Hello people of the Fanfiction world, or another world, reading my profile! My name is Skylar, but you can call me Sky. My birthday is August 7, and I am a Christian! Some of my favorite characters (and the books they are from) are:
Annabeth Chase - Percy Jackson Series
Hermione Granger - Harry Potter
Maximum Ride - Maximum Ride (yea...)
Bonnie - Vampire Diaries (not the show, just the books)
You know you're a Percy Jackson freak when you hear someone talk about seaweed and you think of brains.
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92 percent of American Teens would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Put this on your profile if your part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their asses off.
98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, put this on your profile.
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I c a n s t i l l r e a d t h i s i f y o u c a n c o p y a n d p a s t e t h i s o n y o u r p r o f i l e .
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RANDOM QUIZ!
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? soccer ball
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? pictures, lavendar paint
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? No
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Pop/Rock
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? yes
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? MY BRACES OFF
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? having no braces
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? cell phone
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5' 3"
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? No
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? No
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? I do not know
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I do not know, because I do not wear it
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? brown hair, blue eyes
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? never thought about it
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? energy drink
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? pepperoni
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Pumpkin pie
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? I do not know
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? not like-like
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? no
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Hybrid
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? yes
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? rabbit
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? probably
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? wait for them to tell you first, so you do not look like a fool
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 50
31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? brunette, considering I am one
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? my house #
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? noises when I am reading, at school learning, or doing homework
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? no, but I want to
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? I do not know
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? no
37. FIRST JOB? no job, yet
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? yes
40. WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? reading a profile (which I got this from)
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yes
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? smart
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? yes, I do right now (AND I HATE THEM!!)
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? MY BRACES OFF
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? I do not know
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? yes
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? yes
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Fructis
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? print-it sucks, cursive-LOVE IT
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? none
52. ANY BAD HABITS? no
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? old Barbie one (it isn't even opened)
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? yes
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? no
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? hit, hold it in
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? nowhere
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? my teddy-bear
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? enough for my friends that have phones and my family
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? yes (stupid Barney and his mind controling powers)
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? yes
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? mashed potatoes (would prefer niether, though)
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? make me laugh, kind, stand up for himself, help me when I need help, understand me
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? PB & J, Courtney (others involve my name(so, no, Courtney is not my name))
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Evanescence
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Total Drama series
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? have not taken
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Cookies n' Cream
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? ummm...yea...(wierdest question ever!)
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? P.E.
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? no (there IS a #64)
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I do not know
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? sure (why not?!)
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? keys being typed, and an annoying popping noise meaning that my friend is IMing me
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Gatorade
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? wierd, random lady asking for my grandma
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? how they are walking/standing/sitting
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? I cannot stand listening to something when I am thinking
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? boys in my grade
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? August
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Leo
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? brown
86. EYE COLOR? green on the outer edge, then blue, and a goldish star-type-thing in the middle
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? In n' Out
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? never had it, but highly doubt it
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Total Drama Action
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? August 7th
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? recorder, because my school forced me to
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I am not old enough to officially choose
95. KISSES OR HUGS? hugs
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? relationships
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Dip n' Dots
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I do not have one
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Bite Me, Breaking Dawn, You Don't Know Me, Blue is for Nightmares
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: I do not have a love life
1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No
2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yes
3) How many houses have you lived in? 2
4) Favorite candy bar? Twix
5) Favorite shoes? Wedges or Flats or Boots
6) Have you ever tripped someone? Yes
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No
10) Have you ever thrown up in public? No
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. My hair
12) Favorite genre of music? Pop
13) What is your zodiac sign? Leo
14) What time were you born? 2:04 pm
15) Do you like beer? No
16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yes
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Aly and AJ
18) Are you sarcastic? Yes, a Lot
19) What are your favorite colors? Purple, Black, White
20) How many watches do you own? ...Three?
