Hello! My name is Krystal. Here's a little about me:
Age: 22
Location: Queensand, Australia
Hair colour: green and blue
Hobby: Sleeping and reading. Oh and eating.
Colour: Green
Favourite Anime: Naruto, Vampire Knight, Gundam Seed/Destiny, Bleach, Gundam 00, D-Gray Man, Fairy Tail, Full Metal Panic, Death Note, Code Geass, Parasyte
Favourite Manga: Naruto Shippuden, Bleach, Black Cat, Love*Com, Negima, Fairy Tail,
Favourite T.v shows: Dexter, Spartacus, Game of Thrones, Supernatural, Awkward, so many others. Gosh.
Favourite Movie: Pearl Harbor, Batman trilogy, most DC and Marvel movies.
Pairings: Naruto!
SakuraxDeidara
SakuraxItachi
SakuraxHidan
SakuraxKisame :3 how cute.
SakuraxSasori
SakuraxGaara
SakuraxAkatsuki :L ...
NejixTenten
SakuraxKiba
ShikamaruxTemari
SaixSakura
KakashixSakura
NarutoxSakura
SakuraxPein
KononxPein
KarinxDEAD! -evil laugh-
Gundam Seed/Destiny!
StellarxShinn
StellarxAuel
I love Nicol but he shouldnt be with anyone on there, hes way to pure
AthrunxCagalli
MaruxMu
Code Geass!
LelouchxKallen
LelouchxC2
SuzakuxEuphie (I guess...)
Bleach!
RenjixRukia definitly! :3 they are so cute
IchigoxRukia its ment to be!
IchimaruxMatsumoto i love Ichimaru
UraharaxYoruichi :)
UlquiorraxOrihime how cute :3
GrimmjowxWHOEVER HE WANTS 'CAUSE HES A SEXBEAST! hahahah
Thats about it for the main ones i guess lol :P
BTW READ MY SISTER'S STORY IF YOU LOVE THE PAIRING SASUSAKU... ITS CALLED MIST OF ENLIGHTENMENT AND HER PROFILE IS xXBrittyBabeXx
NARUTO YO'MOMMA JOKES:
Yo'momma so fat even Naruto doesn't believe it!
Yo'momma so fat even the Byakugan can't see through her
Yo'momma so ugly she turned Orochimaru gay
Yo'momma so ugly when she walked by Hinata, Hinata yelled out "Dddddaaaaayyyyyuuuuummmm"
Yo'momma so fat she makes Choji look skinny
Yo'momma so ugly she makes the Shukaku look cute
Yo'momma so dumb she makes Naruto look like a genius
Yo'momma so ugly she makes Karin look pretty
Yo'momma so ugly anbu thought she was in the second curse mark and kicked her ass
Yo'momma is so stupid she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates
Yo'momma so old Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot
Yo'momma so ugly she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again
Yo'momma so ugly when she stopped by Kakashi he used his sharingan to see if someone put a genjutsu on him
Yo'momma so ugly she scared the little kids in her village more than Gaara
Yo'momma so ugly that she even scared Gaara
Yo'momma so ugly she's the reason why Itachi went blind
Yo'momma so ugly she's the reason why chidori and rasangan was made
Some crap that would never happen on Naruto:
Naruto will stop saying believe it
Hinata will stop blushing so much around Naruto.
Ino will stop being a bitch.
Tsunade will admit her boobs are fake.
Kakashi will tell everyone about his life.
Orochimaru will stop being gay.
Kabuto will stop being his bitch/whore.
Karin and Sasuke will get together.
Karin will stop being a bitch.
Suigetsu will give up water forever.
Itachi will leave the Akatsuki and he and Sasuke will be friends again.
Kisame will admit he's a homosexual.
Minato Namikaze will come back to life and everything will be okay.
Deidara will admit he's really a woman.
Sasori and Sakura will get together.
Gaara will have kids.
Orochimaru will come out and admit he is really Michael Jackson.
Tobi is in his right state of mind.
Sasuke will stop being such an asshole.
Asuma will stop smoking.
Tsunade will give up gambling.
Naruto Birthdays
January
01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime
February
08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto
March
08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage
April
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza
May
01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Homura (thats my birthday!)
15 - Kankurou
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu
June
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu
July
03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke
August
02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou
September
01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
15 - Obito
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino
October
10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru
November
02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
30 - Misumi
December
01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru
AkatsukiIcons!
Itachi -/ \-
Deidara o\/
Zetsu \o.o/
Tobi @
Sasori -.-
Kisame =o_o=
Hidan o.o
Kakuzu .
Konan @o.o
Pein o:o
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Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!
· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a Chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. done! just sayinn'
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sannin.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet. AYES! WIN!
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.
uh...that's it! (Man I'm addicted)
You KNOW you're obsessed with Naruto when...
1. You make a leaf village forehead protector.
2. You actually take the time to learn the jutsu hand motions.
3. Every time you put your glasses on, you whisper, 'Sharingan!'.
4. You dye your hair pink to get the 'Naturally Sakura' look.
5. You want people to refer to you as 'The 6th Hokage'.
6. You keep butter knives in your pocket and call them kunais.
7. You drew the Uchiha clan symbol on the back of your new jean jacket.
8. You name your dog Akamaru.
9. You throw sand at people and etch the symbol for 'Love' in Japanese on the side of your forehead.
10. You ask the chicken you ate last night to lend you some chakra.
11. You let a rabid snake bite you, hoping to get the seal.