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64FML, This is awkward »
Hi! I'm Fable, and this is my FML story! Warning: Short, although some are hilariously funny...Twilight, T, English, Humor, chapters: 15, words: 3k+, favs: 7, follows: 9, updated: 8/15/2011 published: 12/4/2009
2FML Outtakes And Mistakes »
The things that happen when I make typos and elaborate on them! Must read FML story first or it might not make sense! Gimme some love :DTwilight, M, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 448, 8/15/2011, Bella
Only Fooling Myself
Songfic! A little vague. Suicidal mentions, depressing feeling, what happens when Edward dies? Only Fooling Myself-Kate VoegleTwilight, T, English, Angst & Hurt/Comfort, words: 323, favs: 1, 8/15/2011, Bella, Edward
33The Epically Awesome Adventures With The Cullens »
The Epically Awesome Adventures With The Cullens. Warning: Not responsible for damaging of mental health, extreme use of Dora The Explorer, Drugs, Mike Newton and Bubbles. -But not in that order- Co-written with Flurffee. Heh.Twilight, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 13, words: 18k+, favs: 5, follows: 3, updated: 6/4/2011 published: 2/2/2010
6Crackfic »
Formerly co-authored with Pixie/PrincessVolturii. Bella dominates, Jasper has SERIOUS issues with inanimate objects, Emmett is just a tad delusional, and Edward seems normal...but we all know the truth behind that ;Twilight, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 6, words: 9k+, favs: 5, follows: 5, updated: 7/11/2010 published: 10/19/2009
11Blood »
Continued! Summary: My parents bodies appeared...Their screams echoed in my ears…Their blood trickled down the wall…Twilight, T, English, Horror & Suspense, chapters: 10, words: 2k+, favs: 5, follows: 3, updated: 6/14/2010 published: 1/25/2010, Bella
10The world has been destroyed, Wait, I'm Bella Swan »
Why? Why did this have to happen to me? Why can't I just have a normal life, no Victoria, no Mike, what did I do to deserve this? This isn't punishment. This is torture...Twilight, M, English, Angst & Drama, chapters: 4, words: 2k+, favs: 9, follows: 8, updated: 2/20/2010 published: 11/22/2009, Bella, Victoria
11A Twist In Fate »
What happens if Edward found Bella in an alleyway before they were supposed to meet? And what if Edward snapped? What will happen to poor, helpless Bella now? Rated T/RewrittenTwilight, T, English, Mystery, chapters: 9, words: 9k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, updated: 2/19/2010 published: 2/1/2010, Bella, Edward
4Last Night Never Happened
What happens when Emmett wakes up after finding out vampires can get drunk and pass out? ONE-SHOT!Twilight, T, English, Humor, words: 140, favs: 1, 2/13/2010, Emmett, Mike
9 Bella's Dream
Bella's Dream. Worth reading ; Oneshot. Bella has a very crazy dream involving Edward, Jasper, Alice, Mike Newton, and alot of weirdness...Twilight, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 450, favs: 8, follows: 1, 1/25/2010, Bella
22Renesmee Goes To School »
Renesmee Goes To School...What could possibly go wrong?Twilight, T, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 3k+, favs: 10, follows: 6, updated: 1/16/2010 published: 10/18/2009, Renesmee C./Nessie
8Random Stories! »
Just random stories I had on Twilight Archives. Im writing more. Hehe. SHOW SOME LOVE AND REVIEW! One and 2 shots will be added here, too.Twilight, T, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 1, updated: 1/1/2010 published: 10/19/2009
8Bella's Blocked Nose
Bella wakes up one day with a snotty nose, how will Edward react? Will he listen to her when she says she's okay, or will he go to such lengths as to 'cure' her? One-Shot. SHOW SOME LOVE AND REVIEW!Twilight, K, English, Humor, words: 627, favs: 5, follows: 1, 11/30/2009, Bella, Edward
6 Emmett Gives Billy A Helping Hand
Emmett give Billy a helping hand, but how DOES Billy end up in Canada? I got the idea from jewelthebrat, it's on her profile. Disclaimer: Im not SM. I don't own twilight, I just like to manipulate her characters. One-Shot.Twilight, T, English, Humor, words: 420, favs: 2, 9/25/2009, Emmett, Billy