21) Summer or winter? Summer
23) Favorite color to wear? Black
24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite
25) What color is your cell phone? Maroon
26) Where is your second home? I do not have one
27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes
28) Have you ever had a cavity? No
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 4
30) How many video games do you own? None
31) What was your first pet? Fish
32) Ever had braces? Yes
33) Do looks matter? Sometimes
34) Do you use chapstick? Yes
35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. I am not in high school, yet
36) American Eagle or Abercombie? American Eagle
37) Are you too forgiving? No
38) How many children do you want? Idk
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yes!!
40) Favorite breakfast meal? Pancakes from IHOP
41) Do you own a gun? No
42) Ever thought you were in love? No
43) When was the last time you cried? A Week or Two Ago
44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Slept Over at Emily's House
45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Olive Garden - good; La Panera - ??
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No
47) Have you ever been in a castle? Yes
48) Nicknames? Sky, Skylark, Sky-Sky, Courtney, PB & J, Star
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No
50) Ever been to Kentucky? No
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Well, since you asked, NOW I am
53) Have you ever called someone Boo? No
55) Do you own a diamond ring? No
56) Are you happy with your life right now? Depends
57) Do you dye your hair? No
58) Does anyone like you? Idk
59) What year were you born? A year with numbers in it
60) What were you doing in May of 1994? I was not born
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No
62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds for Food, Wendy's for Dessert
63) Do you like yourself? Sometimes
64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mother
65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? ...
66) Are you afraid of the dark? No
67) Have you ever eaten paste? No
68) Do you own a webcam? No
69) Have you ever stripped? No
70) Ever broke a bone? No
72) Do you chat on AIM often? No
73) Pringles or Lays? Lays
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Not that I know of
75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House
77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? I already said that I am not in high school
78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yes
80) Do you own a car? No
81) Can you cook? Kinda
82) 3 things that annoy you: People that tell me the ending to a book or movie; Noises when I am trying to concentrate; People putting stuff on my desk at school
83) Do you text message often? Yes
84) Money or love? Love
85) Do you have any scars? Yes
86) What do you want more than anything right now? Someone to talk to
87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Depends
88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit
90) Do you enjoy greasy food? No
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No
92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yes
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? Idk
95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My mother
96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Myself
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Myself
98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Nobody
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? My friend, Rebekah
100) Who was the last person that called you? My other friend, Cassandra
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
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1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Skyizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):
Purple Koala
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):
Jean Jefferson
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):
Hurskrst
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
Black Lemonade
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):
Kreuan (I do not have any siblings)
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):
Jean
9. YOUR GOTH NAME (black and a pet's name):
Black Midnight
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (Bolded ones apply to me.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store or a petrol station.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR SOME BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
Friend or Best Friend??
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!!"
FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through school.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap!
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said, I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness." Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.
The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
1. WHERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes (just where my mom heard the name, not actually FOR that person)
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Two weeks ago
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Cursive - Love it, Print - Hate it
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? None
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? No
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes, probably
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Heck of a lot, so Yes
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Yes
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Cinnamon Toast Crunch
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM Off? No
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Yes
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Cookies n' Cream
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? How they walk/sit/stand
15. RED OR PINK? Red
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Friends from Summer Camp
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Sure, I guess
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? black and no shoes
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Pasta and Garlic Bread
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Vacuum Cleaner
22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? White
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? Vanilla, Cinnamon
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? A Retarded Recording
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Yea, I guess
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Volleyball
28. EYE COLOR? Green, sometimes blue
26. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Yes
30. FAVORITE FOOD? Ice Cream and Strawberries (but not together...)
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Scary Movie with a Happy Ending
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Nancy Drew (Newer One, Not Old One)
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Maroon
34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer! No school, and my Birthday
35. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs
36. FAVORITE DESSERT? Choclate Bundt Cake
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? I do not know
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Still do not know
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Confessions of the Sullivan Sisters
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? The mouse
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? Hannah Montana, Nancy Drew movie
42. FAVORITE SOUND? Music
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Neither
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Georgia
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Yes
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? In a Hospital
47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? My friends
48. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? 5:09 p.m.
