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Joined Oct '09

Name:none of your damn business

Age:16

eyes:changes to my mood sometimes my eyes even turn black

B-day:4-09

deception:tan skin,dark black hair and 5ft.5

Hello,fellow fans

my favorite things to do are acting,archery,dancing,reading,and hanging out with my friends.

obsession:jade errol puget


i like to listen to music by:

afi

paramore

avril lavigne

lady sovereign

Faling in Reverse

new boys

sean paul

linkin park

kat deluna

avenged sevenfold

panic at the disco

Black Veill Brides

keri hilson

Escape the Fate

green day

30h!3

nickelback

ashley tisdale

shakira

selena(not selena gomez)

gwen stefani

slipknot

so ok i like allot more songs but i'm not going to put them on here

i wont b updating my stories for a while my internet messed up so it took them 2 1/2 months to fix it and it de;eted my stories :(

my fav. sayings:
BANANAS...me
chocolate,men,coffee somethings are just better rich...me
chaos,panic,and disorder ,my job is done here...my boyfriend
you say i'm weird like it's a bad thing...my boyfriend
do they ever shut up on your planet?...ME

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

Smart is sexy.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

Smart is sexy.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

OMG MIDNA I MISS U!! COME BAAAACK!! U WERE GONNA TELL HIM U LOVED HIM, I KNOW U WERE!! U MADE ME CRYYY!!

(nervous laughter) sorry about that. Midna is just my favoritest character (besides Link) in ANY LoZ game. AND I MISS HER!!

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you haven’t died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

It's just love... Two people should be allowed to get married, even if they are the same gender. If you think this is true, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a 'The Legend of Zelda' fan, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Ilia should burn in Death Mountain so Midna can have Link, paste this on your profile.

If you think Midna was going to tell Link she loves him, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Midna should just get together with Link already, copy and paste this.

If you cried when Midna left Link in Twilight Pincesss, copy and paste this onto your profile. Why? Why did she break the mirror? (I cry whenever i play the end of Twilight Princess. It's the most saddest thing EVER!!)

If you think Midna and Link were meant to be, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Midna was the coolest character in the Twilight Princess game, besides Link, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Midna should find a way back into the Light Realm so she can be with Link, copy and paste this into your profile.(that's what my fanfic is on, plz read it ppl)

If whenever you see or hear the name 'Midna' you freak out and have a small fit because you love her so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

I'm insane, if you are too copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the world is heading to a bad place,and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your crazy and funny all the time or most of the time...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate racism, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like the designs on Kleenex boxes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate math, or at least the class, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like accents, copy and paste this into your profile

Come join the dark side. (We have cookies!)

If you have been to the Dark Side, (and they lied about the cookies!!! D:) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you can get high off life, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you are a person who hasn't yet converted to rap music and likes rock still, put this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something in your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

6 words that can really hurt!

u must finish

if this doesn't touch you... you're heartless.

One night a guy & a girl were
driving home from the movies.

the boy sensed there was
something wrong because of the painful
silence they shared between them
that night.

The girl then asked the boy to pull over
because she wanted to talk.

She told him that her
feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.

A silent tear slid down his cheek as he
slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down
that very same street.

He swerved
right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived.

Remembering the note, she
pulled it out & read it , it said
"Without your love, I would die

REPOST IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT
THEM!! (EVEN YOUR BEST FRIENDS!)

that is for Monkey from Place, Monkey2033, R, and Ransom.

FT. - If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you house of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, THeThroppSistersandCompany (Elphaba)-Gryffindor, RogerMimi4evaRENT-Slytherin, nightstarz-Ravenclaw, Monkey2033 - Ravenclaw, Niry Kacille - Gryffindor

If ur a person who acts friendly but is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste into ur profile.

۩If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted " Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet the little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded...

My fav. books and series

house of night
twilight
vampire academy
vampire diaries
the night of the howling dogs
darkest powers
the abhorsen series
harry potter
nix garther
evolution me & other freaks of nature

vampires:lil jon,if you see his video snap yo fingers you can see his fangs you can see his video on yahoo music i put that on there so incase someone tht isn't that bright looks on here they know where to look for it XD


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(='.'=) This
is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!


