MY SECOND PROFILE PAGE AS I CAN NO LONGER FAVOURITE AND ADD MORE FICS
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Pick the month you were born on...
1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged
Pick the day (number) you were born on...
01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend/girlfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - paris hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex
31 -my lover
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...
White - because I'm sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because I'm good in bed
brown- because I like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Other - because I'm retarded
Green - because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because I still love him
Red - because the gummy bears made me
Blue - because I like shoelaces
Tye dye - because I'm a fucking scuba diver
Graphic - because I am crazy like that
None - because I have a killer six pack
I NEEDED A (FEMALE) ROCKSTAR BECAUSE I LOVE WEED LOL
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle
Dear bullies,
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.
Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs.Figured that this might apply to a lot of people so I just decided to copy and paste this. Agree or disagree I don't really care, but I find a lot of truth in this.
I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry
That I cared
I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
FAVOURITE NARUTO AND FAIRYTAIL CROSSOVER
Dragon of the west by sniper artist http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6078988/1/Dragon_of_the_West
fairy tail: dragon chronicles by silvdra-zero http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6107585/1/Fairy_Tail_Dragon_chronicles
Dawn of thunder by neonzangetsu http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6413096/1/Dawn_of_Thunder
ignis deus by Deexil http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6333512/1/Ignis_Deus
Naruto Uzumaki: Fairy Tail's God Slayer by JoshNaruto http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6927973/1/Naruto_Uzumaki_Fairy_Tails_God_Slayer
Kitsune of fairy tail by Advent of shadows http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7288188/1/Kitsune_of_Fairy_Tail
Fairy's light by advent of shadows http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7327056/1/Fairys_Light
the tale of the utterly gutsy shinobi http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6362371/1/The_Tale_of_the_Utterly_Gutsy_Shinobi
What Ninja Rank Are You (Naruto)
Your Result: Hokage
You are the most powerful ninja of the village, the village champion. As Hokage you get control of the village, army, and the feared Anbu-black ops. You won't see as much action as you used to, but everybody loves you, and you know you will fearlessly defend the village as the sixth Hokage. Take that Naruto! (Next Hokage my @$#)
AnbuChuninSpecial JouninGeninJouninNinja Academy StudentRouge NinjaWhat Ninja Rank Are You (Naruto)
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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am the girl whose friends no longer let me hug them when I told them I was bisexual.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag every day.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to, "teach me a lesson."
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
Check This Out...
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rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
Whats your Element ?
Your Result: Fūton (( Wind ))
The Wind Release (風遁, Fūton; English TV "Wind Style") area of elemental Nature Transformation are offensive type techniques that allow the user to manipulate wind by shaping their chakra to be as sharp and as thin as possible, not unlike the blades of a pair of scissors.
Suiton (( water ))Doton (( Earth ))katon (( Fire ))Raiton (( Lightning ))Whats your Element ?
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What god or goddess are you?
Your Result: Zeus
you are a natural born leader. only one weakness, your wife/husband. strong and easily angered not too popular but when befriended they actually start to like you.
AthenaPosideonHeraHadesAphroditeWhat god or goddess are you?
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What element lies within you?
Your Result: Light
You love to wear white but dislike black. you are very calm but sometimes overreact to simple things. you think of possible ways to run away and get everyone to safety. you put everyone else above yourself, you try to avoid a fight but are ready when it happens. your power consist of drawing on light to blind enemies and run to safety. you can also from heat and light to blind and burn your enemies to a from at which they can not be recognized.
Water and IceFireWindEarthDarknessWhat element lies within you?
