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8Gold Dust Woman »
Shattered illusions of love. Belle thought Rumplestiltskin gave her his dagger, but power is a mistress he can't give up. Betrayal brings out the beast in Belle. Still, she can't send him over the town line. S4 AU.Once Upon a Time, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 8, follows: 13, updated: 5/11/2017 published: 4/30/2017, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey
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The Girl Who Waited
Dear Amelia, does it ever bother you that your life makes no sense? A crack in her wall, a crack in her sanity, and the universe may fall apart, but Amelia Pond is the girl who waited. The Doctor said he'd be back in five minutes. He never said which five. 11th Hour A/U.Doctor Who, T, English, Sci-Fi & Hurt/Comfort, words: 8k+, favs: 7, follows: 4, 12/25/2013, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W.
703 Penal Code »
Undercover Cop Edward Cullen wants some excitement on his beat. Bella, whom he mistakenly thinks is a hooker, desperately needs to snap out of her funk. How deep is Edward willing to go undercover to get the girl? COLLAB with FICTIONFREAK95! AH/ComedyTwilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 12, words: 42k+, favs: 750, follows: 473, updated: 12/1/2013 published: 1/3/2012, Edward, Bella
1k+In the Shadow of Your Heart »
Edward didn't mean to kidnap Bella and hold her hostage, but she holds a secret that could destroy his family. Lucifer was an angel too, and love isn't always wholly benevolent. Vamp AU, B/E, Romance/HorrorTwilight, M, English, Horror & Romance, chapters: 21, words: 58k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 2/4/2013 published: 1/5/2011, Edward, Bella
35State of Love of Trust
Twilight meets Singles! It's the 90s, and Bella is nursing a broken heart while thwarting the affections of her boundary-challenged best friend, Alice. Could the next Eddie Vedder be the balm she needs to learn to trust again? A/H Romance/Comedy COLLAB WITH MRSSPACECOWBOYTwilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 54, follows: 97, 1/23/2013, Bella, Edward
4k+ Becoming Bella Swan »
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.Twilight, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Parody, chapters: 53, words: 89k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 880, updated: 10/31/2012 published: 10/18/2009, Bella, Edward
464Face Blind »
Salvation comes in many forms. Bella tries to piece together the rubble of her life - a difficult task for a woman who can't recognize her own reflection. AH/AU. Angst with a shot of dark comedy. Self indulgent.Twilight, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Angst, chapters: 21, words: 12k+, favs: 163, follows: 284, updated: 10/23/2012 published: 3/7/2012, Bella, Edward
3k+ Stigmata Tomato »
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AHTwilight, M, English, Humor & Angst, chapters: 41, words: 102k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 8/8/2012 published: 7/3/2010, Bella, Edward
73 How a Theory Becomes a Law
Winner in FicthisGif contest for best humor and judge's choice. Vampires don't eat pizza. They don't like garlic or sunlight either. Bella has a science project to complete, and his name is Edward Cullen.Twilight, M, English, Humor & Horror, words: 3k+, favs: 67, follows: 52, 6/29/2012, Bella, Edward
52 Sweet Tooth »
Collab with Mac214! COMPLETE. Come to Pink Cookie, where p0rn never tasted this good. Erotic baker, Edward Cullen has a new obsession in the form of Bella Swan. Will his buttercream satisfy her sweet tooth? AH, OOC, Comedy/Romance.Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 36k+, favs: 103, follows: 62, updated: 4/9/2012 published: 8/9/2010, Edward, Bella
19 Happy Feet
Winner for JaspersDestiny's Worst Story Ever Contest. Trixie and her friends tell you about the other side of Twilight. Graphic slash/foot love/sockjizzing. Rated M for mudknuckle. Collab w/ Magnolia822Twilight, M, English, Western & Poetry, words: 3k+, favs: 8, follows: 4, 1/9/2012, Edward, Emmett
57 Star Wars and the Attack of the Battle Droids
BellaFlan's son, LittleFlan presents his first fanfic about his favourite Clone Wars characters.Star Wars: The Clone Wars, K, English, Sci-Fi & Adventure, words: 354, favs: 7, follows: 3, 11/6/2011, Anakin S., Ahsoka T.
26Don't Fear the Reaper
Please visit the DoUFlanMe profile for this story. An undertaking between DoUTrustMe and BellaFlan. AH, OOC, Dark comedy.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 689, favs: 21, follows: 35, updated: 11/7/2010 published: 10/31/2010, Edward, Bella
35 BBS Outtake for FGB: Mac's Cheese
Mac214 bought this outtake in the Fandom Gives Back. Um, very, I mean, extremely MA rated. Lots of poly, some slash, a frozen turkey, potentially libelous remarks about the Great State of Texas. Actually, just don't read this. Yeah, no.Twilight, M, English, Humor & Supernatural, words: 6k+, favs: 23, follows: 11, 7/26/2010, Bella, Edward
877Imprinted »
It's not easy being petulant demon spawn, especially with an imprint. A darker Nessie and her journey into womanhood. Explores theme of sacrifice missing from Breaking Dawn. Canon ish Fluff/angst. This is a re-write with M rating. canon pairings. AU.Twilight, M, English, Angst & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 206, follows: 173, updated: 7/15/2010 published: 9/29/2009, Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
50 A Wolf in Cop's Clothing
An unexpected imprint has Leah Clearwater bum over tea kettle in heat for one Charlie Swan, the original DILF. Rated M for an extended lemon and crude humor involving euphemisms. Collab with the fabulous Restlessxpen.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 12k+, favs: 138, follows: 44, 5/12/2010, Charlie S., Leah
140 Swan Dive »
Answer is: A failed attempt at suicide, a clumsy imprint, a sad reference to Don Quixote, a naked Jacob Black and a horny Bella Swan. Question is: What is BellaFlan's SOB Rain Scene Challenge. B/J, AU. **INDIE TWIFIC NOMINEE**Twilight, M, English, Angst & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 194, follows: 98, updated: 4/18/2010 published: 1/24/2010, Bella, Jacob
141 When Pigs Fly »
Crack fic - slightly OC. Bella seeks sex advice from Emmett. It involves a drunk pig. Need I say more? For Mature audiences only! Contains graphic language, sexual acts and an incident of slash. None of these acts are performed on the pig though.Twilight, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 5, words: 6k+, favs: 108, follows: 35, updated: 12/26/2009 published: 12/11/2009, Emmett, Bella
95 The 100 Year old Virgin aka Emmett's Advice
Cut to the bachelor Party scene from Breaking Dawn. Emmett decides it's time to give Edward "The Talk". One shot...just a bit of fun. Rated M for graphic language.Twilight, M, English, Humor & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 107, follows: 28, 10/31/2009, Emmett, Edward