57 Drunk Sex They've been inseparable, joined at the hip, two-peas-in-a-pod best friends for years and nothing will ever change that... except liquor. Lots and lots of liquor.
Twilight, M, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 158, follows: 58, 10/15/2011, Bella, Jasper
34The Tent Scene SMeyer Didn't Want You to See I seriously can't think of a summary for this. It's bad. An entry for the Pineapple Awards. Read at your own risk.
Twilight, M, English, Poetry & Western, words: 878, favs: 10, follows: 6, 3/31/2011, Bella
1k+Bella's Dirty Notebook » Bella keeps a notebook full of her dirtiest fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 10, words: 26k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/30/2011 published: 4/15/2010, Bella, Jasper
1k+Dodgeball! » Bella & Jasper are enemies who are constantly pranking and insulting each other, determined to have the last laugh. With the championship looming and sexual tensions building, who will be the first to crumble?
Twilight, M, English, Humor, chapters: 21, words: 50k+, favs: 678, follows: 692, updated: 3/15/2011 published: 2/14/2010, Bella, Jasper
16 Bases Are Loaded My contribution to the Iron Pen Challenge. Only it isn't a contribution because I turned it in too late. D'oh!
Twilight, T, English, Humor, words: 889, favs: 19, follows: 5, 3/6/2011, Jasper, Edward
140I Suck At Summaries » Because making fun of 12-year-olds is fun... Rated M for LEMMENS & MANSLASH! Dont like dont read! No flames!
Twilight, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 26, follows: 22, updated: 2/25/2011 published: 2/23/2010, Bella, Edward
48Unconditional After escaping from an abusive relationship, Edward has difficulty accepting Jasper's unconditional love.
Twilight, M, English, Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 82, follows: 39, 1/17/2011, Jasper, Edward
116 I'll Be Seeing You » Jasper is an a-hole. Edward wants to do him. A series of drabbles for mw138.
Twilight, M, English, Humor, chapters: 9, words: 2k+, favs: 50, follows: 27, 1/13/2011, Jasper, Edward
61 The Hot Doc Yes, this is E/B! Bella accompanies Rose to a doctor's appointment and can't control her naughty thoughts when she sees the hot doctor. A drabbly o/s for coachlady1's birthday.
Twilight, M, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 129, follows: 46, 1/12/2011, Bella, Edward
40 Too Much Edward wakes up to a world he could have never imagined and has difficulty coping with his new reality... sometimes it's just too much. A collab between Kitty Cullen-03 & tiffaninichole for the TIBTO Contest.
Twilight, M, English, Hurt/Comfort, words: 6k+, favs: 34, follows: 25, 1/7/2011, Jasper, Edward
78 Carpe Diem Winner of the Pretty Porn Contest! Bella's daily encounters with a guy at the café never fail to leave her hot & bothered. When he offers her a startling proposition, will she be able to refuse? Probably not. Rated M for slashy threesoMe.
Twilight, M, English, words: 4k+, favs: 297, follows: 76, 11/1/2010, Bella
69 The Virginity Pact Winner of the Loving Bellsper Contest! A promise is kept, a façade is cracked and baby seals are saved. A romantic love story... kind of.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 7k+, favs: 170, follows: 46, 10/29/2010, Bella, Jasper
65 Teach Me How To Dougie Won second place in the Teach Me the Nasty Contest! Boring, nerdy Bella agrees to enter a dance contest with friends. The problem: She can't dance. At all.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 147, follows: 31, 9/12/2010, Bella, Jasper
76Random Awesomeness » Because every collection of drabbles needs a catchy name...
Twilight, M, English, Romance, chapters: 10, words: 9k+, favs: 21, follows: 20, updated: 9/4/2010 published: 8/16/2010
45 Him A string of violent kidnappings leaves the sorority houses of UT shaken. Will the new safety precautions embraced by the Beta Delta Nu house be enough to keep Bella safe from harm?
Twilight, M, English, Drama & Horror, words: 3k+, favs: 82, follows: 28, 9/3/2010, Bella, Jasper
135 OPERATION: Breakup Finalist in the Slash/Backslash 2 Contest! It's easy to say that Jasper & Edward hate each other because it's an absolute truth. Despite their mutual disdain, they agree to combine forces for one purpose: to break up their best friends. Will they succeed?
Twilight, M, English, Humor, words: 6k+, favs: 150, follows: 36, 8/11/2010, Jasper, Edward
110Just My Luck » Alice is an international pop sensation, living out of a suitcase. Jasper is a bookworm, living with his best friends in the small town of Forks. Fate decides to intervene and bring the two together-they're about to meet in the oddest of ways. ON HIATUS.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 7, words: 16k+, favs: 40, follows: 66, updated: 6/1/2010 published: 3/23/2010, Alice, Jasper
170 This Summer Won 2nd place in the Alt. Shipper Contest! As a spoiled heiress, Bella is a handful. Her parents, growing sick of her unappreciative attitude, decide to teach their daughter a lesson by sending her away for the summer to work on a little farm in Texas...
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Angst, words: 10k+, favs: 338, follows: 68, 5/22/2010, Bella, Jasper
375 Blind Dates » Bella's a homebody who wants to be left alone. Her friends set out to change that by convincing her into going on a blind date every Saturday, until she finds true love. She's about to find out just how shallow the dating pool really is...
Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 18, words: 45k+, favs: 293, follows: 117, updated: 4/25/2010 published: 1/28/2010, Bella, Edward
67 Three's Company Won second place in the Public Lovin' Contest! Alice and Bella are a couple who know how to have a good time. One night while out on the town, Jasper catches their eyes & libidos. They decide to give him a night he'll never forget...
Twilight, M, English, Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 171, follows: 42, 4/1/2010, Bella, Alice
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