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What hidden village are you from
Your Result: Hidden rain
hidden starHidden sandHidden soundHidden cloudHidden leafHidden mistHidden water fallHidden stoneHidden grassWhat hidden village are you from
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heres a cool site that has the 4 celestial gaurdians that could be used in naruto for summons :http:///html/ssu-ling.shtml
http:///wiki/Anemoi#North_wind_.28Boreas.29
just must give me the credit of finding it please , thanks
some of my favourite u tube music:
Hollywood undead
circles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FXJItBMhGo&feature=related
sell your soul
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5eyQ2OLk48&feature=related
this love, this hate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYQJik2c-2c&feature=related
young
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO-gtb_YLe8
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
Jutsu list
Hey just had new idea, what if there was some one stronger than madara and pein combined on the level of the rikudo sennin the would be higher than s class wouldnt they so i have decided to create a new class for my own amusement than any thing else really so here it is :
V -- CLASS This stands for village destroyer ( cause really they would be able to wouldn't they ) the bingo book would have something like this in the sighting section :if enemy and if seen at distance dont stop running till in village , if face to face do not anger/ surrender immediately, if in combat then certain death awaits
futon
SS RANK -
FUTON - KAMIS WRATH - - BASICALLY FIFTEEN TORNADOES OF BLADE SHAPED WIND IN A PENTAGRAM PATTERN WITH CASTER IN THE MIDDLE, THEY WILL THEN MOVE IN A STRAGHT LINE IN DIFFERENT DIRECTS AND DESTROY EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATH. !!! WARNING !!! USER MUST HAVE AT LEAST MID KAGE - ICHIBI LEVEL CHAKRA RESERVES WITH HIGH CHUNNIN CONTROL AT LEAST ASWELL AS ELITE JOUNIN LEVEL MANIPULATION MASTERED, OTHER WISE CERTAIN DEATH AWAITS, KINJUTSU/FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE bordering V CLASS JUTSU.
S RANK
FUTON- DEVASTATION OF THE CELESTIAL TIGER – ten no Taigā no kouhai – A WIND TECHNIQUE THAT IS IN THE SHAPE OF A TIGER THE SIZE ROUGHLY OF GAMABUNTA THAT RUSHES TOWARDS THE ENEMY DESTROWING ALL IN ITS PATH THEN EXPLODES OUTWARDS AT THE COMMAND OF THE CASTER /////
WARNING – KINJUTSU/FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE- DO NOT USE IF CHAKRA LEVELS ARE LESS THAN KAGE LEVEL
FUTON – GREAT BLADE LEGION – idai na ha no gunzei – A WIND TECHNIQUE THAT IS BASICALLY A THOUSAND WIND BLADES THAT CAN BE DIRECTED BY THE CASTER WARNING DO NOT USE UNLESS YOU HAVE A RANK FUTON TWIN BLADE MASTERED OTHERWISE MAY RISK LOSING A LIMB
Futon – wind armour – kaze no yoroi - basically wind that is condensed that looks like armour that surrounds the body except the head, the armour allows the user to move at least 4 times faster than normal for the user , it also basically destroys all normal weapons such as shuiriken and kunai that are thrown at user , can walk on the air while armour is activated warning weak against A-S rank fire jutsu
Futon – gods hand five strike points – kami shu go ha pointo o uchi masu
basically it is creating 5 tornadoes around the user that go away from the user in a spiralling circle path while basically leaving the user in the middle or in the eye of the storm.
Futon - fox roar - kitsune unari - basically a high concentrated blast of wind that spreads out with the sound of kyuubis roar
futon- spiralling lance - rasenMori = basically imagine a cone of wind around your fist but spiralling it digs into opponent (and depending on amount of chakra can leave a massive hole or tear apart the enemy (heavy combat or assassination jutsu can be used either way)
A rank
Futon - wind block drop - kaze rakka chou - basically you form a dense block of wind usually above opponent which you then basically push down so it squashes or crushes opponent
futon- wasp sting - wasupu-ken - pretty much like kakashis raikari but with wind (lesser version of rasenMori) assassination jutsu
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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Sunstar Kitsune, Insane Slytherin, Nameless Heretic, Metalic Death, Hakureisaiga, Dark-El Dark, kihakukage
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile