Yo How are you all doing. The name Is locolycan777. I have been reading these fics for years and finnaly started writing my own.
I'm a big anime fan and will write a fic if a friend asks. Please enjoy my fic and take it with a graine of salt. I am a newbe after all.
Okay people it has finally happened! I have officially watched to much history channel.
Though it is not entirely without it faults. Upon watching the all day ancient aliens marathon I have realized something few have before. The so called ancient aliens are in truth survivors of the last great dumbaning. Allow me to explain. If you take a modern tour group to a secluded place cut off from the modern world such as one of the fabled tribes of south America. They will see our tech as magic and believe them to be gods. Long ago I mean tens of thousands of years ago we were just as advanced as we are today. Maybe even more so. Hey two hundred years ago we thought nothing would reach the moon. Now it's covered in our footprints and junk. Just like today they had and used the very power we have today. To blast us all back to the stone age hence the term. But no great war can completely destroy it all. The few scraps that survived escaped a wasteland earth and waited it out. Maybe on mars maybe in a whole other solar system. What they left behind was lost to the elements and destroyed. Skip ahead thousands of years and thy come back to see if earth is habitable. They find use the poor bastards left behind and have a unique opportunity. Some tried to educate others milked the whole gods angle for resources. A few centuries pass and the factions repeat the same goddamn mistake that caused them to head into space. Thus they back the hell off an decide to observe and study. Maybe even help when possible or test us with hardships. Thus my belief is now the greys the gods the annunaki there all long lost branches of the human race. Changed from surviving the hardships of the past wars.
As THIS ancient astronaut theorist believes. I wonder if that show gets a buck every time they use that line. It would explain why they say it every other line. Thank you and good day.
Story ideas people may like to use. Feel free to use them.
Buso Ninja- When the fox is sealed into naruto kushina disowns her son. Unaware that the real vessal is none other then sasuke. When the truth is revealed to late. Naruto has become the very thing the nine tails was made to destroy. A homonculi with the power of the Kakugane. This is a Naruto Buso Renkin crossover. Both are very great shows that could go well together.
The ultimate revenge- Abandoned by his family. Naruto teams up with sasuke to reap revenge upon the village in the best way possible. For all the crimes they have done upon them. By leaving the village and living large. Taking anything of value that isn't nailed down. As well as exposing all there dirty laundry to the world. While they leave behind the ultimate weapon. A hokage level trained tora. With the destructive power of godzilla!
Rise of Mandalore- In the aftermath of the fox attack. Kushina tries to kill her son. Only for him to be saved by the last of an ancient race his grandfather. Trained for sixteen years he returns to fullfill his duty. By hunting down ninja as the bounty hunter Jango Fett. While dodgeing the leaf's attempts to capture and rucrute him. Mainly got the idea from the clone wars and a suger rush.
The search for Whirlpool- Madara has all but the nine tailed fox in his possesion. To stop his plans the leaf betray Naruto and kill him. Taking the fox to hell with him. As she morns the death of her teammate Sasuke arrives with dark news. Madara has stolen Naruto's body and plans to revive him and the fox. The only thing that can stop him is a jutsu made by the sage of six paths to forever destroy the tailed demons. The only way to find it is to bring together the lost five clans of the hidden whirlpool village.
MY ultimate challenges.
Naruto dragon knight.
The plot will be simple. A crossover between a classic anime Naruto either shippuden or the origenal is up to you. Along with a classic playstation game known as Legend of dragoon. The plot is simple too. A reincarnated Melbu frama in the body of Madara uchiha. The sole thing stopping him is the return of the legendary dragoons. You may use seven like in the game or any number you like.
But there are some key things that must be followed. Naruto must be a decendent of dart and his mother a wingly. He must have an original sririt fused with his body. Like an eye or something of tht sort. His mother must also at first hate him with a passion. Not because of the fox. But because his father was a human. Who fathered him while she had amnesia.Other then that you have free riegn over the fic. You can even creat new dragoon spirits. If you need any information wikipedia is a godsend. There are also many fantastic fanfics for the game on this sight. I have even favorited a couple of them.
A harry potter legend of dragoon crossover. Basicly Wizards are the watered down decendents of winglies and humans. While Harry is passed over for his sibling as the boy who lived. At a young age he is forced to flee the homeland of britain and comes into the power of the dragoon. Years later he returns to stop the rise of a new wingly force that has spent the ages prepairing to wipe humanity from the world.
17 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
17. Run through the meat department holding hamburger while yelling insanly "It's people the secret ingredient is People!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
Got it from 'xXKuroTenshi666Xx'
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
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FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
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FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
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