Directions: Look for the word yup in this! And if you could find it, copy and paste this in your profile! it really IS in there! im serious!
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Choose 10 people that are around the same age:
1. Rebekah
2. Tony
3. Maddi
4. Andrew (AJ)
5. Emily S.
6. Kealan
7. Emily H.
8. Ryan L.
9. Cassandra
10. Ryan G.
1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Maddi doesnt come, but Ryan pretends he is Jewish
2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?
she makes me come, too, or just goes to the yoga class
3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
1!!
4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
Ryan:Ewwww... walks out
5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Idk how Maddi fell in love in the first place, but...I guess Ryan would go to Kealan and be like "BACK OFF!" and start singing songs from whatever musical he is doing at that time
6) 4 mugs you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?
7! 10 is REALLY wierd and 2 hates me...but 7 is my friend!
7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
she is talking to her dog or texting somebody
9) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?
9, not because she is a lesbian but because she hates the other ppl...plus they could always get divorced
10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
to take Tony off her hands, but NOBODY will do it
11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
1!!
12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
cuz Ryan thinks that he is good at everything
13) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?
she tells us all of then goes to her other gourp of friends
14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?
excited! happy! is picturing Tony's and Ryan's wedding CREEPY
15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
cuz she is smart and she has friends that hit hard
16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
nobody will gather around, except for a possibly a couple of the boys...but Ryan cant read that well so Tony would come up and take over
17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
Tony and Ryan get excited again, but then she shows up. Rebekah was trying to be "fashionably late"
18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
I strap them both to the air matresses and tell them to go to sleep
19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
Maddi doesnt come, not even sure if Andrew and/or Kealan would so...but, if anybody did show up, then they would get him stupid gifts like air and sticks
20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
probably for me to stop being so smart, and I would tell them to leave but if they didn't I'd go find a broom and hit them with it until they all left
21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Tony tries to get to Cassandra but cannot find her cuz he doesnt know where she lives or goes to school or anything
22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themself or 1?
6 saves themself, EASILY
24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
Ryan would be like "Im not gonna help you" and then accidentily fall off the cliff outside of the cave
25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
it's all about astronomy and all of the girls would have to help her
26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
Ryan does it with them
27) 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
Tony makes fun of Ryan at school
28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
yea, probably
29) 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Idk why they went ca,ping, but if they did, Emily would sneak up on Ryan and kill him for food. then call me to come get her
30) While they are camping, they run into Barney. What do they do?
since Emily is the only one alive, she kills him too. and then I would show up to take her home, but first we would eat him
girl meets a boy on a messenger
crazy1 86: hey baby!!
h0tNsPiCy91: who is this??
crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!
h0tNsPiCy91: oh really... quit lyin! who is this??
crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight...
h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?
crazy1 86:dont worry... ill take very good care of you...
crazy1 86 had signed off.
The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
PART 2...
Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!
