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Biography
Joined Sep '09

At 21, I came across this account again. I'm leaving it up here as a sort of archive. If you're expecting fic updates, they're unlikely to happen, sorry to say. I thought about deleting it, but I'm too amused by the old profile fads and the words of my teenage self.

So about me: I'm a bit over obsessed with Harry Potter. I'm in love with fanfiction but I get really shy about putting my stories online. I'm not a brilliant writer, so I appreciate helpful reviews. My attention span can't seem to handle writing anything longer than a drabble. I also happen to be a huge RonxHermione shipper. I may venture out of Harry Potter for reading, but that's rare.


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Quotes

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving's not for you.

Sometimes age comes with wisdom. Other times, age comes alone.

The only lesson school has ever taught me is that life sucks.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

When you're down I may not always be able to pick up back up, but I am willing to lay down right next to you.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

Life has a habit of being remarkably unfair.

Excuse me while I kiss the sky.

Even if you are a minority of one, the truth is still the truth.

Be yourself and say how you feel because those that matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter.

I'm the one who has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live the way I want to live.

I do not deny everything!

Isn't it ironic... We ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those we love, and love those who hurt us.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

Whoever said sunshine brings happiness has clearly never danced in the rain.

Everyone wants happiness, without any pain, but you can't have a rainbow without a little rain.

The most heinous and the most cruel crimes of which history has record have been comitted under the cover of religion or equally noble motives.

I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod shows a lack of faith.

end quotes (for now)

And now the copy pasties

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, hpobsessed21, Hermowninny

R.I.P.- Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotton.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile (It's called Harry Potter) :

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character; copy and post this into your profile.

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile

If you're in love with Ron Weasley, copy and paste this into your profile! I am mad in love with him!

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, Cannotstopwriting, Rhr4eva, Hermowninny

If you think that Harry/Hermione shippers are delusional (especially if they have read books 4-7, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile.

If you make random Harry Potter refrences to your friends to see if they get them (they never do) put this in your profile.

If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this,then add your name and how long it took you to read the book, (Cannotstopwriting - 1 day), Rhr4eva - 4 days(darn she beat me haha), Hermowninny (half a day and half a night)

If you've ever been so obsessed with a TV or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile. Which is why I am so glad I have my other Harry Potter loving people on here!

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattion is hot
I say Rupert Grint is ~HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think thats Ron and Hermione
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY

You're a Ronmione shipper if...
- You squeal every time you read/watch any of their cute little awkward moments.
- You love how Ron got jealous at Krum in the fourth book.
- You wished it was Ron snogging Hermione instead of Ron snogging Lavender.
- You wanted to throw your shoe at the screen whenever Lavender was around in the sixth movie.
- You thought it was heroic that Ron wanted Bellatrix to torture him instead of Hermione.
- You went screamed like a fangirl when they FINALLY kissed at the last battle.

~Made by ronmione4life and iStoleTheFriedChicken

For anyone who has come to realize they really are in love with the Harry Potter books and are one of those crazy people who went to the bookstore a midnight to pick up a reserved copy.

xFor anyone who sat up late into the night because they had to figure out what happened next.
xFor anyone who is pretty sure their lives have just ended a little because there are no more books.
xFor anyone who has tried casting a spell at one point in their lives.
xFor anyone who was mad when Sirius died, deeply upset at Fred's death, misty-eyed about Hedwig, frightfully saddened when Cedric was killed, shocked to hear of Lupin and Tonk's death and think Dobby was quite a brave and extraordinary house elf.
For anyone who spent time wondering about Snape, was he on Dumbledore's side, or a Death Eater? And when you read 'The Prince's Tale', you were like, 'after all this time? Always'.
xFor anyone who was like FINALLY when Hermione and Ron snogged. In the middle of a war. And you knew Harry felt a little awkward waiting for them.
For anyone who keeps seeing groups on Facebook relating to the seventh book, and realizing the majority of them mean something to you and that you should join because Mrs. Weasly IS that cool, and Neville IS a BAMF and you might really not have anything to live for now.
xFor anyone who really does feel bad for Albus Severus. Seriously Harry, please don't name your children.
xYou wanted a letter to arrive at your house in green ink telling you that you had been accepted into Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Quidditch sounds like a blast and a half.
xEvery now and the you drop a Harry Potter joke.
xYou are trying to cope with the fact Harry Potter is over, and realizing it is a might strange to be sad over a book. But you can't help it.
xDude, Neville is a beast.
xThe Weasly Family is just so awesome.
You can't listen to Warewolves of London without thinking of Remus Lupin.
xYou seem like a vaguely average person until someone says something about Harry Potter.
xYou hoped to be as funny as Fred and George.
xYou've been hopelessly distracted from your summer reading after reading the latest installment and then deciding you have to re-read the others.
For anyone who thinks Albus Dumbledore was pretty much brilliant.
If you've been to Kings Cross Station and seen a small piece of cardboard tacked up that says 9 3/4 and smiled because you were imagining it being real.
Or you've seen the full platform and taken some sort of picture with it.
xYou realize you think about some reference to Harry Potter practically once a day.
xWotcher Harry.
xWhile you feel your life wither away in study hall, you try to numb the pain of boredom with Harry Potter thoughts.
xFor people who find themselves smiling when they realize a real life situation relates so perfectly to a Harry Potter situation.
xFor those of us who've been wasting our lives online reading JKR interviews and other various potter fan mania.
For those of us who think people who intentionally spoil the book should be tarred and feathered.
For anyone who listens to Wizard Rock and has travelled for hours to go to WRock shows.
For the people who sat up all night after reading the epilogue wondering, "Did Harry ever become an aurour?"
xFor anyone who isn't sure what they'll do now that they don't have another Harry Potter book to get hyped for.
xFor everyone who has already planned or is planning on what to do the day the first Deathly Hallows movie comes out--and it's gonna be TOTALLY AWESOME.
For anyone who is in english class discussing magical realism and someone tries to say Harry Potter isn't real...and basically you can't believe anyone could say anything so heartless and heartbreaking.
xFor anyone who knows the characters just as well as you know your friends--because they are. You know their hobbies, their favourite things, their dislikes, their stories, their feelings. You know them. And you mostly love them.

The last book came out 3 years ago, and I still can't let go. I don't think I ever will because plain and simple, it's a part of my life. A HUGE part.

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
Um. what makes you think that?

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
Uh, no I really couldn't lol

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?

Yep

What’s Hermione’s?
Jean, though it was Jane originally.

What’s Ron’s?
Bilius, poor bloke.

What’s Harry’s?
James.

What’s Ginny’s?
Molly

Have You Seen All The Movies?
Yea

Read All The Books?
Yea, what do you think I'm doing here?

What Do You Think Of JKR?
She's a freakin genius!

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On laptop battery:

May be hot while in use. Do not place computer in lap.

(And it's called a laptop because...?)

Thanks to Qoheleth for the last one. Although this spacing keeps being weird...

Did you really read all this or skipped to the end? Probably the latter.

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