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Alyxandera Marie PM
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Joined Aug '09

ONE THING BEFORE YOU LOOK AT MY PAGE OR STORIES... I AM THE ULTIMATE BOO BOO STEWART FAN!!!!!!!!!

TEAM EDWARD OR TEAM JACOB?!?!?!?! SORRY, TEAM SETH BECAUSE I LOVE YOUNG, INNOCENT, SANDY COLORED WEREWOLVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My old user name was OJD- Obsessive Jasper Disorder

Heyy its CHARLIE!! Its not my real name, But my nickname Jaclyn made up for me...


Boyish/Girlish Survey (bolded he ones that applied to moi):

YOUR GUY SIDE:

~You love hoodies. (who doesn't? Oh yeah, the police. Well... :)
~You love jeans. (well they ARE the only pants ill wear besides sweats and leggings)
~Dogs are better than cats.

~It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Yeah duh...)
~You've played with/against boys on a team. (Dodge ball, soccer, football, basketball, and MANY others)
~Shopping is torture.
~Sad movies suck.
~You own/ed an X-Box.

~Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
~At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
~You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
~You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

~You watch sports on TV.
~Gory movies are cool.
~You go to your dad for advice.
~You own like a trillion baseball caps.
~You like going to high school football games.
~You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
~Baggy pants are cool to wear.
~It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
~Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (yeah!)
~You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
~Sports are fun

~Talk with food in your mouth.
~Sleep with your socks on at night.
(who doesn't?)

Score- 22. Now THAT'S sad.

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

~You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
~You love to shop.
~You wear eyeliner.
~You wear the color pink
~Go to your mom for advice.
~You consider cheerleading a sport
~You hate wearing the color black.
~You like hanging out at the mall.
~You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
~You like wearing jewelry.
~Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
~Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
~You don't like the movie Star Wars.
~You were in gymnastics/dance
~It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
~You smile a lot more than you should.
~You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

~You care about what you look like.

~You like wearing dresses when you can.

~You love the movies.

~Used to play with dolls as a little kid.

~Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
~Like being the star of every thing

Score- 1. That is pretty sad, coz Im a girl... X-(


1. i need to tell you a secret.(look at #5)
2. the answer is... (look at #11)
3. don't get mad. (look at #15)
4. calm down. (look at #13)
5. first. (look at #2)
6. don't be that mad. (look at #12)
7. i just wanted to say hi
8. what i wanted to tell you is... (look at 14)
9. be patient. (look at #4)
10. this is the last time okay. (look at #7)
11. i'm not crazy. (look at #6)
12. sorry. (look at #8)
13. don't be hype. (look at #10)
14. i don't know how to say this. (look at #3)
15. you must be ticked off now. (look at #9)


One of the most random convos EVER:

Me: Do cats speak Spanish?

Taylor: I Don't Know...

Me: How about Portuguese?

Taylor: I dont know...

Me: Australian?

Taylor: I DONT KNOW!!!

Me: How about...

Taylor: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!! I DONT KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Well you didnt have to shout...

Delaney: Remember the time I fed you pesticides from my tree?

Me: Nooo...

Delaney: Seriously???

Me: D-D, I dont remember...

Delaney: Well you will now...

Me: Huh?!?!?!

Delaney peels a piece of tree bark that's full of pesticides and shoves it into my mouth.

Me: Delaney?

Delaney: Alle?

Me: Tree dont taste good...

Shay: Sooo... How did your date with Mike go?

Me: Aunt Shay?

Shay: Yeah Alle?

Me: I'm not telling...

Shay: ALLE!!!!!!

Me: SHAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Shay: IF YOU DON'T TELL ME, ILL KILL YOU. LITERALLY...

Me: Please dont kill me...

Shay: Too Late

Me: Shay? Whats that supposed to mean?

Shay: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: SHAY?!?! SHAY!?!? SHAY!?!?!?! Oh I give up...

(I walk away)

(As defined by Urban Dictionary)

Charlson McBean: An inhuman looking creature that tends to stay in dark places and avoids all of humanity by locking itself in a room away from everyone. Does not cleanse itself very often because of its agoraphobia issues. Sometimes, an Charlie will talk in its own language which consists of intense muttering, snarling, and strange movements of the toungue and mouth. People rarely come upon such a scary creature.

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