2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
- LISA SMITH
This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
Beth:
() You are a wannabe at sometimes
() You have a best friend
(X You wear/used to wear braces
() Singing is one of your hobbies
() You easily fall for the eye candy
() One of your favorites colors is pink
() You work on a farm
Total: 1
Bridgette:
() You surf
() You're a vegetarian
(X) You care about the environment/Mother Nature
(X) Animal Cruelty is wrong to you
() You usually wear your hair in a ponytail
() You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
() You get along with everybody
(X) Everything should be natural to you
Total: 3
Cody:
(X) You love technology
() Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys
(X) You are a quick healer
() You easily get sun burn
() You have a gap between your front teeth
() A poor diet scares you
() You play the keyboard
() BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you
Total: 2
Courtney:
() You are/were a CIT
(X) You want everything right
(X) You get mad easily
(X) Everything is important to you
() You are/were on the Student Council
(X) Everything turns out wrong for you
() You fall for the delinquents/criminals
(X) You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly
Count: 5
DJ:
(X) You love animals
() Everybody loves you
() You've been raised right
() Everybody is your friend
() You are most of the time happy
() You never get mad
() You get scared easily
() Group hugs are cuddly
Count: 1
Duncan:
() You have/had a mohawk
() You've been to jail/prison
(X) You love skulls and crossbones
() You have piercings
(X) Green is one of your favorite colors
() Punk is one of your favorite music genres
() You pick on dorks
() You have a smug facial expression sometimes
Count: 2
Eva:
() You often lift weights
() You wear knee high socks with gym clothes
() You've been through anger management
(X) You are competitive
() You can lift anything
() Happiness is not your forte
(X You often don't fall in love too easily
() You're never happy
Count: 2
Ezekiel:
() You're homeschooled
() You're a sexist
() You have/had/wear a toque
() You often say "eh"
() You wear a sweatshirt almost everyday
() You pick your nose often
() You have no friends
() You are pale
Count: 1
Geoff:
() You love parties
() You have the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend
() You wear a cowboy hat
() You're the youngest sibling in your family
() One of your nicknames is "Party Boy" or "Party Girl"
() You are invited to all of the parties
() You skateboard
Count: 0
Gwen:
(X) You're goth
() You have highlights
() You wear blue lipstick
(X) You wear fishnets and black
() You make the first move
(X) Preppy things piss you off
() You have a younger brother
(X) Annoying things urke you up
Count: 4
Harold:
() You can be a pervert at some times
() You often say "Booyah" or "Yes"
() You're a dork
() You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy
() You read comics
() You breathe loud
() You get picked on most of the time
() You save chewed gum
Count: 0
Heather:
() You're the Queen Bee
() You are/were a cheerleader
() You often lie about being nice sometimes
() You often get embarrassed sometimes
() Weird people make you mad
() You break couples up
(X) You often call people "losers"
() You are never trusted
Count: 1
Izzy
() You're crazy/psycho
() You were once wanted by the police/RCMP
() You're a redhead
() Fire is your addiction
() You love acting silly
() You run a lot
() You want to be called by your nickname
() You've camped out in the woods
Count: 0
Justin:
() People faint when they see you
() You lie to most people
() Beauty is a talent to you
() You once/often get photoshots
() You don't care about anything but beauty
() You're gorgeous
Count: 0
Katie:
() You have a BFFFL
() You have big hips, but skinny body
() You're pretty
(X) You're often sweet
() You blush easily
() You wear pigtails
(X) You listen to Pop Music
() You're skinnier than your friends
Count: 2
Leshawna:
() You're the ghetto girl
() You wear baby T's
(X) You easily get pissed off
(X) You love winning
(X) You have a great taste in style (I think that I do, and that's all that matters)
(X) You know how to dance
() Rap is one of your favorite music genres
() You often wear hoop earrings
Count: 4
Lindsay:
() You are/were a blonde
() You're dumb
(X) Your boobs are big
() You fall for the jocks
() Your eyes are blue
(X) Makeup looks pretty on you
Count: 2
Noah:
(X) You are a bookworm
Your IQ is off the charts/high
(X) You're in Honors classes
(X) Sports aren't your forte
(X) You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky (somtimes)
(X) You're quiet
() You've accidently kissed someone of the same sex
() You don't like parties
Count: 5
Owen:
() You're overweight
() You fart a lot
() You can burp the ABC's
() Everyone loves you
() You love adventure
() You're out of shape
() You love to eat
() You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath
Count: 0
Sadie:
() You have a BFFFL
() You're chubby
() You cry without your best friend
(X) You accidently do things wrong
() You do everything with you best friend
() You easily cry
() You love to squeal
Count: 1
Trent:
() You play/played the guitar
() You often wear green
() You've been heartbroken
() Your favorite number is 9
(X) You care for the people you love
(X) You're still looking for that special someone
() You act weird sometimes
() You easily fall in love
Count: 2
Tyler:
() You suck at sports
() You often wear red
() You wear a head bandana
() You wear sweat clothes
(X) You're tall
() You have brown hair and brown eyes
(X) You have a fear of an animal
() You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes
Count: 2
I had a tie at 5 for Courtney and Noah!