If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a four letter word, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the fun of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door,copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of the American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak, if you are part of the 7 percent who would ask the person ''What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagel

"How old are you?"

"Seventeen."

"How long have you been seventeen."

"Three months? You threw the surprise party!"

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 percent of you people that read this won't repost

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

P.S. there is a book about this. It is really good, written by a mother of a victim. The girl was held at gun point, and when asked if she was a christian, she said yes. She was shot. the book is called "She Said Yes" amazing and sad. How can people be so cruel?

the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.(ido)
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.(i have a boyfriend)
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who isn't obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Liris, Meihua68, Jinmay-4-ever,zoey the shadow kissed wolf,

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you read people’s profiles looking for stuff to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you'll take the first watch, copy and paste this to you're profile.

if you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you'd have eaten the birdseed, copy this onto your profile! Lol that was so funnyful!

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

TWILIGHT C&P:

Way to know you are obsessed with Twilght!

You start eating ‘Bella’s’ food.

You have twilightous, a disease that makes you addictied to twilight’

You have the whole official twilight soundtrack on your iPod/ MP3

Twilight has bought you and your best friend so much closer

You growl a lot more

And have learnt how to pounce

And by saying they smell like werewolf/ vampire

You insult your friend by saying she’s a dog

And she growls at you

When you did a geography project you wanted Kellan Lutz to be your sponser

But your stupid friends said no =(

You were so happy when they announced that they were gonna keep Taylor Lautner as Jacob

You can relate ANYTHING to twilight

When you were in history and saw a husky on a video you and your friend went ‘IT’S JACOB!’

When someone says vampires and werewolves aren’t real, you shout at them and give them a lecture

You search EVERYWHERE for silver Volvo’s or any of the other cars in twilight

And told your dad you want a yellow Porsche for your 18th birthday

You want to buy contacts in the colour of butterscotch or red

Apple’s are now your favorite fruit

And whenever you have one you hold it the twilight way

On your bebo, facebook or whatever you put your location as Forks

Or Isle Esme

Or La Push

You have random conversations by yourself with the twilight characters

And have to admit that they do give a good conversation

Regular lions say ROAARR.

Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU

Sad lions say roooaaar.

Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!?

OTHER RANDOM C&P:

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.(not true)

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.(not really i have a boyfriend right now)

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, VampireChic666, Winged and Dangerous, Emgem2000,zoey the shadow kissed wolf

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!(HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE COOKIES)

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

"When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate."

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more."

"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'"

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."

"Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door."

"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

"You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had."

I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do.

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" (or just say "I know! Join the club of freaky-ness. Where we all act like freaks!", which is what I do), copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, Insane Winged Girl, UPDRAFTGIRL37,wingedvampiregrl, Shayne Rider,Adryanna,Emgem2000,Zoey the Shadow kissed wolf

If you think it's cooler to be unique than cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile (Hee hee, a wall)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (I'm lying)

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherinr!

Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort.

Take the most scientific Harry Potter
Quiz
ever created.

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One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me

Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone which, one is easyer to do?

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

If you've ever gotten Toothpaste in your eye, copy and paste this onto your profile. Nope, didn't think anyone else would.

Stark: It's 'cause no one is as awesome as you.

Me: Thank you Stark! You're awesome too!

Stark: Well duh, that's why you kidnapped me!

Me: Obviously...

FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house

BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen

FRIENDS: will pick you up when your down

BEST FRIENDS: will push you back down and laugh

FRIENDS: ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: will say you can do better

BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: will help you with your drug problem

BEST FRIENDS: are the ones who sold it to you

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!

Friend: Will help you cry when you are rejected by a boy

BEST Friend: Will go up to the boy and say ‘Its because you’re gay, isn’t it?’

Friend: Asks nicely for your stuff

BEST Friend: Shouts ‘GIMME!!’

