7Oh No! It's Another One! » Are you sick of the same old Mary Sues? Me too. That's why I wrote this. I'm poking fun of all the sterotyped Mary Sues! And what's a HP story without a selfinserted character? Oh, and Harry Potter is in there and a TriWizard Tournament.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Parody, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 2, follows: 4, updated: 7/20/2006 published: 7/16/2006
7The True Story of How Haldir Came to Helm's Deep Haldir is here to tell you how he really arrived at Helm's Deep. Britney Spears? What's she doing in there? Augh. Lady G? What? Okay, let's let Haldir tell you more.
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 9/17/2004, Haldir
15The True Story of How Faramir Found Boromir So you really want to know what happened? You want to know how Faramir learned of his Brother's death? Well he's here to tell you! Listen to Faramir as he retells his heart touching story. R&R
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 2, 7/25/2004, Faramir, Boromir
12The True Story of How Pippin Found the Palantir So how did Pippin find that Palantir anyway? You wanna know the true story? Well you're in luck because Pippin is here to tell you how it really happened! R&R!
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 5/26/2004, Peregrin T.
4Sam's Valediction to Frodo Just a short essay I had to write in English. Sam says goodbye to Frodo at the Gray Havens. Told from Sam's POV. Please review? Very different from what I usually post.
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Drama, words: 298, 1/9/2004, Samwise G., Frodo B.
14My Immortal Based on the song "My Immortal" by Evanessence. Arwen thinks about what Aragorn told her before he left Rivendell. I worked really hard on this! Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Angst, words: 965, 11/23/2003, Arwen U., Aragorn
16Bring Me Back to Life Sung by Haldir featuring Elrond. Sung to the tune of "Bring Me to Life" by Evanesence. Haldir sings about not wanting to go to Helm's Deep! R&R!
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 456, favs: 5, 9/19/2003, Haldir, Elrond
12The True Story of How Gandalf Got White Robes Gandalf retells his story of how his transformation came to be from grey to white. Funny! Or at least I hope it is. Please enjoy!
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 8/22/2003, Gandalf
23The True Story of How Aragorn Came Back to Life Aragorn retells his story of the battle with wargs and what happened to him after he fell off the cliff. This one is like 2 of my other stories. Please R&R! I promise you'll laugh!
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor, words: 955, favs: 2, follows: 1, 6/14/2003, Aragorn
19Gandalf with the Staff Don't take that title the wrong way! Here I am with yet another song spoof! Sung to the tune of "Jenny From the Block". (I must admit, it's not my best, but R&R anwyay!) PLEAAAASE!
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor, words: 438, favs: 4, 1/18/2003, Gandalf
43The True Story of How Aragorn Met Arwen Just like "The True Story of How Haldir Met the Fellowship!" This is Aragorn's true story of how he REALLY met Arwen! Enjoy! R&R-ing never hurt anyone either!
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 978, favs: 7, follows: 1, 12/29/2002, Aragorn, Arwen U.
23Useful Pippin decides to sing a song a prove that he IS actually useful! Sung to the tune of "Beautiful" by Christina Aguleria. R&R! It's cute!
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor, words: 329, favs: 2, 12/22/2002, Peregrin T.
19Filthy To the tune of "Dirrty" by Christina Aguilera. Aragorn sings about him, Legolas, and Gimli fighting orcs! Pretty fuuny! PLEASE R&R!
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 539, favs: 5, 11/9/2002, Aragorn
12Goodbye Mount Doom A song sung by Frodo going into Mordor. to the tune of "Goodbye to You" by Michelle Branch.
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor, words: 385, 10/23/2002, Frodo B.
51The True Story of How the Fellowship Met Haldir Told by Haldir himself! Here is his story of how he met the Fellowship. Please R&R! You'll laugh! I promise it! And if you don't...uh... I... *runs and hides*
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 12, follows: 1, 9/1/2002
26Survival of the Hobbits » ** DONE** Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry, and Bilbo are stranded on an island. (This is just like my other story, Survival of the Elves, read that!) And don't forget to R&R! My last one was so successful! (Bilbo's diary up!)
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 6, words: 2k+, updated: 9/1/2002 published: 8/14/2002
19Oops! I Did It Again! Oh gosh, another song spoof. It's kinda cheesy. Saruman is singing to the Fellowship about thinking he's gonna win. Then for some random reason talks to Sauron. Random. Funny. Short. R&R please! :)
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor, words: 363, favs: 2, 8/23/2002, Saruman, Sauron
59Survival of the Elves » *DONE* Legolas, Arwen, Elrond, Galadriel, Celeborn, and Haldir are standed on an island for 30 days, watch as one by one, their sanity goes down the hole. They kept diaries of the experience... *interesting twist on Legolas' diary!* (Celeborn's diary up!)
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor & Humor, chapters: 7, words: 5k+, favs: 7, follows: 1, updated: 8/13/2002 published: 8/9/2002