1: Courtney
2: Duncan
3: Gwen
4: Bridgette
5: Noah
6: Heather
7: Lindsay
8: Geoff
9: Izzy
10: DJ
11: Leshawna
12: Eva
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I cannot answer that question considering I am a girl
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
That would be very awkward, and I think Bridgette would be SO mad
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yes
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
NO!!
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
5/9 (Only because Noah and DJ are not gay)
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Lindsay: Hi Duke, hi Emily! What are you doing?
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Trent broke up with Gwen and DJ comforts her. Will it turn into more?
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
NO!! (Thank goodness! I think I would die!!)
10. Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Lindsay cannot find Tyler anywhere, does Eva help? (Sneak peek: "KEEP LOOKING!" screamed Eva. Then, she hit Lindsay in the face to motivate her.)
11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Party in the USA
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: Extreme girl fights!!
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
About a week ago
14. (1) and (8) are in a happy relationship until (5) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (3) and finds true love with (2).
Courtney and Geoff are in a happy relationship until Noah runs off with Bridgette. Courtney, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Leshawna and a brief unhappy affair with Eva, then follows the wise advice of Gwen and finds true love with Duncan.
What title would you give this fic?
Courtney's Many Relationships
15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I have seen that before, but I do think that it is VERY wierd
16) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
I am sorry, but I cannot think about that
17) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Nope
18) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"Where did Bunny go?!"
19) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on one?
"Do you need help to win your campaign?"
REASON'S WHY GIRLS RULE:
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark
YOUR GUY SIDE:
~You love hoodies.
~You love jeans.
~Dogs are better than cats.
~It's hilarious when people get hurt.
~You've played with/against boys on a team.
~Shopping is torture.
~Sad movies suck.
~You own/ed an X-Box.
~Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
~At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
~You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
~You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
~You watch sports on TV.
~Gory movies are cool.
~You go to your dad for advice.
~You own like a trillion baseball caps.
~You like going to high school football games.
~You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
~Baggy pants are cool to wear.
~It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
~Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
~You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
~Sports are fun
~Talk with food in your mouth.
~Sleep with your socks on
Total= 6
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
~You wear lip gloss/chapstick. ~You love to shop.
~You wear eyeliner. ~You wear the color pink
~Go to your mom for advice.
~You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black. ~You like hanging out at the mall. ~You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
~You like wearing jewelry.
~Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. ~Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
~You don't like the movie Star Wars.
~You are/were in gymnastics/dance.
~It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
~You smile a lot more than you should.
~You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
~You care about what you look like.
~You like wearing dresses when you can.
~You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
~You love the movies.
~Used to play with dolls as little kid.
~Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
~Like being the star of every thing
Total= 9
The Stupidest Things On Products
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)
On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)
If you think that this was funny than Copy and Paste this into your profile
20 different things you can do to maintain a healthy level of insanity in your day-to-day life.
1. At lunch time, sit in a parked car while wearing sunglasses and pointing a hair dryer at all of the passing cars. See if they slow down
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3.Every time someone asks you to do anything, ask it they want fries with that.
4.Put your garbage container onto of your desk and label it "In."
5.Put decaf in the coffee machine for three weeks. Once everyone had gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo slot of all of your checks write, "For sexual favors."
7. Finish all of your sentences with, "In accordance to the prophecy."
8. Stop using punctuation.
9. Whenever possible, skip, rather than walk.
10. When every you go out to eat order a diet water, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-thru orders are, "To go."
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask, "Why don't the poems rhyme?"
14. During a meeting stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you the real reason this meeting was called.
15. Five days in advance tell your friends you can't come to their party because your not in the mood.
16. Have all of your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM scream, "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run of your lives! They're lose!"