Friend: Waits to call you until a reasonable hour

BEST Friend: Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something.
I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.
I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.
I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.
I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.
BUT I'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse.
I'm the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.
I'm the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad and I like it that way.
I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next I will be laughing like an idot.
I'm the girl that people call "Butt" and "Freak" "Mean" and "Weird" but I take that as a compliment.
I'm the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and I write.
I'm the girl who isn't a people person but I am when it comes to friends.
I'm also the girl they call "best friend."

Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh hey ,wait for me!"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

╔══╦══╦══╗ you have been diagnosed
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║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you've caught it too :)

awesome quote-"Eeeeeemmett's Werewolf Transportation, where we transport werewolves with a smile and a waiting fist, this is Emmett, how can I be of service?"

This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him dominate the world!

Random poem about People in their annoying labels

I am what I am

I’m not emo I just have feelings

I’m not prep I’m just happier than you

I’m not a nerd just because I get better grades than you

I’m not a jock I’m just in better shape then you

I’m not goth I just like the color black

I’m not popular I just have friends

I’m not a hater I just don’t love everything

I’m not perfect I just did something right

I’m not crazy you’re just weird

I’m not stupid I just didn’t know the answer to your stupid question

I’m not a liar you just don’t understand sarcasm

I’m not depressed you’re just overly peppy

I’m none of the labels you’ve created for your own amusement

You should look at yourself though

This one goes out to all the jerks out there :)

Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.
Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart.
Calling me Weak, won't make you Strong.
Calling me Ugly, won't make you Pretty.
Calling me Poor, won't make you Rich.
Calling me Fat, won't make you Perfect?
So why bother?

'Make a bet with me, and I will win. Fight me, and you will loose. Tell me I can't, and I will. Tell me to, and I won't. Dare me, and I'll do it. Say I cant, and I will.'

'Try and run from me and I'll trip you before I kick your butt.'

'If I had a baseball bat I'd hit you with it.'

'Try me and see what you get.'

'Hurt the ones I love about again and I will show you the meaning of not having a head.'

'Touch me and you will loose a limb.'

'You really shouldn't have pissed off the person who can make your life heck.'

'I'll protect you because I know you're worth protecting.'

'I don't give crap what they said because I'm right and they are wrong and I know you can do it.'

'I never said I was all that, you just assumed it because you wanted me to admit that I think it.'

'Do you really want to try and kick my butt?'

'Did you just call me the b. word? Too bad because that's what I am.'

'Get me a stinkin crobar so I can beat you with it.'

Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a br@ and a wig and make-up into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8

I'm not clumsy the floor just hates me!

whoever said nothings impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

I hate nail glue and it hates me!

Caffeine + me=EHD ( Extreme Hyper Disorder)

being weird is like being normal, only better!

it's always in the last place you look... of course! Why would i look for it after I found it?

when you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled

silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Friends will say you deseve better, best friends will prank call him saying "Seven days"

I have more fictional boyfriends than you. Beat that!

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, only 4 to reach out and slap someone in the face

It takes 42 muscled to frown, 28 to smile, only 0 to just sit there with a dumb look on your face

I am a palm reader: Gasp!You'll die! Don't worry, you'll live through it though.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be misquoted and used against you

hug trees, they have less issues than people

Curiosity killed the mutant bird kid

No ones perfect... well, there was this one guy... but we killed him

If life gives you lemons, through them back and yell " I WANT JACOB BLACK AND VAMPIRES!!"

Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

I am a peaceful person who is filled with violent rage

BEST FRIENDS 'N FRIENDS:

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself

A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you!

A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words

A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself

Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you

A true friend is someone you can trust with all your secrets

A friend will lend you a car, a good friend will give you a ride, but a true friend will be the get away driver.

A friend is someone who reaches for your hand, but touches your heart

A good friend will tell you what you want to hear. A true friend will always tell the truth.

A good friend will be there for you all through school. A true friend will be there till the day you die.

A good friend will bail you out of prison. A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun!".

A good friend is someone you enjoy hanging out with. A true friend is someone you need

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never see you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: help you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipe your tears when you're rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goe up to him/her and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Lose your stuff and tell you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school/college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you have had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste"

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap

black man walks into A bar, a white man walks in and says
"No coloured people in here"
The black man says,
"When i'm born, i'm black
when i grow up, i'm black,
when i'm ill, i'm black
when i'm in the sun, im black
when i'm cold, i'm black
when i'm dead, i'm black
When your born, your pink,
when your growing up, your white
when your ill, your green
when your in the sun, your red
when your cold, your blue
when your dead, your purple,
now tell me your not coloured!"
If you want to abolish racism, copy and paste this onto youre profile!!

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without people wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you'd be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF!!

I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness

Almond chocolate milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the ironie...

Everyone is born right handed, only the gifted overcome it. If you are left handed and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile. because you know you want to.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever ran into wall copy this to your profile

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real (DEREK!) copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate! , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 48 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica,I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, DrownMySoul, xXShe-WolfXOXO,zoey the shadow kissed wolf( add ur name)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get upset when Jacob kisses Bella in the books even though you knew it was coming copy and pase this into your profile.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? if you love sarcasim, copy and paste this into your profile.

you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If over half of your profile is “Copy and past this into your profile” things, copy and paste this into your profile, because one more wont hurt now.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass. If you understand the true meaning of firendship, copy and paste this into your profile.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up, If you totaly understand this, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you hated the Twilight movie but got it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

Fang: 98 percent Human, 2 percent Avian 100 percent HOT

Copy and Paste this if you think emos have cool hair.

Proud loser/bookworm/nerd. Yeah. Be jealous.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

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If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

the BIG difference between friends and BEST friends

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumb ass?"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME! LET’S DO IT AGAIN!!


Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Alternate Names:

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): sieizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):black wolf

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Rose Dierks

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):ellsiell

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): black fuze

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Inralha

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lea

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Paige

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Kiwi sienna

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): black Hook

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Friends never ask for anything to eat or drink.
Best friends Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

Friends would knock on your front door.
Best friends walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

Friends will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
Best friends will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

Friends would ignore this letter
Best friends will repost this crap!!

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"The dinosaur’s extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

True love isn't free, but i'd pay anything to have it

real life isn't full of happily ever afters, just bursts of happiness that don't last very long

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

I used to hate it when aunts and grandmas, used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "Your next" "Your next". Well they stopped doin that crap when i started to do it to them at funerals.

"Forbidden to remember; terrified to forget. It's a hard line to walk."

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this

place only"?

To put it nicely, I hope you choke

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

“The end of the world will be at at ten o’clock tonight. More on this story at eleven.”

"I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned."

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it.

I've got problem for your solution...

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want

Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

One way to figure out how things work: push all the buttons!

to know who the heck is drinking my freaking soda"

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

When angry count to ten, when very angry, swear!

"Stuff you hear about me might be true. Then again, it might be as fake as the person who told you."

"Well behaved women never make history."

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars and I thought to myself, where the heck is the celing?

Everyone has a wild side, me and my friends just prefer to make ours public.

Come to the dark side. We have EDWARD

"You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it."

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

"Without those blonde moments, life would be so dull."

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain."

Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary.

When women are depressed, they eat chocolate or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG alot, I don't think you'd kill to many

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."

"I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away."

"The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.

"If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

"Elmo knows where you live". If you shiverd after you read this, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girls giving up chocholat is like world peace, we all want it to happen but we know its never going to.

"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"

"Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional..."

XXXXXX

from books/ people:

For those who have not read Hamlet, here is a basic summary. Blood, blood, prophecy, witches, blood, more witches, blood, gore, king, death, despair, blood, blood, blood, and HALLUCINATIONS! -Matt

The dog's got the hunter, and the hunter's got the gun. BAM! Elimination, a lack of education -Big Mama, Fox and the Hound

It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big -Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

The brocolli must DIE! Stewie Griffin, Family Guy

See that atitude right there! That's why I always got the extra cookie Dean, Supernatural

It's not your enemy who gets you, it's always your own people. -Scarface, from the song In Between Us.

