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10k+ Hit By Destiny » by ocdmess
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight, M, English, Angst & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 59, words: 463k+, favs: 13k+, follows: 7k+, updated: 10/24 published: 10/24/2009, Bella, Edward
4k+ The Cellar by iambeagle
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 630, favs: 3k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 12/12/2023 published: 11/12/2011, Bella, Edward
3k+ Head over Feet by iambeagle
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 12/12/2023 published: 2/12/2012, Bella, Edward
6k+ Shadowboxer » by nobloodnofoul
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 22, words: 465, favs: 9k+, follows: 4k+, updated: 7/25/2023 published: 3/6/2009, Bella, Edward
5k+The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep » by bananapancakes7
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight, M, English, Angst & Romance, chapters: 40, words: 302k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 7/6/2023 published: 4/15/2009, Bella, Edward
9k+ Take the Ice » by bellamarie117
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight, M, English, Romance, chapters: 33, words: 476k+, favs: 10k+, follows: 4k+, updated: 6/11/2021 published: 2/24/2010, Bella, Edward
10k+Torn » by Dooba
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight, M, English, Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 94, words: 663k+, favs: 8k+, follows: 8k+, updated: 3/28/2021 published: 9/27/2010, Bella, Edward
9k+ Love in My Box » by cosmoandmarvar
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Spring Break in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 33, words: 156k+, favs: 6k+, follows: 4k+, updated: 3/26/2020 published: 2/28/2010, Bella, Edward
10k+ The Plan - OUTTAKES » by QuantumFizzx
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, favs: 6k+, follows: 4k+, updated: 12/20/2019 published: 12/12/2010, Bella, Edward
5k+ Theories of Bellativity » by kikki7
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 34, words: 130k+, favs: 6k+, follows: 6k+, updated: 8/11/2019 published: 4/23/2011, Bella, Edward
10k+ Wisp » by Cris
Edward wins more than he bargained for at what was supposed to be a friendly poker game. AH. Ysar made me my banner!
Twilight, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Drama, chapters: 63, words: 325k+, favs: 6k+, follows: 6k+, updated: 6/16/2019 published: 4/22/2012, Bella, Edward
5k+Edroar the Angry Lion » by Tropical Sorbet
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 20, words: 153k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 6k+, updated: 1/1/2019 published: 6/9/2010, Bella, Edward
5k+ There is a Light » by belladonnacullen
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 23, words: 142k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 12/19/2018 published: 5/23/2011, Bella, Edward
9k+The Blizzard » by sheviking
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 28, words: 168k+, favs: 8k+, follows: 8k+, updated: 3/13/2018 published: 3/23/2010, Bella, Edward
347 The Legend of Green Eyes » by randorockgal
College student Bella Swan gets in over her head when friends insist on chasing old Civil War ghost stories, specifically The Legend of Green Eyes. This is my first fic. Canon pairings, in character, & not necessarily AH, but somewhat. Sort of complete. Epilogue is coming. I say this as of 12/16.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Supernatural, chapters: 20, words: 65k+, favs: 458, follows: 391, updated: 9/23/2017 published: 10/11/2009, Bella, Edward
10k+A May to December Romance » by Positively 4th Street
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward. **Chapters 1-18 are being edited and are subject to small changes.**
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 25, words: 195k+, favs: 10k+, follows: 12k+, updated: 3/19/2017 published: 1/7/2011, Bella, Edward
10k+High Anxiety » by EdwardsBloodType
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight, M, English, Angst & Romance, chapters: 14, words: 111k+, favs: 12k+, follows: 8k+, updated: 7/1/2016 published: 7/16/2009, Bella, Edward
4k+The Art of Getting Fluffed » by ChocolateSparrow
Like every professional, Edward Cullen needs the right tools for the job. But what happens when they just don't work anymore? Cue Bella Swan, an expert at being in the wrong place at the wrong time. The adventures of Bunny and Fluff. Short funny chapters rated M for a reason.
Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 37, words: 71k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 2/5/2016 published: 3/17/2013, Edward, Bella
6k+ Work of Art by abstract way
Brilliant artist Edward is celebrated in the art world, but are trappings of fame also destroying him? In the lust filled world of art-whores & predators, feisty Bella knocks him off his pedestal. Will he realize that she alone has the power to heal him? ...Note: The primary story of Work of Art was pulled and published.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 4k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 12/30/2015 published: 4/9/2010, Bella, Edward
811Breaking Edward » by browniechadowes
AH. ExB. A jaded OCD Edward meets clumsy, disordered Bella. Will she be able to push him against his psychological boundaries? Rated M for future lemons and language.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 30, words: 80k+, favs: 573, follows: 691, updated: 12/11/2015 published: 4/24/2009, Bella, Edward