Hi my naime is Dawn
I am I love with Dragon age I & II and the Mass Effect series
Naruto fan and proud
Favorite Anime/Manga
Bleach: action and characters are good. humor is exceptional.
Death Note: pure genius.
Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood: excellent plot, heart-moving, humorous.
Full Metal Panic!: absolutely hysterical. it has everything: humor, action, romance, high school, military, mecha, etc.
Naruto: exciting, different, fun, and emotional. a timeless classic.
Ouran High School Host Club: unique and hilarious. very romantic and cute.
Sailor Moon: humorous,romance,fun,different.
Ranma 1/2; funny, love/hate, action.
Inuyasha: adventure, comedy, drama, fantasy, romance.
Darker Than Black: adventure, drama, mystery, science fiction, supernatural.
Girl's High: comedy, slice of life
My Favorite Animal: wolf
My Least Favorite Animal: slugs
My Favorite Color: Blue
My Favorite Thing in the World:my friends and family
MyLeast Favorite Thing in the World: is my worst enemy
My Favorite Thing to Do: Hang out with friends
My Least Favorite Thing to Do: wakeing up and exams
My Greatest Achievement: become less shy!! & now i am 100 mad
My Favorite Person: My mother
My Least Favorite Person: not telling
My Favorite Time of Day: when i get out of school
My Least Favorite Time of Day: morning
My Favorite Famous Quote: "say hello to my little friend"
My Favorite Personal Quote: "that's my ninja way" XD
My Favorite Boy Name: Alex
My Favorite Girl Name: Lucy
My Favorite Element: water
My Favorite Environment: rocky mountains
My Favorite Weather:Rain
My Strongest Subject: History
My Favorite Month: December
My Most Recognizable Trait: The spot on my face
My Favorite Memory: spending time with my old best friends
My Least Favorite Memory: hurting a friend by accident
My Proudest Memory: Sticking up for my friends
The Memory My Friends Talk About: When i fell down a few stairs
My First Word: buttons(my cats name)
The Last English Word I Spoke: "now im a real girl" :p
How Many Best Friends I've Ever Had: 9
My Best Friend Now: Amy,Lauren ,Caity,Catherine,Kayleigh
My Role-Model: sis (i guess)
My Hero varric and oghren (from Dragon Age I & II)
My Heroine: The Warden, Hawke(from Dragon Age I&II) and Comander Shepard
The Person Who Must Hate Me the Most: enemy
The Person Who Must Love Me the Most: friends family
My Favorite Present: My computer
How Many Innocent Secrets Do I Have: 1
Not So Innocent Secrets: :) 2
How Many Times Have I Fallen in Love: 1
My Biggest Fear: That my friends will hate me
Something I Probably Should Be Afraid But Am Not: Getting in a fight with someone
How Many Different Friends Have I Hung Out With in the Past Year: LOTS!
Am I a Slacker: YES! :)
Am I a Hypocrite: it depends XD
Have I Ever Wished On a Shooting Star: You betcha
How Many of My Dreams Have Come True:WAIT!...THIS ISN'T A DREAM ???
Have I Ever Run Over an Animal: no
The Most Exotic Thing I've Eaten: duck
How Many Different Countries Have I been to: 1. spain
Can I Cook: LOTS
Who Would I Most Likely Walk to the Ends of the Earth For: Any of my best friends
My Loudest Family Member: my sis she talks , like, non stop
My Quietest Family Member: Probably me. It's hard to say, we're not a very quiet family XD
My Most Eccentric Family Member: Not sure
My Happiest Family Member: My mum
My Polar Opposite Family Member: Not quite certain
My Most Annoying Family Member: ... ME!!
My Oldest Family Member: My nan
im the girl with her middle finger in the air because for the first time i DON'T care
sometimes people put walls up not because to keep people out...but to see who cares enough to tear them down
Look I don't have a short attention span i just...Oh Look Kitty!
Look I don't have a short attention span i just...Oh Look My Sanity Going By!
Don't fall for anyone unless they're willing to catch you...
She's my bestfriend break her heart and I'll break you face
I'm the girl who can watch tons of scary movies and not get scared but scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops up
Sometimes you just have to smile, pretend everythings okay, hold back the tears and walk away
Good luck finding bestfriends I've already got the good ones!
Best friends don't let you do stupid things...alone
A friend would lend their umbrella in the rain but a best friend would take yours and say "RUN BITCH RUN!"
I love my Crazy-Goofy-Stupid-Gorgeous-Weird-Lame-Socially Challenged FRIENDS
Love your enemies it pisses them off!
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm GAY, so I MUST NOT be accepted by society
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a good liar
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I WATCH ANIME, so I MUST be a loser
I LOVE YAOI, so I MUST be a retard
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (sometimes I don't mind talking...)
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I LOVE NARUTO, so i MUST be a nerd/geek
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I stare at FIT BOYS that are way to old for me, so i MUST be a slut ( i am not! i just like to stare at cute boys is all!!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try (only a few but still...)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
Im ENGLISH, so i MUST be posh
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I come from ESSEX, so i must carry a knife (but i dont!!)