Beast Boy: See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George, or maybe it was King Norm -anyway... The British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of your nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided, REVOLUTION!
Raven:
Where'd you learn your history? A cereal box?
Beast Boy:
What's your point? -Beast Boy and Raven, Teen Titans (come on, you know you loved them too!)haha

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters

"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." -Unknown

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.- unkown

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same." - Unknown

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." - Unknown

Dealing with Television network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks."- Eric Sevareid

"I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." --Jasper Carrott

"These human apples sure beat the trip to the human world" --Ryuuk, Death Note

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts: Do you want fries with that?'" -Unknown

"There's no such thing as a stupid question, until you ask it." -That-Guy-With-The-Glasses

Bill Cosby: Don't yawn in the shower-you might drown.

"I GOT this! "--George Lopez

DEDICATION TO MAH MOTHER

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

yup yup i luvv mii ma ;P


GOD and JESUS ( i had to make a section for them bc of them im still alive to annoy other ppl ;)

Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;

Love to forgive him;

And Patience for his moods;

Because, Lord,

If I pray for Strength,

I'll beat him to death.

Amen.

Damn straight!

XXXXXXXXX

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God, the Father, the Son, and Holy Ghost…
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Things I’m Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

100 Things I Learned From High School Musical

1) High school cafeterias are vast and spacious — leaving plenty of room to spontaniously break into song and dance — and are in no way packed, crowded or uncomfortable
2) It’s completely acceptable for the female drama teacher to walk into the guys locker room where her young male students are showering.
3) A white, 5-foot-9 junior is the best high school basketball player in the state of New Mexico.
4) Creme brulee is a creamy custard that is totally satisfying
5) There’s only one fat person at East High School
6) All Troy could remember was pink jelly
7) In school hallways they put up really big posters of the most popular guy in school so that obsessed girls can sing to it
It’s okay to practice incest if you’re acting
9) Students at East High are allowed to work with chemicals unsupervised.
10) Troy’s shower head is very impressed
11) Everyone has a secret, and they have practiced to tell everyone in perfect harmony… while dancing.
12) That girl is named Gabriella, and she is very nice.
13) Kelsi has a magic piano: it not only plays piano but it plays guitar, drums and bass too
14) Lucas is NOT gay… even though he dances, sings, hangs out with his girly sister, wears pink hats, and stares at sweaty basketball players because Disney does not promote homosexuality
15) The hottest gossip is that the new girl and baskeball captain are auditioning for a musical, and that is in no way a euphemism for having sex.
16) In high school, you only have class once a day and it’s only about 10 minutes long. For the rest of the day you can sing, dance, play basketball, make/foil plans, and hide out in secret gardens as much as you want.
17) While alone in her bedroom, they sing. No sex? Really?
18) No one in the ENTIRE school has ever told Sharpay to shut the fuck up. How is that possible?
19) Gabriella and Troy are ‘breaking free’. They are also soaring, flying, and there isn’t a star in heaven that they can’t reach.
20) You can name a kid in the 21st century “Sharpay”
21) Detention is only 15 minutes long… and a boy named Chad will need you to help him countdown the minutes, as he sadly cannot count that high.
22) It’s always good to get extra credit…for college.
23) No one cusses at East High
23) Gabriella can’t have people staring her… she really can’t.
25) Parents do not teach their children that it’s okay to be yourself, only pop songs can do that.
26) Singing and dancing in the hallways is outstandingly normal
27) Playing the cello is very similar to operating a saw.
28) No emos, cutters, or illegal janitors.
29) Gabriella feels AND looks like a girl.
30) Having opera stars’ pictures in your refrigerator helps you lose weight.
31) Kelsi can teach you every note, pitch, and word to a song just by singing the first two lines for you.
32) People are doing stuff, stuff that isn’t their stuff.
33) The second equation should read 16 over pi.
34) Troy doesn’t know that “scared” means the same thing as “afraid”
35) There is only ONE Gabriella Montez on the entire World Wide Web.
