age: 16

gender:female

friends: Too many c:

USA,Washington

And one more thing...I am lesbian. :)

and lonely! :(

top 16 things to do in wal-mart:

1.Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other

people's carts when they aren't looking.

2.Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute

Intervals.

3.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the

women's restroom.

4.Walk up to an employee and tell her in an official voice,

'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'.

5.Go to the Customer Service counter and try to put a

Bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell the

Children shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows and

Blankets from the bedding department.

8.When a clerk asked if they can help you begin to cry

And screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9.Look right into the security camera and use it as a

Mirror while picking your nose.

10.While handling guns in the hunting department,

Ask the clerk where the antidepressants are.

11.Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly

Humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

the auto department, practice your

'Madonna-look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13.Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed

Through, yell 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14.When an announcement came over the loud speaker,

Assume a fetal position and scream 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

15.Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait

Awhile, then yell very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here"

around,grab miscelanious things and put them in random areas around the store!