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320Murderer's Row » Prison AU. After killing his roommate in self-defence, Donut is sentenced to life at Valhalla Penitentiary. Surrounded by conmen, blackmailers, murderers and the occasional psycho, it's going to be hard to live long enough to achieve parole... Pairings include: Church/Tucker, Grif/Simmons, Doc/O'Malley, Sheila/Lopez and past Church/Tex.
Red vs. Blue, M, English, Crime & Romance, chapters: 166, words: 521k+, favs: 214, follows: 217, updated: 11/26/2014 published: 7/24/2012
7 Families Come In Odd Sizes Some families have a father, a mother and 2.5 kids. And some families have two fathers who met at a brothel and their respective, unrelated children. One of whom is possibly an experimental buttbaby. Also cranky aunts who can bust out suplexes. Second story in the Brothel!AU, takes place after 'Go Fish' Tucker/North.
Red vs. Blue, T, English, Family & Romance, words: 17k+, favs: 25, follows: 6, 5/27/2014, L. Tucker, North
12 Go Fish Doc didn't usually hate or curse things. But right then? He hated Church for giving him a gift card to the Mother of Invention, most well-known brothel in the city, and for putting him in this situation to begin with. And he cursed his own inexplicable attraction to people with crazy eyes. Brothel!AU. Primary pairings are Wash/Doc, Church/Tex and Tucker/North. More inside.
Red vs. Blue, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 18k+, favs: 38, follows: 11, 12/25/2013, F. Defresne, Wash
3 Do Cyborgs Dream Of Meatpuzzles? It was one of those rare times when the phrase 'giving your heart to someone' was not a metaphor. The aftermath of the operation which left Simmons a cyborg and Grif a meatpuzzle. Grif/Simmons.
Red vs. Blue, M, English, Romance & Angst, words: 7k+, favs: 49, follows: 10, 7/14/2012, D. Grif, D. Simmons
3 Everything The war meant everything to Sarge. It always had. But sometimes he wished it wasn't so. Sarge/Tex.
Red vs. Blue, K+, English, Romance & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 8, follows: 2, 7/14/2012, Sarge, Tex/Allison
9 Piano Lessons Caboose tries to teach Church how to play the piano. It doesn't work very well.
Red vs. Blue, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 39, follows: 10, 7/14/2012, L. Church/Alpha, M. Caboose
3Night Terrors The courier's life hasn't been all sunshine and roses, and the memories of the Divide haunt him in his sleep. Ulysses and the Courier have a small chat by the campfire. Lonesome Road spoilers.
Fallout, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 10, follows: 2, 7/9/2012, Ulysses, Courier
8 A Vengeful Tale Years after the defeat of the NCR at the hands of the Legion at Hoover Dam, legends of a courier who rose from the dead and slaughtered many legionnaires are still told by the Legion. But it's all just garbage, right?
Fallout, K, English, words: 1k+, favs: 16, follows: 2, 2/16/2011, Courier
10 Odd Eating Habits Boone has seen a lot of weird things in the wasteland, but the sight of his companion chowing down on the arm of a legionnaire is enough to give even him pause.
Fallout, K+, English, Humor, words: 533, favs: 31, follows: 1, 12/16/2010, C. Boone, Courier
38 Courting Rituals Those who belong to the Legion generally don't need to court women. Vulpes is no exception. As such, his attempts at seduction are... somewhat different from the norm. One-sided Vulpes/F!Courier.
Fallout, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 95, follows: 14, 12/1/2010, Vulpes Inculta, Courier
5 Devil Incarnate The Courier is a friendly woman, but she's not a nice one. In fact, she's the very antithesis of nice. She's the sort of monster who could put the worst of the Fiends and Legion to shame. And Raul knows this better than anyone.
Fallout, K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 22, follows: 3, 11/29/2010, Courier, Raul T.
15Tunnel Snakes Ain't Heroes » Butch was helped twice by the girl he'd always hated. Now Butch is set to prove that he doesn't need to be rescued by her. And it might be true... This time, the Lone Wanderer might need his help. Tunnel Snakes ain't heroes, but they repay their debts. No pairings.
Fallout, T, English, Adventure & Friendship, chapters: 2, words: 22k+, favs: 33, follows: 30, updated: 10/31/2010 published: 10/15/2010, Butch DeLoria, Lone Wanderer
45 We Hope To See You Again We hope to see you again." Nurse Joy says that to every trainer. But why does she hope that trainers and their Pokemon return to the Pokemon Center, when they often only visit because they're horribly injured? There's a reason...
Pokémon, K, English, words: 1k+, favs: 217, follows: 38, 3/9/2010, Nurse Joy