36) Ain’t nothin wrong with a basketball playing brother who likes to bake.
37) If you’re the new kid in school, no one is allowed to look at you
38) If you audition for a school play, you send the entire school into pandemonium
39) Chad can make Troy say things.
40) The jazz square is a crowd favorite. EVERYONE loves a jazz square.
41) Even though you’ve only sung to your showerhead you will know how to sing harmony in karaoke.
42) Mountain lions are cute, but you don’t pet them.
43) Some high schools only have 5 adults on campus. That’s how they get away with dancing in the halls.
44) Troy is not just a guy.
45) Apparently the winter musical only requires two cast members.
46) When you’re in love with a stranger, you can memorize lyrics at the drop of a hat
47) Corbin Bleu is pretty much white.
48) If you’re a stressed jock, you need only to go to the school gardens and sing… nobody will find you or pick on you.
49) It’s hard to believe, that I couldn’t see, you were always right beside me!
50) Ryan really wants to meet Ashton Kutcher
51) No one said anything about leotards.
52) If you love a girl enough, breaking and entering into her room is not considered a problem.
53) No one on the basketball team is good at math.
54) Ladders can appear out of nowhere.
55) Chad tried to tell him, he REALLY tried.
56) Sharpay is allowed to have a pink locker while everyone else is stuck with an ugly beige one.
57) Troy rides the bus to school even though his dad works there
58) You can bet, there’s nothing but net, when Zeke is in the zone and on a roll.
59) If you’re gay, you dont know what g-o-d-r-a-m-a-c-l-u-b-! spells
60) If you’re heart has been broken by the most popular guy in school, your locker can open automatically - no combination necessary.
61) Where’s Gabby’s dad!?
62) Warning bells can be easily mistaken for cell phones.
63) Yes, Troy, you ARE going left.
64) You can have a laptop and a webcam pointing at a person ready to record them and they would NEVER notice
65) It’s better to hear it from Mrs. Darbus now than from your friends later
66) You can go to Kelsi’s house for breakfast and she has a piano.
67) By taking off your lab coat, the red ribbon in your hair can turn pink.
68) Only fat girls like to pop, lock and drop it.
69) You are allowed to cover your microphone with tacky sequins as long as youre the most popular girl in school
70) All stage fright can be cured by the saying “Like kindergarten”
71) What the heck are those two doing in a tree?!
72) You WILL stick to the status quo or everyone will sing to you until everyone else confesses
73) Gabriella loves pi.
74) Troy’s watch is imaginary, but he looks at it anyways and always knows what the time is.
75) Cheerleaders speak a different language than other human beings.
76) Students in high school don’t need backpacks… or books for that matter
77) No one finds it weird that you’re singing a sexual song to your brother/sister
78) It takes Gabriella’s mom and Troy’s dad forever to walk to an auditorium.
79) Throwing basketballs at trees is apparently great for stress relief
80) If you climb up to a chicks balcony that hates you and start singing to her, she will fall back in love with you.
81) People keep outfits in their lockers just in case someone spills nachos on them
82) The pregnant teacher stands corrected.
83) If you wear pink and have blonde hair, you are automatically a malevolent popular girl.
84) All fathers with sons in sports are oblivious to their sons’s other needs and desires.
85) Teachers from different departments always hate each other.
86) Chad has some pretty awesome shirts.
87) Troy is very slow (Come on! Not even ONE kiss?)
88) If you make good cookies, people fall in love with you.
89) A high school can produce 17 musicals in a span of two years
90) It is possible for the random girl you met at a ski lodge at New Year’s to coincidentally move to your school and become your girlfriend
91) Singing absolves a person of any bad thing they’ve done.
92) An entire school’s network can be crippled by the push of a bottom (Taylor must be a really good hacker.)
93) Chili cheese fries and milk are a substantial meal.
94) Interperative dancing is a sign that there is something mentally wrong with you and must see a counselor
95) All practical rules of time and space are lost when Troy and Gabriella hide.
96) The very best way to condemn your friend for singing is to break out into a song yourself
97) If you take your hat off and reveal luscious locks of brown hair you’re instantly beautiful.
98) Gabriella always plans ahead thats how she’s able instantneously change into a semi formal dress and heels for a basketball game.
99) You dont mind linking arms with the school bitch that you hate as long as its the final dance number of the movie.
100) When the entire East High School student body is decked out in red and white, Troy and Gabriella always seem to be in blue. Until the finale when they finally catch on.

