hope that no one has a bad impression of me due to this. I am sorry if this caused confusion/hate.

Women's Vocabulary

Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

Nothing - This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".

Go Ahead - (With Raised Eyebrows!) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

Go Ahead - (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

- This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

- Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".

Please Do - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "You're welcome".

Thanks A Lot - This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing"

(I GOT THAT FROM ANOTHER PROFILE!)

CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct)]

DO NOT CHEAT
OR IT WON'T WORK AND
YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN..T.

TAKE 3 MINUTES
*TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT!

This thing is so true..i was amazed when i was done..try it and don't CHEAT OR LOOK A HEAD...OR IT WON'T WORK..TRUST ME ON THIS..

THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID
HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE E-MAIL

NO CHEATING!!!!

THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.

DO NOT READ AHEAD! JUST DO IT!

IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES -- WORTH A TRY!

1.) GET PEN & PAPER

2.) WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3.) GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS!!! (Very "important" for correct results)

4.) SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON'T READ AHEAD
OTHERWISE...
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.

1.) ON A BLANK SHEET OF PAPER, WRITE NUMBERS 1 THROUGH 11 IN A COLUMN ON THE LEFT

2.) NEXT TO THE NUMBERS 1 & 2

WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT

3.) NEXT TO THE NUMBERS 3 & 7

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS

OF THE OPPOSITE SEX (Same sex if gay/lesbian)

CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT!!!

4.) WRITE ANYONES NAME (like friends, family, etc...)

NEXT TO 4, 5, & 6.

DON'T CHEAT OR YOU'LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID!!!

5.) WRITE DOWN FOUR SONG TITLES IN 8, 9, 10, & 11

6.) Finally,

MAKE A WISH*

ARE YOU READY?

!!!HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME!!!

1.) THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU is found in

SPACE 2

2.) THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE

3.) THE PERSON YOU LIKE BUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP CANNOT WORK IS

IN SPACE 7

4.) YOU CARE MOST ABOUT THE PERSON YOU PUT IN

SPACE 4

5.) THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO

KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

6.) THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR LUCKY STAR

7.) THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE

PERSON IN NUMBER 3

8.) THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7

9.) THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT

YOUR MIND

10.) 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE

11.) NUMBER 1 IS YOUR LUCKY NUMBER...Repost this:
WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS!

IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.

REPOST WITH
CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct)]

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