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature (die fuckin hannah montana!! DIE!!)XD
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet ( but in my head im saying: FUCK I HATE TEACHERS!!)
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.
I FOUND THIS LIST AND COPIED IT INTO MY PROFILE IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP STOP SOCIAL LABELS, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE.
Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!
If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you believe Naruto and Hinata belong together copy and paste this to your profile!
If you believe Neji and Tenten belong together copy and paste this to your profile!
If you hate Karin copy and paste this to your profile!
If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile
If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.
If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile
If you love Naruto's couples, whatever they may be, as much as the show itself, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, SakuraUchiha14, Sasusaku4eva, Uchihablossom0626,Dawnoftheakatsuki
If your family and friends get REALLY ticked off with your constant talking about Naruto, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, SakuraUchiha14, Sasusaku4eva,Uchihablossom0626,Dawnoftheakatsuki
fav naruto pairings !!
1. sasuke x sakura (but i hate sasuke for leaving)
2. neji x tenten
3. shikamaru x temari (i hate shikaino)
4. hinata x naruto
5. gaara x sakura
6. kiba x hinata
7. deidara x sakura
8. sai x ino
9. sasori x deidara (don't judge me)
10. itachi x sakura
11.naruto x sasuke (just for the kicks XD)
Sakura:Do I ever cross ur mind?
Sasuke: No.
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really.
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No.
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No.
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No.
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No.
Sakura: Choose--me or ur life
Sasuke: My life...
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."
AYS TO FIND OUT IF YOUR OBSESSED WITH BLEACH
If you:
- Every time you write with a pen shout 'WRITE UPON THIS GOLDEN PAPER, SHAININGU-ORI!'
- When you meet somone new the first thing you ask is what squad they are from
- At the begining of a race shout 'SHUNPO!'
- Stay up and watch a black cat all night to check if it's Yourichi
- Find a cave and train there to try and acheive bankai
- When your boy friend rings you up on the phone shout 'HOLLOW!'
- Memoreise all the kido spells in order
- When there is a thunder storm, run out side and shout 'Way of destruction number 33: Blue fire crash down!'
- Call your little brother lil' shiro (I do anyway)
- Give each of your friends a squad and make them memorise it
- Drink sake until you pass out
- When your worst enemy passes you by, shout 'AIZEN!' and kick them
- Put 'Bureu of research and developement' as your screen saver on your computer
- Buy all three bleach games, and complete all three in 1 night
- Draw Kon's paw print on both hands in permadent marker
- Put all your school books in a thin white satchel that looks like the one Hanataro wears
- Be able to list every squads Captain, Vice captain, 3rd seat, 4th seat, 5th seat, 6th seat and 7th seat
- Spray the Gotei 13 symbol on the back of your school uniform
- Call your teachers -Taicho and your head teacher -Sousuitaicho
- Write your location as 'The human world' and your job as 'Shinigami' everytime you get asked either question
- Spray you hair white when ever you have a cough (Awsome Ukitake moments!)
- Buy a shining pink swimming suit and wear it to the beach
- Buy a chappy and take it everywhere with you
- When your trying to explain somthing use little bunny pictures on a scetch pad
- Put the bleach theme tune as your ringtone
- Put permanent black tatoos on your head and chest
- Pile your desk with paperwork
- Cut the sleaves off your favourite t-shirt because you know they'll get ripped off when you use Shunko
- Wake up and shout 'MATSUMOTO!!'
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of stamps and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting " , I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things.
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get ticked off because they show some ove for every other couple besides your couple, post this in your profile.
If you get ticked off because they show some love between your most favorited and hated character, post this in your profile.
If you think animal cruelty is wrong-discusting-inhumane-JUST NOT RIGHT!! THEN POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!
REMEM
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions (or typing out a stupid fanfiction bio) copy this into your profile.
If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.
If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are time when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
Oh nooo... the type errors are creeping in... hides in the corner... if this is true for you, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block stinks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile
Too many peope have smoked . If you haven't, write this to your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews-copy this into your profile
If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you are crazy and pround of it : copy and paste this onto your profile.
RENEMBER WHEN
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was cOotiEs?
'mOm' was your hero
and 'DaD' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your WORST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when WAR was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
Advantages Of Being A Woman: Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never ed after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're .
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE .
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite without having to picture them .
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
1. Try to develop powers, then use 'em.
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Conceive a brand new language
8. Plot revenge against someone.
9. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
10. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
12.Change seats every three minutes.
13.Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it."
14.Give yourself a new identity.
15. Just random stare at a friend, if they ask what you are doing say that you are giving them
energy
16. If you are walking with a group of friends randomly walk into a pole, laugh about it then do it
again
17. If your friend is talking to you randomly look over their head and say "HOLY CRAP SPIDER!"
18. If your friend whacks you for doing something stupid, then whack them back and say "It was
the Banana not me!"
