Hello. You're probably lost. I don't know why else you would be here looking at my profile. But while you're here you might as well have some fun. We can tell jokes if you want. What's brown and sticky?... What!... You don't know?... A stick! What's blue and smells like red paint?... Blue paint! What did Batman say to Robin before the got in the car?... "Get in the car!" Hahahahaha! I'm rolling around laughing right now.

Those jokes mostly explain the kind of person I am. I'm the one who laughs at those jokes. I don't really write stuff for myself. I have a few things saved on my computer but I don't think I'll ever post them. Instead I just make a nice collection of my favorite stories. So feel free to check out some of my favorties. They are all Harry Potter, so if you can't stand Harry Potter I wouldn't even bother going through them. But if you can't stand Harry Potter how in the world did you get to my profile? And how in the world are you alive? I super enjoy cannon stories, because I figure whoever wrote the book and a pretty good idea of what the characters are like. In fact, I really don't read any AU stories. I'm sure there are some good ones out there, but I just never feel the draw to read them.

Anyways, if you are reading this I am truely honored. And I hope that you have a super fantastic awesome day!