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at CmabrigdeUinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

Girls: Comebacks for cheesy pickup lines!

Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man "So, you wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."

Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."

Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."

Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."

Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"

Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"

Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."

Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right! I want you… to leave."

Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man "Your body is like a temple."
Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: Girl, you must be a theif because you just stole my heart!
Woman: Sory, you must have me mistaken for someone else; I only steal valuable things.

awwww dimitri and rose moment

Rose: Do I ever cross your mind?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Do you like me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Do you want me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you cry if I left?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you live for me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you do anything for me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Choose--me or your life
Dimitri: My life

Rose runs away in shock and pain and Dimitri runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

10 Things you never, EVER do in the Cullen house:

Wear a cape, or worse, polyester

Threaten to destroy all the grizzly bears

Give Emmett steroids

Walk up to Carlisle and say, "I need to get high."

Support the Union

Bring a Magic 8 Ball

Paint " I PREFER BRUNETTES" on Rosalie's door

Give Jasper anti-depressants

Feed Emmett sugar and let him run wild.

Sing "I'm A Barbie Girl" reeeeaaaaally loud in your head and see what happens.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunatley it kills all of it's pupils..."

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism.

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Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner.

If electricity comes from electrons does it mean morality comes from morons?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a
car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out." ?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

these are the questions that haunt me...

Why do they call it "common sense" when it's so rare?

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the girl who hurts whenever her mom says she loves her, because if she knew the truth, she wouldn't.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I'm the one who can't accept myself.
I am the person who is ashamed to tell my own friends I am a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp, and left to die because two straight men wanted to 'teach me a lesson'.

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93 percent of teenagers would be crying and yelling if hannah montana was an top of the state empire building saying she was going to jump.if you are the other 7 percent that would be yelling "JUMP BITCH JUMP"

This is not a post or else but it is sad

Today, 11 years ago, a man died. Raul Solm, street kid, average grades, uncaring parents, killed him self because of all the hatred against him. He was homosexual and wanted a peaceful world. Can we make this happen, for all the injustice in the world, not many can take it. His boyfriend wrote him a poem. His name was Sam but he called him self Sarah, so Raul's parents wouldn't know.

I want to comfort you but I no not of your pain,

But I will sit beside you, til you rise again.

I will smile, so carefree,

Let you slay your demons, then come to me.

I am now an empty shell, lost in time,

you were my everything, you were mine.

Sitting here, past screams and cries,

wanting them stop but they never die.

Time passes me as I sit still,

they not know I've lost the will.

To stay alive and go on,

they still not knowing I was gone.

An empty shell lost in time,

Knowing you were always mine.

Sarah J. 1983-2001 To Raul S. 1984-1998.

Stop the Violence,

Save the world.

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Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you are against child abuse, Copy and paste this on your profile

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is sarah, I am but three,

My eyes are swollen, I cannot see.

I must be stupid, I must be bad.

What else could have made, My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly.

Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up, All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone,

The house is dark, My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come, I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just, One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car,

My daddy is back, from Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse ,My name he calls,

I press myself, Against the wall.

I try and hide, From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping, He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault, That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me, And yells at me more,

I finally get free, And I run for the door.

He's already locked it, And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream, But its now much too late

His face has been twisted, Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain, Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

i got that from V.Cullen12 sooo ssad :(

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This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?It sound evil

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!I can't breath
and my head is hurting mommy!?