19. Tell your kids over dinner, "Due to the economical situation, we're sorry to say we're going to have to let one of you go."
20. During a meeting spill coffe on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat and sail it down the table.
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said, I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness." Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.
Don't judge a book by it's cover -- judge it by the movie.
The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger when I realize, Oh god... I could be eating a slow learner.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "THIS IS STUPID!" and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how cute the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. Masturbate.
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."
34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #5 moved you, deeply.
35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.
39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if heshe did it.
42. Dress like the professor.
43. If your a boy wear a hot pink dress
44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.
45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelbras.
Nine ways to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you...
Kneading on you. You may think this is a sign of affection, but your cat is really searching your internal organs for weaknesses.
Excessive shoveling of kitty litter. After using the litter box, your cat needlessly kicks litter around, most of it ending up all over the room. This is practice for burying bodies.
Staring contests. If you get caught in a staring contest with your cat, do not look away. Looking away will signal to your cat that you are weak, and an attack is likely to follow.
Bringing you dead animals. It isn't a gift. It's a warning.
Throwing up grass. Through this painful feeding and purging process, your cat is preparing its mind and body for combat.
Hiding in dark places and watching you. Your cat will often hide to study you in your natural habitat.
Sleeping on your electronics. Humans have superior technology. Your cat knows this and will attempt to disrupt all communications with the outside world.
Pawing at you while you are asleep. Cats aren't very good at smuthering people, but that won't stop them from trying.
Sprinting at light speed out of any room you enter. When your cat does this, its actually a failed ambush.
... Raise your hand if you now know your cat is trying to kill you...
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, iStartRiots, CourtneyXDuncanForver, musicaltheatergirl-dxc4eva, Metal-Amay, E-D-Songy-12, SilentAssassin99751, Snowiyflake~
Go us!
-Playlist of my Life-
Opening Credits: "Blah Blah Blah" by Ke$ha
Waking up: "Party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus
Falling In Love: "Miss Independent" by Kelly Clarkson
Fighting: "Sweet Sacrifice" by Evanescence
Breaking Up: "Your Love is My Drug" by Ke$ha
Driving: "Alejandro" by Lady GaGa
Having Fun With My Friends: "Airplanes" by B.o.B
Making A Big Decision: "I Do Not Hook Up" by Kelly Clarkson
Mental Breakdown: "Haunted" by Evanescence
Final Battle: "Tourniquet" by Evanescence
Death Scene: “Tik Tok" by Ke$ha
Funeral: "My Immortal" by Evanescence
End Credits: "Alice" by Avril Lavigne
I am 34% girly
What you have:
[X] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish
[ ] You own a designer purse
[ ] You own perfume that cost over $60
[ ] You had/have fake nails
[ ] You have more hair products and body products than you can use
[ ] Your pet is a Chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese/Shih Tzu/ mini anything
