A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer- Post this on your profile!

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidaly inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games,

Catching Fire, and Mockingjay too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
Pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

The voices in my head say you have mental problem

I will not obey the voices in my head

I do not suffer insanity...I enjoy every minute of it

I hate nothing...just dislike with a passion of a thousand suns

If life hands you limes...make a martini

You’re just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you

Sarcasm in your body’s natural defence against stupidity

I’m nobody...nobody’s perfect...so I’m BETTER THEN YOUUUUU

Stupidity killed the cat curiosity was blamed

I’m not random I just have many thoughts

I hear voices and they don’t like you

Mirrors don’t talk...and luckily for you they don’t laugh

Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity

Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

You laugh because I’m different. I laugh because you’re an idiot

Damn straight I’m good in bed...I can sleep for days

It wasn’t me

Better to sleep on what you intend to do...then to stay awake over what you’ve done.

Try? There is no try. Do or do not.

Smile. It confuses people

Why be difficult when with just a little bit of effort you can be impossible

With a face like yours, who’d want to be human?

Speaking is not communication

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up

Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

It's the little voices that tell me to go SHOPPING!

Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception

How Many Roads Must a Man Walk down before He Admits He’s lost?

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain

Work interests me; I could just sit and watch it all day long

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell

Borrow money from pessimists... they don't expect it back

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some of them just don't have film!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit

The trouble with life is there's no background music

Remember, today is the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday

Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark

When I was born, I was so surprised; I didn't talk for a year and a half

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty

Man has will, but woman has her way

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window

Start every day with a smile and get it over with

The road to success is always under construction

Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture

Death is more universal than life; everyone dies, but not everyone lives

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more

I never cease to be dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe

The road to success is lined with many tempting parking spaces

In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this

We are not retreating. We are advancing in another direction

There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman

It's mind over matter. If i don't mind you, then you don't matter

When everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

Death is hereditary

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side, and the right side

When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. YAY!!

Big girls don't cry- we get even

I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces of me and sticks to YOU!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

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People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid 7 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I still be standing here? I don't think so.

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda.

Good friends will help you move, BEST FRIENDS will help you move a dead body

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "seven days..."

"Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry"

Just because your paranoid desn't mean they arnt out to get you!!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.