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you'

re against abortion, re-post this

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Some of my FAV quotes!! :

"It's all woo hoo go team!"says Damon (on show, lol)

"Why are there feathers on me?" "I bit a few pillows." - Bella and Edward, Breaking Dawn

"I didn't think you were one to be opposed to grand theft auto." - Alice, New Moon

"You little fool! If your that eager to meet death, I can introduce you myself." - Damon, The Vampire Diaries

"Was it a little boy band move like this?" " Um that was cute, what was it?" "Um, that was you." "Ok, that's not really how it goes, do you need some help with that move?" "Oh, like you could do it any better." "I invented that move." "Prove it" - Mary and Joey (AWESOME Selena Gomez and Drew Seeley), Another Cinderella Story

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Favorite Color: Black, Blood Red, Deep Purple

Favorite Animal: Timber Wolf

Hobby: Dancing, Tennis, Swimming, Climbing trees, Being in Nature, Singing, Strumming my guitar,

Wish: to become a vet and to write a novel or professional dancer or singer or both,.

Music: Selena Gomez, Flyleaf, 3OH!3, Shakira, Nelly Furtado, Kristinia DeBarge, Saving Jane, Black Eyed Peas, Evanescence, Jay Sean, Lil Wayne, and MANY more

Books: Twilight Saga, Vampire Plague Series,Vampire Diaries Series, House of Night Series, Vampire Academy Series

Authors: Stephenie Meyer, Richelle Mead, Patrick Carman, etc.

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Name ten of your favorite house of night characters in any order.
1) zoey

2) stark

3) darius

4) aphordite

5) stevie rae

6) damian

7) shaunee

8) erin

9) erik

10)kalona

1) Have you ever read a 5/10 romance?

kalona and stevie rae no but that would be good

2) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

h-e-l-l yea

3)What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

what damian got zoey pregnant?i thought he was gay

4)Do you recall any good fics about 9?

erik yea

5)Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

no stark is zoeys man

6)4/8 or 4/9

i woul say aphorgite and erik (4/9)

7) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 & 8 in a secret relationship?

if shaunee found out that erin and darius had a relationship all hell would break loose if word got to aphordite

8)Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?

hell no

9)Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.

zoey and stevie rae?just let me die

10)What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to suduce 1?

aphordite would probaly do that.Comeing out of the closet

11)Does anyone on your friends list read #7 het? What about a 9 slash?

No clue.

12) If you wrote a songfic about 10 which song would you choose.

Ummmm. Kalona? Hmmmmm. I would say All Around Me by Flyleaf. LOL

All guy no girl

14)What pick up line might 8 use on 10?

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH IS A DEMON

Name ten of your favorite characters in any order.
1) Edward

2) Carlisle

3)Jacob

4) Jasper

5) Alice

6) Emmett

7) Esme

8) Rosalie

9) Bella

10) Renee

1) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic?

Alice and Renee'?Nope

2) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

Jacob? HECK YA!

3)What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

Emmett getting Edward pregnant? Impossible bc they're both men and they're vamps! LOL

4)Do you recall any good fics about 9?

Bella...Hmmmm.. A LOT...I think... :D

5)Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Esme and Carlisle? YEP!! They're PERFECT for each other!

6)4/8 or 4/9

Jasper and Bella or Jasper and Rosalie? Hmmmm. I like 4/5 better.

7) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 & 8 in a secret relationship?

If Esme found Jacob and Rosalie in a relationship? Wolf and blood sucker NOW THAT WOULD HILARIOUS!!

8)Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?

Jasper and Renee'?? No way! YUCK!

9)Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.

Edward and Alice? The vison mind. LOL

10)What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to suduce 1?

Jasper and Edward. Well that's tough...

11)Does anyone on your friends list read #7 het? What about a 9 slash?

Idk...

12) If you wrote a songfic about 10 which song would you choose.

Life is the Highway. I think that's what it's called. LOL I think it kinda fits Renee

13)If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warning be?

Carlisle, Jacob, and Emmett? 3.

14)What pick up line might 8 use on 10?

Rosalie on Renee? Hmmm. No clue.

:D

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