[ ] you have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet
[ ] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp
[ ] you have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper
[ ] A pink comforter, carpeting, walls or sheets
Total So Far: 1
Do you:
[ ] Spend more time at the mall than you do at homework
[ ] Have had a hair color that is not natural [ ] Have "blonde moments" at least once a day
[X] Buy stuff because it's awesome and then never wear/use it
[X]Constantly keep your phone at your side
[X] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home
[ ] Have a name for your car
[ ] Know what celebrity is dating who and who broke up this week
[ ] Refuse to go out in public without makeup
[ ] Prefer to be called "princess"
Total So Far: 4
Do you love:
[ ] Makeup
[ ] Glitter
[ ] The color Pink
[ ] Jewelry
[ ] Mirrors
[X] Chick flicks
[X] Shoes
[ ] Rainbows
[X] Unicorns
[X] Disney Movies
[ ] Flowers [ ] Stuffed Animals
[ ] Purses
Total So Far: 8
Do you shop at:
[ ] Coach
[X] Forever 21
[ ] Victoria's Secret
[ ] Guess
[X] Claire's
[ ] Express
[ ] Delia's
[ ] Hollister
[ ] American Eagle
[ ] Abercrombie Fitch
[ ] Aeropostale
Total So Far: 10
Do you say:
[X] Whatever
[X] Oh my god
[ ] Hun
[ ] Fugly
[ ] That's hot
[ ] Dunzo
[ ] Darling
[ ] Bff
[ ] Cutie
[ ] Hottie
[ ] Skank
[ ] Totally
[ ] For Sure
[ ] Fabulous
Total So Far: 12
Do you read:
[ ] Cosmopolitan
[ ] Glamour
[ ] Marie Claire
[ ] Elle Girl
[ ] Teen Vogue
[ ] People
[ ] Us Weekly
[ ] Star
[ ] Self
[ ]
[ ]
[ ] Seventeen
[ ]
[ ]
[ ]
[ ] Pink Is The New
Total So Far: 12
Do you love these:
[X] Legally Blonde
[ ] Elizabethtown
[X] Mean Girls
[ ] Now & Then
[ ] The Notebook
[ ] A Walk to Remember
[ ] Sweet Home Alabama
[ ] Where the Heart is
[X] Just my luck
[X] John Tucker Must Die
[ ] Center stage
[ ] Bring it On
[X] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[ ] Mona Lisa Smile
[ ] My Girl
[ ] Wedding Date
[ ] 10 Things I Hate About You
Total So Far: 17
Do you really enjoy:
[ ] America's Next Top Model
[ ] Project Runway
[ ] Desperate Housewives
[ ] The Simple Life
[ ] 8th & Ocean
[ ] Sex & the City
[ ] Grey's Anatomy
[ ] The O.C.
[ ] The City
[ ] Nip/Tuck
[ ] Gilmore Girls
] Degrassi
Total So Far: 17
Take your total and multiply it by 2 then repost as I am _% girly
How Much Money Your Worth:
Hair color
[X] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75
Total: $100
Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[X] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $150
[ ] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15
Total: $175
Height
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[X] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85 [ ] Under 5′4 - $0
Total: $250
Age
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
[ ] Like I would tell you muahaha - $0
Total: $350
Birth Order
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First born - $320
[X] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215
[ ] Not gonna tell hehehe - $0
Total: $600
Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt
[x] No - $600
Total: $1200
Vision?
[ ] Perfect vision - $400
[ ] Need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[X] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100
Total: $1225
Shoe Size
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $50
[ ] Under 7- $450
Total: $1275
Favorite Colors (Multiple)
[ ] Green - $750
[ ] Red - $600
[X] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[X] Purple - $100
[X] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[X] Other - $500
Total: $2375
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[x] Nope - Add $1000
[ ] Some - $750
Total: $3375
I'm an anverage teenager!