19. In class start snoring without being asleep, then if the teacher asks you to stop then point to
the classmate that is sleeping and say, "It was that guy"
20. Before a test when the teacher asks if there are any more questions ask, "Am I your favorite
student?"
21. During lunch say to your friend, "Excuse me I have to make a call." Then grab your banana
hold it like a phone then start talking to it.
22. when the teacher is out of the room start singing very loudly any random song that comes to
your brain.
23. Act like a famous cartoon character all day
24. start dancing like Michael Jackson in the hallway
25. Act like a Diva, please include the demands of a latte.
26. Sing Hannah Montana songs very loudly in the lunchroom.
27. Randomly laugh evily throughout the day.
28. Be like Barney and say to every person you spot, "I love you."
29. Act like your playing DDR, Gaara of the funk style!
30.Walk backwards and when you bump into someone yell, “Watch where you’re going! Geez!”
31. Choose a ‘unique’ teacher and impersonate him/her the whole day.
32. Say everything really loudly.
33.Stick ‘Kick Me’ signs signed by yourself all over your back
into walls and apologize to them.
35.Every time you see one of your friends, shout, “Hello!” really loudly from across the room
36. When the teacher walks out of the room, walk to the board and start ‘teaching’ the class.
37. Hug your friends randomly and say, “I’m going to miss you sooooo much!” and start bawling loudly.
38.Hand out detention slips to people you dislike while wearing a band labeled “Detention Monitor” (you know, like hall monitor bands?)
39.Tell your teacher that your imaginary friend Bob ate your homework.
40.If there is an empty seat next to you, start whispering and passing notes. When someone asks you what you are doing, tell them that it was Bob’s fault.
41.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person next to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”
into the halls
43.repeat
44.repeat
45.Yell at yourself, “The halls are not a race track!” Then walk away and pretend nothing happened.
46. Act like you’re scared of everything.
47.Bring a straitjacket to school and say, “See? My mommy uses this when she forgets to give me medications!"
49.Say the word ‘like’ in between like every like word like you like say
50.Draw a stick figure and ask your art teacher, “Isn’t it beyootiful?”
51.Make up a word and ask your CA teacher what it means
52.Give a present to your locker and start singing “Happy Birthday” to it.
53.Apologize for every little thing you do.
54.Look up words that also mean ‘here’ and say them when your teachers call your name for attendance.
55.If you know a foreign language that nobody else knows (This is important!) teach the obnoxious jerks in your school ‘curse words’ (well, tell them that) Instead, teach them phrases such as ‘I love you’ and ‘Will you marry me?’ (Unless the only other people who know the language are your friends and won’t tell them, don’t try this)
them say those things to each other and laugh hysterically.
57.Pretend you’re in a secret organization and sneak around to your classes.
58. Look up five difficult words in the dictionary and use them as much as you can all day.
59.Whenever someone of the opposite gender (that you particularly do not like) touches you, scream, “ !” and run away bawling.
60.Randomly shout, “Are we there yet?”
1) open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out, "Group hug," then enforce it.
The Bleach Alphabet by Hitsu4hinaeva
A is for all of the hollow's Asses that got kicked in the making of this show
B is for Bleach
C is for the 13 squad’s Captains
D is for Aizen the Dickhead
E is for Emo which is what Kira is
F is for “Fuck” the words that were in everyone’s head when Aizen betrayed them
G is for Gigai
H is for Hueco Mundo
I is for Ichigo
J is for Jushiro who gets sick a lot
K is for Kicking some espada ass
L is for all the Lazy non-seated squad members that don’t even bother to appear in many
episodes and all they do is shout and die
M is for the more Men there are in Bleach
N is for Nel Tu
O is for Omaeda
P is for Pervert which is what Urahara and Shunsui are
Q is for all the Questions Hinamori has
R is for the human Realm
S is for the Seretei
T is for ‘Ting the sound you hear when swords hit together
U is for Uverworld the 2nd bleach opening theme song
V is for violence
W is for “Why?” the question asked so many times in Bleach
X is for Xtra shimigami cups at the end of each episode
Y is for Yamamoto the soutaichou and the man that makes a lot of mistakes in Bleach
Z is for Zanpaktou
made by Hitsu4hinaeva
A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend
B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka
C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day
D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen
E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot
F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender
G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt
H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins
I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be
J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai
K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins
L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand
M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type
N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back
O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business
P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff
Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori
R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color
S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear
T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club
U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny
V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot
W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother
X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had
Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins
Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join
Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Time is a great teacher; to bad it kills all its pupils.
The average would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
What are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse”.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Hard work never killed anyone but why take a chance.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling.
You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson here is “never try”.
If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?
Never go to a doctor’s office where the plants have died.
Everybody is entitled to their own opinion, it’s just that yours is stupid.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
“Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit down. Can’t face me? Then turn your ugly face around!”
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
"Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon"
. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.
If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.
Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.
The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.
The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.
When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.
She asked if they would ask the man one
question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.
When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost TT_TT
FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: It's gonna hurt when I hit you upside the head
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu,"as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.