What do you have:
[X] Mother
[ ] Father
[ ] Step-Father
[ ] Step-Mother
[ ] Step Sister
[ ] Step Brother
[ ] Brother
[ ] Brother In Law
[ ] Sister
[ ] Sister In Law
[ ] Half sister
[ ] Half brother
[ ] Nephew
[ ] Niece
[ ] Boyfriend/Girlfriend
[X] Mobile phone
[ ] Own bathroom
[X] Own room
[ ] Have/had a swimming pool
[ ] Have/had a hot tub
[ ] Guest room
[X] Living Room
[ ] Own computer
[X] Own TV
[ ] Flat TV
[X] There is some big carpet at your house
Total: 6
[X] Full size/Queen bed
[X] More than 8 pairs of shoes
[X] MP3 Player/iPod
[ ] PS2/3
[X] Nintendo DS or PSP (DS)
[ ] Gameboy/Advance
[ ] Gamecube
[ ] Xbox/Xbox 360
[ ] Wii
[ ] Your Own Laptop
[ ] Basketball net/hoop
[ ] Air hockey table
[ ] Pool table
[ ] Ping pong table
[ ] Football table
[ ] sport gear
Total so far: 10
[X] Night stand
[X] Stereo in bedroom
[ ] surround system
[X] DVD player in bedroom/portable
Total so far: 13
[X] Go shopping at least once a week
[ ] Expensive cologne/perfume
[ ] AIM/MSN
[X] camera on phone
Total so far: 15
[ ] Go Cart/car/quad
[ ] Guitar/drums/bass
[ ] Piano/Keyboard
[ ] Any other instrument
[ ] Been on a cruise
[ ] Traveled out of the country
[ ] Had a personal trainer
[X] Expensive jewelry
[ ] Met a Celeb
Total so far: 16
[X] Straightener/curling iron
[X] Have been to a batting cage
[X] Have $100 on you right now in your pocket/wallet
[ ] Credit card or ATM card or debit card or bank card
[X] Have a TV in your room
[X] Mirror in your room
[X] Window in your room
[ ] Been to Paris
[ ] Been to Rome
[ ] Been to Australia
[ ] Been to Switzerland
[ ] Been to Dubai
[ ] Been to Germany
[ ] been to a place written in 7 wonders
Total so far: 22
[X] Parents have a car
[ ] Have owned or own a Jet ski/boat
[X] Had/have Camped
[X] Been to 3+ states/countries/provinces
[X] 80+ buddies on facebook/myspace
Total so far: 26
[ ] Home cooked meal almost everyday
[X] Been in a limo
[ ] Been in a helicopter
[X] Own a camera
[X] Have been to Disneyland/World more than 2 times (When You Live Less Than 20 Minutes Away, You Go A Lot)
Total: 29
Post as:
1-25 = Ghetto!
26-40 = Average Teen!
41-50 = Spoiled Teen!
51+ = Upper Class Snob!
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven...
You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.
You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.
You are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
You have dreams about PJO characters/events.
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies .
You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
~Hades - Why would I want to make him mad?! I dont wanna go to the Fields of Punishmet! ~Hera - She is really out to get Annabeth, and I dont want her after me like that...
~Aphrodite- I dont want her making my love life "more interesting!" Its my love life, not her reality TV show...
You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
You give all your siblings god parents
You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.
You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!)
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and
use it in conversations.
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters
you go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor.when the dude at the desk looks at you wierd,you announce that your a demigod.
you put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth
you curse out the gods when something bad happens.
you swear that Percy is real and lives in new york no matter how much you friends say it isnt true.
you watch the show and read the book every chance you get.
you claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in new york.
you go to new york and ask for a man named chiron and that you need to go with him.
you look for a latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw greek field days.
you try to find rachel and ask her for a prophecy.
everytime a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon
everytime somthing or someone dies that you are close to, you blame hades.
you talk about them nonstop.
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.
You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
You think George Bush is a son of Ares
You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? x)
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies
Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
You cried when you finished TLO
You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth
Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page
You're in love with a fictional character
You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO
You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series
You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood
If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff
You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
You start figuring out who your godly parent is.
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You have a plan to get out of school early on October ? so you can buy Neptune`s sun, read it, and still have time to do your homework.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
You know PJO better then most sane people
You have links to every great PJO site
You add things to the list every day
You know what you would do if you were Percy
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work
For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood
Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'
You are trying to learn Greek
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.
You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes (haha, did that once in a subway. He was with his blond haired girlfriend, which was even creepier. xD)
You have an instant crush on Nico! (No, no, no, no, no. You give your heart to Percabeth!)
You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :P)
You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.
You want to learn Latin
You copy/paste this onto your profile
About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree
A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed
You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this
You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things
The Percy Jackson Pledge:
I promise to remember Percy,
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth,
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature,
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke,
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron,
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson,
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia,
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse,
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca,
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico,
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe,
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel,
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes, I promise to remember PJO,
wherever I may go.
Now swear it on the River Styx!